Bumblebee part 2
*Later that night, Luffy and Morbius examine their new car.*
Luffy: Hehehehe. We got ourselves a car.
Morbius: Yeah, a piece of junk car. Look at this, some of these parts fall off easily!
Luffy: Then we just find someone to fix it.
Morbius: I don’t think Nami’s is going to spend any more money on it. Maybe gas, but that's it. We'll have to fix it ourselves. I mean how hard can it be?
*They hear a piece fall on the ground.*
Morbius:… Well then.
Luffy: I don't know much about cars.
Morbius: Well just uh, get underneath it and I'll walk you through it. I'm sure I can figure this out through the internet.
*Luffy gets underneath the car.*
Luffy: I don’t know what this piece does.
Morbius: Well, what does it look like? Can you show me?
Luffy: Wait. It looks like an arm.
Morbius: An arm?
Luffy: Do cars usually have faces?
Morbius: The hell? Are you messing with me?
Luffy: No.
Morbius: Then what are you-
*Morbius goes underneath the car and sees the face that Luffy was talking about.*
Morbius: Huh?
*The eyes glow blue. It then proceeds to transform into a robot. Revealing that it’s B-127.*
Luffy: Wow!
Morbius: Oh my god!
*Morbius quickly climbs onto the Merry. But B-127 is in a crouching position. Signifying that he’s scared.*
Morbius: Oh, my God.
*Zoro walks out of the cabin after a long nap.*
Zoro: What’s that noise?
Morbius: Nothing! I'm fine. Zoro, you should go back to bed. Everything's fine.
Zoro: What the hell is that?
Morbius: It’s um…
*But B-127 has transformed back into a car.*
Zoro: What’s that car doing here?
Morbius: Car? Oh, yeah!
*Zoro climbs down to examine it.*
Luffy: Nami bought it for us. It did something cool! It-
*But Morbius quickly covers his mouth.*
Morbius: It runs. It runs perfectly normal. Luffy’s just exaggerating. We got it to drive around in and stuff.
Zoro: How are you supposed to get that on the ship when we leave?
Morbius: Usopp’s gonna build a ramp so we can bring it up. He and Sanji are out buying lumber.
Zoro: That thing really runs?
*A piece falls off.*
Morbius: Yup…
Zoro: Surprised Nami let you buy this. Well, I’m off to go get drunk.
Morbius: Okay! Take care! Yeah…
*Zoro walks off.*
Morbius: That was close.
Luffy: Mr. Car bot. Are you still there?
Morbius: What is it?
*Morbius puts the piece back on. B-127 transforms back into its robot mode and continues to act scared in front of them.*
Luffy: I think he’s scared.
Morbius: Yeah. Do you speak?
*But all B-127 can make is a buzzing sound.*
Luffy: We won’t hurt ya.
*He moves closer to them.*
Morbius: Can you understand us?
*He nods.*
Luffy: What are you? Where did you come from?
*B-127 points at Luffy.*
Luffy: You like my hat?
Morbius: I think he’s asking who you are.
Luffy: Oh. I’m Luffy. And I’m gonna be king of the pirates.
Morbius: And I’m Mitchel Morbius. What's your name?
*But B-127 is unable to speak to them.*
Luffy: You don't know or you don't have a name?
Morbius: I don’t think he can speak.
*He continues making the buzzing sound.*
Luffy: You sound like a little bumblebee. I'm gonna call you that from now on.
Morbius: Bumblebee. Matches the colors, too.
*In the state of Texas, an angry wife leaves her trailer home.*
Amber: I want a divorce, Roy!
Roy: Come on, Amber. Give me one good reason.
Amber: You tried to sleep with my sister!
Roy: Unsuccessfully!
Amber: Yeah, you're unsuccessful at everything. That down payment was for a house. You bought a car. How stupid are you, Roy? We don't need a car. God!
Roy: Now, just settle down for one second and hear me out. What the hell is that?
Amber: What?
*They see something falling from the sky and heading towards them.*
Amber: Oh, God, Roy, that thing is coming right for us!
Roy: No, no, no, no, no… Not my car. Not my car. Please, God, no, not my car!
*But the object crashes through a semi truck instead and into a grain silo.*
Roy: Oh, thank God, my car.
Amber: Yeah, I'm okay.
Roy: Oh, that's good, baby. That's good.
*But another object falls from the sky and is heading towards them. They run away as it hits Roy’s Plymouth GTX and crashes into a gas station. But another Plymouth GTX appears from the crash.*
Roy: Is that my car?
*Then a AMC Javelin drives up them. The 2 cars transform into robots. Revealing that they’re Shatter and Dropkick.*
Shatter: Earth. How underwhelming.
Dropkick: The indigenous life is even more primitive than I expected.
*Dropkick transforms his arm into a scatter gun and aims it at Roy.*
Roy: Hey-
*He then shoots Roy, liquifying his body.*
Amber: Aahh!
Dropkick: Hmm. I like the way they pop.
Shatter: Focus, comrade. B-127's distress signal came from the western coast of this continent. For now, we head west.
*They transform into their vehicle modes and proceed to drive to the west coast.*
*The next morning, Luffy and Morbius wake up.*
Luffy: Morning-
*But they see that Bumblebee is not on the dock.*
Luffy: Bee?
Morbius: Bee, where are you?
*Luffy quickly runs into the cabin where Sanji is cooking breakfast.*
Luffy: Sanji! Have you seen the car?!
Sanji: Unfortunately, yes. I was really looking forward to impressing some ladies-
Luffy: No, have you seen it today?! It was next to the ship and now someone stole it!
Sanji: No, you idiot. Nami and Usopp took it. They needed to pick up the lumber to make ramp for it.
Luffy: Phew.
*Luffy exits the cabin.*
Morbius: Was it stolen?!
Luffy: Nah, Nami and Usopp took it.
Morbius: That’s even worse!
Luffy: Why?
Morbius: Who knows how they’ll react or what they’ll do when they see he’s not an actual car!
*Luffy and Morbius run and have caught up with Nami and Usopp, who are driving Bumblebee. He then waves at them after taking out his arm.*
Luffy: Hey, Bee!
Morbius: Oh, my God. Stop it! Don't do that! STOP!
*Morbius runs faster and grabs onto the driver’s side door.*
Nami: Morbius, what are you doing?!
Morbius: Nami, you gotta pull over.
Usopp: What the hell is going on?
Morbius: Just pull the car over!!!
Nami: Okay, okay. All right.
*Nami pulls Bumblebee over on the side of the road.*
Morbius: Would you put that robot junk away? What are you thinking?
*He puts it away*
Morbius: I can't believe you would take him without me. I'm so worried about him!
Nami: What?
Morbius: The… car I mean. I was worried about the car.
Nami: What happened to you thinking the car’s a piece of junk?
Morbius: Uh, the car picked me as the driver, is all. No other reason
*He smiles.*
Usopp: If you wanted to come with us, you should’ve woken up earlier.
Nami: Just go get Luffy and jump in.
Morbius: Certainly.
*At a secret government facility, an agent brings a fax to Agent Burns.*
Agent: I thought you'd want to see this immediately.
Burns: They sure?
Agent: Yes, sir. 2 of them just made contact in Texas. Intel says they're heading west fast.
Burns: Saddle up, agent. We're going to Texas.
*Later that day, Luffy and Morbius take Bumblebee to the beach.*
Morbius: Okay, Bee, we need to go over a few things.
Luffy: I don’t see anyone. I think the coast is clear.
*Bumblebee transforms into his robot mode, but flicks sand on them.*
Morbius: All right. I'm re-thinking the beach.
*Bumblebee tries wiping the sand off them.*
Morbius: We’re good, thanks.
*Luffy spits some sand out.*
Luffy: Stupid sand. Listen, Bee. You can’t be a robot around our crew.
Morbius: And not just them. People can be terrible about things they don't understand. If they find you, they'll probably lock you up in a lab somewhere, like Area 51, and cut you into tiny little pieces. It'll be bad, trust me.
Luffy: It’s like that movie where the alien wants to go home.
Morbius: He means E.T. A situation that’s very much like this one and doesn’t turn out too well. The only people you can show yourself around are us, ok?
*Bumblebee nods in agreement.*
Luffy: So let's practice. If you see anyone besides us, what do you do?
*Bumblebee transforms into his vehicle mode.*
Morbius: Great. Perfect. Come back now.
*Bumblebee transforms back into his robot mode.*
Morbius: Okay, so let's say we're driving and all of a sudden…. Oh, shoot! Somebody's here! Hide, Bee, hide!
*Morbius hides behind a large rock. But Bumblebee hides behind a smaller rock.*
Morbius: You serious?
Luffy: Hahahahaha!
*Bumblebee quickly transforms into his vehicle mode.*
Luffy: Bee, it's too late. You're already dead.
*He transforms into his robot mode and looks sad.*
Morbius: It's all right. That's why we're practicing. You'll get it.
*While driving on a deserted road in Texas, Shatter scans a Harrier Jump Jet that flies above her and Dropkick Bell AH-1 SuperCobra that flies above him.*
*An army team lead by Burns blocks the road and waits for them to reach their blockade. The team is accompanied by Dr. Powell.*
Dr. Powell: The goal, sir, should be to communicate with them. First contact with an alien species. I've spent my whole life waiting for this moment.
Burns: If they make one wrong move, we put 'em down.
*The triple changers reach the blockade and transform into their robot modes.*
Dropkick: The humans are multiplying. Please let me kill them.
Shatter: Not yet. B-127's signal has gone silent. I have an idea.
Burns: Listen up! I'm Agent Burns and this is Dr. Powell. We currently have 100 guns pointed right at your head! So state your business.
Shatter: People of Earth, we are Decepticon peacekeepers patrolling the galaxy.
*She kneels down.*
Dropkick: What are you doing? This is humiliating.
*He reluctantly kneels down too.*
Shatter: We believe a dangerous criminal from our world is hiding somewhere on yours.
*She projects a hologram of Bumblebee.*
Powell: How is it you think we can help?
Shatter: We need your eyes.
Burns: Wait. You want access to our satellites?
Shatter: Our scanners' range is limited. Your infrastructure is primitive. But combined, they could be quite powerful.
Burns: No way! Out of the question!
Shatter: We have a common enemy, Agent Burns. There's a war raging on our planet. If B-127 isn't found, that war may find its way here.
Powell: Perhaps… We can find a way to help one another. We'll talk it over with our superiors. In the meantime, if you could follow us.
Shatter: Very well, friend Powell. Take us to your leader.
Dropkick: Well played.