Five Nights At Freddy’s part 1
*A day after Bumblebee left Luffy and his crew, some of them are bummed of his departure.*
Morbius: Guys, I know it's kinda sad that Bumblebee left. I know how you guys feel but… come on we've got to keep moving
Luffy: He was our friend…
Usopp: Could've been a great crew member…
Zoro: Oh shut up already! He left! That was his choice! Move on
Nami: Jesus, Zoro!
Zoro: It's the truth.
Sanji: When Nami is shocked at you, you know you did something wrong!
Zoro: Simp Cook
Sanji: Mosshead!
Morbius: I wish there was something I can… hey. I've got a bright idea.
Nami: Huh?
Morbius: There's gotta be a Freddy's nearby…
Nami: a what?
Morbius: Come on I'll show you! … crap I forgot bee left us.
Usopp: Do we have to walk?
Morbius: … Well
All: ugh…
Morbius: Come on, would you rather walk back to the Merry or to somewhere to cheer up.
Zoro: Like a bar?
Morbius: Better.
Morbius: Ta-da!
Zoro: …
Sanji: …
Usopp: …
Nami: …
Luffy: WOAHH!!! A Magical Place where happiness and fun come to life!
Morbius: Exactly! Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!
Nami: I… uh..
Usopp: This place?
Sanji: A pizzeria for little kids?
Zoro: What in the actual fuck?
Morbius: It's got arcade games, rides, and of course the stars of the show, Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy!
Zoro: Who?
Morbius: The fun characters that sing songs!
Nami: How old are you?
Morbius: 16, why?
Nami: …
Usopp: … Well you're a little
Sanji: Too old for this.
Morbius: Pfft! AGE IS JUST A NUMBER!
Zoro: Couldn't we have just gone to a bar?
Morbius: This place is my childhood! The place I always go to when I'm sad and I need cheering up!
Nami: That may have been the case when you were little, but how do you know you'll like it grown up?
Morbius: Trust me, it'll bring joy! One time when I was little, I was celebrating my 6th birthday!
*Flashback*
Morbius: Happy birthday!
*But he’s sitting at an empty table.*
Morbius: To me…
*End flashback*
Morbius: Nobody else showed up, but the pizza was good. The animatronics sang me a birthday song too.
*Everyone just looks at him with a pity face*
Nami: You poor thing…
Luffy: Jeez that sucks.
Morbius: Come on! It'll be fuuuunn!!!
Luffy: I wanna go too! Let's go guys!
Morbius: Luffy gets it!
*They both run in.*
Nami: Children…
Usopp: They're children…
Sanji: Mm hm.
Zoro: Let's just get it over with. The sooner they're satisfied the sooner we get the hell out
*They go Inside and see the restaurant is like chuck e cheese. Entrance fee was a little pricey, much to Nami's dismay. And then they take a seat.*
Usopp: Smells like pizza.
Sanji: You know, I could've just cooked you guys some pizza.
Morbius: But I wanted Freddy's!
Sanji: I could have gotten the recipe for you.
Morbius: You can do it later. For now we should enjoy ourselves. Luffy certainly is liking it.
*Luffy is playing on the SkyTube playground structures.*
Nami: How does he even still fit in those?
Usopp: I'd assume he's flexible.
*He squeezes through the tubes*
Luffy: Hahahahahaha!
*He goes down the slide and into the ball pit.*
Luffy: Woohoo!
*He goes back to their table.*
Luffy: This place is cool.
Usopp: Not gonna lie, those retro arcade games are pretty cool. Very rare to find nowadays.
*Static shocks Usopp.*
Usopp: Hey!
Luffy: What?
Usopp: You're made of rubber and you rubbed against rubber tubes! You're gonna get an electrical charge so watch it!
Luffy: …
*He touches Usopp, shocking him*
Usopp: Aaah!!! Jerk!
Luffy: Hahahaha!
*The waiter comes in.*
Waiter: here ya go! One Jumbo Wumbo planet sized pizza!
Luffy: WOOOOAAAHHH!
Sanji: That's a big ass Pizza.
Nami: … How much did this cost me?
Morbius: You'll get the bill later! For now let's enjoy thi-
*Luffy devours it in under a few seconds*
Waiter: Holy shit!
Luffy: Another!
Waiter: Uh-uh… Coming up
Luffy: YYYAAAAYYY!
Nami: No wait, how much does it-
*He leaves before she can get an answer.*
Nami: Damnit!
Morbius: Chill Nami! We're having fun.
Nami: … Whatever.
Usopp: Woah, you're not even a little angry?
Nami: Oh trust me I am.
Announcer: Alright kids! It's time for Freddy Fazbear's super awesome show!
Kids: YYYAAAAYYY
Luffy: Super Awesome show!?
*The purple curtains open to reveal animatronic characters.*
Kids: YYYAAAYYY!!!
Luffy: WOAH! A bear, a rabbit and a duck!
Morbius: Chica's a chicken actually.
Freddy: Hello everybody! My name is Freddy Fazbear! And welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!
Bonnie: And I'm your best bud, bunny, buddy! Bonnie!
Chica: Don't forget me boys! I'm Chica! Let's eat!
Freddy Fazbear: And together we are a band that will perform a song! A super awesome fun!
Kids and Luffy: SUPER AWESOME FUN!
Freddy: And eat pizza and have fun!
Bonnie: Well you can't always eat pizza Freddy.
Freddy: You can't!?
Chica: That's right Kids! Be sure to eat plenty of green green vegetables Kids!
Luffy: Booooo!!!
Kids: Booooo!!!
Nami: This is what you're into guys? Really?
Morbius: It's just like the good old days!
Nami: Huh, really?
*Nami can't help but find Morbius enjoying himself to be rather quite… cute.*
Nami: … Hm.
Freddy: Wait a minute. We're missing someone! Foxy? Foxy! Where is Foxy Kids?
Bonnie: He could be at pirate's cove!
Luffy: Pirate's cove!? He is a pirate!?
Usopp: Well that's ironically interesting.
Zoro: A pirate animatronic?
Freddy: Come on kids! Let's get Foxy to come out of Pirate's cove! By calling him out! FOXY!
Kids: FOXY!
Luffy: FOXY COME ON! I WANNA SEE YOU!
*The curtains at a different stage, Pirate's cove, open to reveal Foxy.*
Foxy: YAARRGGH! I be Foxy the Pirate!
Luffy: That's a weird looking pirate.
Foxy: Argh me matey, you silly land lovers have now walked onto the Pirate's crew!
Luffy: No way! I already have my own crew! But you can join mine!
Foxy: Argh!
Luffy: Argh?
Foxy: Argh is what all pirates say! Yell it out kids! ARRGGGH
Kids: ARGHHH!!
Luffy: I never heard Shanks or his crew go argh…
Usopp: is this what the general public thinks Pirates do?
Zoro: It's a stereotype.
Foxy: And remember kids, when going treasure hunting, be sure to always share your treasure! A good pirate always shares!
Nami: What? No, you take what you get and never give it back! What is this robot teaching these kids!?
Sanji: Well, I guess it's trying to be a good role model?
Nami: Then why pick a pirate to teach a lesson about sharing!? Pirates are meant to steal! It's in the name!
Morbius: … Huh, I never thought about that.
Freddy: Alright kids! Now that we got the band together we will perform our song! Ready kids?
Bonnie: Three.
Chica: Two.
Foxy: One!
*They start playing Talking in Your Sleep by The Romantics.*
Kids: Yaaaayyy!!!
Luffy: Oh man! This is so much fun! We need a musician in our crew badly!
*Luffy gets so excited he starts, bouncing, and bouncing and bouncing until…*
Luffy: Woah!
*He starts bouncing around the room and eventually lands onto the electrical equipment controlling the animatronics.*
Luffy: … Agh! I went too far there.
Freddy: Freddy… Faz… be-
*They shut down.*
Kids: NNOOO!!!!!
Morbius: LUFFY!
Luffy: Sorry-
???: WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Luffy: Huh?
???: You're in big trouble sir!
Luffy: Who are you?
???: The owner of this location! And you're about to pay for this mess!
Luffy: What!?