Adventure Guys

*Day 2*
Luffy: The robots came to life and tried to kill me!
Usopp: AAAAAAHH!!!
Nami: That sounds ridiculous! Why would the robots come to life at night
Luffy: Because the Phone Guy said they have free roaming mode!
Nami: … Phone Guy?
Luffy: Oh yeah, Phone Guy is my new friend. He gives me tips.
Nami: … Huh?
Luffy: But still! Those jerks didn't tell me the robots were gonna stuff me in a suit and die!
Nami: Oh, come on, Luffy, do you honestly expect us to believe that your bosses hire security guards without telling them that the robots walk around at night, are extremely dangerous, and could potentially kill people?
Luffy: That's why I'm mad! Phone Guy is the only worker I like, because he told me that would happen! And it almost did since I ran out of power!
Morbius: I believe you.
Nami: What? Why?
Morbius: Luffy is not the kind of person who lies. And when he does lie, he's so bad at it.
Luffy: Huh?
Zoro: I agree. We've known Luffy the longest. We can tell when he lies.
Morbius: He's telling the truth. And to be fair, the robots did use to walk around during the day, thanks to archival footage found online. Which of course I saw.
Usopp: Why?
Morbius: Because I was feeling nostalgic. Anyways, the point is, after an incident involving a bite
Luffy: THE BITE OF 87!?
Morbius: Um, I think so,
Usopp: Wait a bite!?
Luffy: Yeah, they said it bit off the frontal lobe!
Usopp: WHAT!? AAAAHHH!!!
Nami: THEY BIT OFF SOMEONE'S FRONTAL LOBE!?
Luffy: Yeah, it’s scary! And I don’t know what a frontal lobe is!
Morbius: It’s part of your brain. Anyways the point is, after that incident, the animatronics were then programmed so that they were stationary during the day to avoid any more incidents. But if turned off for too long, their servers lock up. Making them stiff. It only makes sense that during night they would allow the robots to move around to prevent that.
Nami: Well, that does explain the moving around part. But why would they stuff someone in a suit?
Usopp: Yeah why!?
Luffy: Because they don't recognize me as a person!
Nami: Well why not?
Sanji: Restaurant is closed. People aren't supposed to be in there at night. The robots probably only know that.
Morbius: Correct. The robots are programmed to recognize people during the day. But at night, are programed to roam. People aren't supposed to be there so they would only recognize humans as endoskeletons without a costume.
Luffy: That's exactly what Phone Guy said! And it's against the rules to be naked!
Morbius: Yeah, universally agreed so.
Nami: But this still doesn't explain why the owners didn't tell Luffy all of that! Shouldn't they have warned him about that?
Morbius: That part I cannot explain. It seems rather shady… why not program the robots to recognize people even at night?
Usopp: Who cares! It's obviously a conspiracy! We need to leave now!
Nami: But if we try to leave, they'll no doubt send cops after Luffy! And if they recognize Luffy…
Sanji: They'll send Marines stationed around these waters.
Nami: Like it or not, they have the leverage here.
Luffy: Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't recognize me. I have a pretty good bounty!
Nami: Stop being happy about that! It's nothing to brag about! It means you're a high target!
Morbius: Luffy is right though. Ya think they would recognize when a pirate works for them. But I guess we're lucky they haven't discovered his bounty yet. So all Luffy has to do is survive 4 more nights and we'll be quietly out of here.
Luffy: It sucks though! I can't fight back against the robots because that'll just get me into even more trouble!
Morbius: Tell you what? I'll come with you tonight. Sneak me in, so I can see these robots moving for myself.
Luffy: Okay.
Nami: Why do you need to see the robots move? You already believe him.
Morbius: Uh, well um, it's for research.
Nami: … You just want an excuse to go back there?
Morbius: No! … Well maybe a little…

Night 2

*12 AM*

*Luffy goes around back.*
Luffy: Okay, Morbius you can come in now.
*Morbius omes out of the garbage dumpster.*
Morbius: Agh! It smells like shit in here!
*He gets out and they both head inside*
Morbius: Not gonna lie this place is a little spooky at night.
Luffy: You get used to it. Here's the dining hall, and here's that hall, and here is the office!
Morbius: It's rather small. Are all of these the monitors?
Luffy: Yup. I look at them to see where the robots are coming.
*The phone rings.*
Luffy: Oh! The Phone Guy! He's calling!
Morbius: The Phone Guy?
Luffy: I told you about him! He gives me tips on what to do! Let's see what he has to say tonight!
*Luffy picks up the phone*
Phone Guy: Uhh, Hello? Hello? Uh, well, if you’re hearing this and you made it to day two, uh, congrats!
Luffy: Yay!
Morbius: He sounds a little worried…
Phone Guy: I-I won’t talk quite as long this time, since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Uh, it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk, just to make sure everyone’s in their proper place. You know. Uh, interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn’t come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so, hey, I guess that’s one more reason not to run out of power, right?
Luffy: Yeah! That's what happened last night when I ran out of power!
Morbius: He certainly seems to know a lot.
Phone Guy: I-I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. Uh, there are blind spots in your camera views, and those blind spots happen to be right outside your doors. So if you can’t find something – or someone – on your cameras, be sure to check the door lights. Uh, you might only have a few seconds to react. Uh, not that you would be in any danger, of course. I’m not implying that.
Morbius: He's definitely implying we're in danger.
Luffy: Guess I should check the light more often now.
Morbius: Sparingly, Luffy.
Phone Guy: Also, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems unique in that, he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I guess he doesn’t like being watched. I don’t know.
Luffy: Is he talking about Foxy? But he's broken
Morbius: So hopefully that means we don't have to worry about him?
Luffy: Maybe.
Phone Guy: Uh, anyway, I’m sure you have everything under control! Uh, talk to you soon!
*Phone call ends.*

*1AM*
Morbius: So you've been receiving these pre recorded messages? And he gives you tips?
Luffy: Yup! Now I know to use my door lights!
*Morbius presses on the door light button.*
Morbius: Luffy! You need to conserve your power! We're already at 80%
Luffy: Oh yeah. My bad.
Morbius: Alright so far so goo- TWO ARE MISSING!
Luffy: AAAAHHH!
*He sees Bonnie and Chica have already moved to the dining room.*
Luffy: Well, at least they haven't moved too close yet…
Morbius: Indeed. They aren't going after us yet.
Luffy: We should check at pirate's cove
Morbius: Do we really have to? Foxy is broken down. No, thanks to you.
Luffy: I said I was sorry.
Morbius: Since Foxy is in need of repairs, I'm pretty sure he's out of commission and we don't need to worry.
Luffy: But the Phone Guy said-
Morbius: Yeah, well the Phone Guy dealt with Foxy before he broke down. So obviously we don't have to worry about him now, since he's broke down.
Luffy: I guess that sorta makes sense.

*2AM*
Morbius: I have an idea. Since we don't need to check on the cameras for Foxy, why not use the camera monitors at all? I mean it'll save a ton of power.
Luffy: But what about the other animatronics? How do we see them coming?
Morbius: The lights, Luffy! The Phone Guy said there are blindspots on the camera views! And they happen to be right outside our door! All we have to do is see if an animatronic is about to come inside the office. And we'll see them right outside our door if we turn on the lights, in which case we shut the door!
Luffy: So we only need to check the lights?
Morbius: Yup! Check the lights, see if there's an animatronic. If there isn't, don't do anything. If there is, shut the door! Piece of cake!
Luffy: So we don't waste power using the cameras!
Morbius: Now you're on my same wave length!
Luffy: This makes things much easier! Haha!
*Just then, Bonnie shows up at the front door, as Morbius turns on the light.*
Morbius: Aaaah!!
Luffy: CLOSE IT!
*He shuts the door.*
Morbius: Phew, that was a close one.
Luffy: Yeah… hey we just did what you said we'd have to do!
Morbius: Right!?
Luffy: This will be easy!
Morbius: Yeah!
Luffy & Morbius: ♪We're gonna make it through the night! We're gonna make it through the night! We're gonna make the through the night!♪

*3AM*
Luffy ♪Through the night! All night along!♪
Morbius: ♪Oh yeah, easy peasy! Lemon squeezy!♪
Luffy: ♪Okee dokee! Hands in Pokey!♪
Morbius: That sounds painful!
Foxy: Duhity duh dum, doo dooty doo, dooty doo, Dum Dum, Dee Dee, Dum Dum, Dee Dee, Dum Dum.
Luffy: …
Morbius: …
Luffy: Morbius?
Morbius: Yeah.
Luffy: That sounded like Foxy.
Morbius: Yup.
*They check the cameras.*
Morbius: FOXY!?
Luffy: YOU SAID HE WAS BROKEN!
Morbius: HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
Luffy: NOW HE'S OUT OF THE CURTAIN
Morbius: Well, if he's anything like the other animatronics, surely he's also slow and heavy… so… we might see him outside our door.
Luffy: Yeah. Right?
Morbius: Yeah, so we still don't need to check on the came-
Luffy: Morbius
Morbius: What?
Luffy: He left.
Morbius: AAAAAAAHHH!!!
Luffy: AAAAAHHH!!!
*Luffy switches to the hall camera and can see Foxy running extremely fast down the hall.*
Morbius: FUCK THAT SHIT.
Luffy: CLOSE IT!
*Morbius closes it just in time to hear banging noises on the door.*
Morbius: Holy shit, that was close!
Luffy: I told you we needed to listen to Phone Guy's advice.
Morbius: I was only trying to think logically…
Luffy: Screw your logic! I'm watching the cameras from now on!
Morbius: Damn.
*He notices the power meter.*
Morbius: We were on 55% power. Now we're at 49%. That banging on the doors must've taken out a good chunk of power!
Luffy: See why we need to focus on the cameras!? Foxy did more damage then when we didn't check on the cameras!
Morbius: Yeah I guess you're right. Sorry. We really shouldn't underestimate foxy… is he back on Pirate's Cove?
Luffy: Yeah.
Morbius: Okay, good…

*4AM*
Morbius: I don't get it. Foxy is broken. How can he move at night?
*He sees the animatronics move rather limply*
Luffy: They sure do walk funny.
Morbius: Yeah… something's up with these robots.
???: Help us…
Morbius: Huh? What did you say Luffy?
Luffy: I didn't say anything.
Morbius: … But it sounded like it was right behind me.
Luffy: Huh?
???: It's me.
Luffy: it's you?
Morbius: No, it wasn't me
Luffy: No, not you, I heard someone say "it's me".
Morbius: Huh?
*Luffy checks the cameras. Nothing seems wrong… but one of the hallways contains some posters that weren't there before.*
Morbius: Are those… crying children?
Luffy: I don't remember those being there.
Morbius: What is going on?
Luffy: Foxy is poking out.
Morbius: Keep an eye on him- Ah! Chica!
*Chica shows up at the east door. Morbius promptly closes the door.*
Morbius: That's just great… huh?
*But the posters disappear and return to normal*
Morbius: … That's just not right. I must've hallucinated those posters.
Luffy: But I saw them too.
Morbius: How did we hallucinate the same thing?
???: Save them…
Morbius: Huh?
Luffy: What?
Morbius: Save them?
Luffy: Save them? … I heard that last night too.
???: You can't…

*5AM*
Luffy: Just one more hour!
Morbius: Okay, when the owners open up the restaurant, sneak me through the back.
Luffy: Okay… what do I tell them?
Morbius: Don't say anything! Okay?
Bonnie: Be- Be- Be- Be- Be-
Chica: Le- Le- Le- Le- Le-
Foxy: Ar- Ar- Ar- Ar- Ar- Ar-
Luffy: AAAAAHH!!!
Morbius: They are all malfunctioning! CLOSE THE DOORS!
*The animatronics, except for Freddy, start to attack at once.*
Luffy: Now they're all coming after us!
Morbius: Don't worry! The doors closed and we have enough power to last us through the night! … okay… I have an idea.
Luffy: What?
*He starts going through the file cabinets*
Luffy: What are you doing?
Morbius: Getting information on this place. Maybe information those 2 owners aren't telling us.
Luffy: Like what?
Morbius: Like, why are the robots trying to kill us!
Luffy: Because they don't rec-
Morbius: I call bullshit on that! Why would robots not be programed to recognize humans even at closing hours!? That sounds like a lawsuit at hand! I don't think we're getting the full story here! And this company is trying to deny the robots kill!
Luffy: That's true. Phone Guy did say Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage or death, upon discovering that d-
Morbius: Don't recite the whole thing! I'm surprised you even memorized that…
Luffy: I remember all of Phone Guy's tips!
Morbius: … Well, anyways, I need to know what secrets this company might be hiding. Those robots are acting strange, weird and… haunted.
Luffy: Haunted?
Morbius: They feel like… they are always thinking. And watching. Don't you get that feeling?
Luffy: Well… they do act funny.
Morbius: Yeah…
*As Morbius finishes pulling out papers he comes across an old black file.*
Morbius: What's this?
*He opens to find old newspaper reports.*
Morbius: Oh?
Luffy: Newspapers.
Morbius: Yeah… "Missing Children's incident"... hang on, there's missing chil-
???: Hehehehe…
Morbius: Luffy, stop giggling like a little girl, I don't see how this is funny.
Luffy: I didn't giggle.
Morbius: Then… what was that-
*A golden Freddy animatronic appears in the office.*
Golden Freddy: Hehehehehe…
Morbius: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT THE FUCK!? OKAY!? NOT OKAY!!!
*It disappears from the office.*
Luffy: … What was that!?
Morbius: A Golden Freddy!!!

*6AM*
Luffy: It's 6am!
Morbius: Okay, we can open the doors right?
Luffy: Yeah. The animatronics usually shut down.
*Luffy opens the door to see the animatronics turned off.*
Morbius: Well, that awfully convenient that at exactly 6AM they wouldn't be a threat anymore… Well, anyways, I need to go out the back. I'm taking these newspapers with me.
*Luffy helps Morbius sneak out the back.*

*Afton arrives shortly after to open the restaurant at the entrance.*
Afton: You're doing great.
Luffy: Well thanks, but I don't like it.
Afton: Wether or not you like it, doesn't matter. You're doing great for a temporary employee.
Luffy: I guess.
Afton: Go home now. You have 3 nights left.
Luffy: Yeah… by the way, is there a golden Freddy?
Afton: Huh?
Luffy: I may or may not have seen a golden Freddy last night
Afton: … Ooh uh. Well, we had a spare yellow Freddy outfit in the backroom. But it's from the older days of the restaurant, it's nothing to worry about.
Luffy: Oh okay… alright bye.
*He leaves. But Mr. Afton now seems rather suspicious at Luffy. A sinister glare appears on his face.*