Arlong Park part 26
*Sanji, Nojiko and Genzo surface above the water after jumping in to avoid being crushed.*
Sanji: Luffy…
Zoro: Zzzzzzz…
*A large rock falls on Zoro’s head, waking him up.*
Zoro: What the hell? What’s that noise?
*Everyone looks at the remains of Arlong Park.*
Doctor: Arlong Park has… fallen…
Johnny: Big bro…
Yosaku: I just wonder what went on in there.
Morbius: Whatever happened, brought the whole building down.
Sanji: We gotta know who won.
Genzo: With all that debris, it looks like…
Usopp: Luffy…
Morbius: Come on…
*Suddenly, Luffy emerges from atop the debris.*
Nami: Luffy!
Johnny and Yosaku: Big bro!
Morbius: He’s alive!
Luffy:…
Usopp: He’s just standing there. What’s wrong?
Luffy:… Nami! You’ll always be my friend!
Nami: Yeah…
Genzo: He won.
Doctor: He won!
Johnny and Yosaku: Big bro won!
*All the people of Cocoyashi village cheer.*
Sanji: Yay!
*He tries to hug Nojiko, but she instead hugs Genzo.*
Genzo: Nojiko… Is all of this really happening? Surely this is a dream.
Morbius: Way to go!
*The townspeople give Luffy a victory toss.*
Usopp: Good job, Luffy! You almost did as good as me! Let’s face it, I’m pretty much the star, but I’ll cheer for you anyway because I’m super modest and I don’t wanna steal your thunder! Hahahaha!
Sanji: You really had us going there, Luffy. Start dealing with the bad guys quicker. I almost had a heart attack, you rubber jerk.
Morbius: I helped, too! But I’ll give the victory to him.
Luffy: This is awesome!
*Nami puts Luffy’s hat back on his head.*
Nezumi: Ok! Hold it right there!
Townsfolk 1: Damn, it’s him!
*Nezumi is accompanied by navy soldiers.*
Nezumi: Chichichichi. What a lucky day today is! Very nice! I saw the entire fight and I must say, good work! I can only assume your victory here was some bizzare accident. I never thought that the fishmen would lose to riff raff like you and your crew. However, now that Arlong is out of the picture, I’ll be taking all the money I was supposed to give him in addition to all the treasure in Arlong Park. Now drop your weapons! Colonel Nezumi of branch 16 gets all the credit!
*But Zoro grabs him from behind.*
Usopp: Zoro!
Zoro: I see you’re trying to rain on these people’s parade. Now that’s just plain rude.
*Nezumi and his men get beaten by Luffy and the others.*
Morbius: That outta teach him.
Nezumi: Go on you scum… Just try it… You’ll be sorry! I promise you that!
Sanji: He’s still talking?
Morbius: Just shut up.
Nami: This is for shooting Nojiko. And also for mercilessly destroying Bellemere’s tangerine orchard.
*She hits him in the face with her bo staff, crashing him into the water.*
Nojiko: Thanks, Nami.
Genzo: A thousand more and we’ll call it even!
*She then starts pulling on his whiskers.*
Nami: What you’re gonna do is clean up after those fishmen. Then you’re gonna help to rebuild the town of Gosa. And you won’t lay a finger on any of the money or valuables in Arlong Park. That’s the island’s money now! Got it?!
Nezumi: Right! Yeah! I’ll do anything you say!
Nami: And there’s one more thing! Give me my money back, jerk!
Nezumi: I promise! I promise! I’ll give every cent back!
*Nezumi and his men start swimming away.*
Nezumi: I’ll get you, you pirates! Luffy is your captain, right?
Morbius: That's right, buddy.
Nezumi: Well mark my words, rubber man! Major things are gonna happen! Cause you made me angry! I swear you’ll regret this! I’ll get my revenge! Just you wait and see!
Morbius: I have a feeling we won’t see that guy again.
Sanji: Major things are gonna happen?
Luffy: Yeah, how does he know I’m gonna be king of the pirates?
Zoro: That’s not what he means at all. Are you really that dumb?
Morbius: You’re asking that now?
Usopp: Hold on, what’s next?! Are we in super big trouble, or what?! Hey! Hey! What do we do?!
Doctor: Hey, everyone! Now's not the time to keep this to ourselves! We need to tell everyone on the island what's happened here today!
*The people of Cocoyashi village run out to tell everyone what happened.*
Luffy: Hey, Zoro, what’s that on your chest?
Zoro: Huh?
Luffy: Made ya look!
Zoro: Quit it, you jerk!
Luffy: Hahahahahaha!
Nami: Hahahahaha!
Nojiko:… Good job, Nami.
Genzo: To think. Our island would be saved by unruly pirates. The world is strange.
Doctor: Now it’s done. The spirit of Bellemere can finally be at peace…
*Nezumi has returned to his base and calls Navy Headquarters.*
Nezumi: Hello?! Hello?!
Marine 1: Yes. This is Navy Headquarters.
Nezumi: Headquarters! Right! Good! Hello! This is Colonel Nezumi of Marine Branch 16. Marine code 00733! I have a request!
Marine 1: There really is no reason to shout. I can hear you.
Nezumi: Listen! There’s a pirate who wears a straw hat. He’s named Luffy! I hereby declare him that he and his 5 crew members are enemies of the government!
Marine 1: Alright.
Nezumi: They managed to take down the purportedly invincible fishman Arlong at his home base! Based on the grave threat they present a large bounty has been placed on their captain, Straw Hat Luffy! Sending photograph now.
Marine 1: Roger that.
*He sent a picture of Luffy smiling.*
Nezumi: Couldn’t you have taken a better picture than that?
Marine 2: No. Sorry, sir.
Marine 1: Ok, right after a quick verification, I’ll send it in for approval, sir.
Nezumi: Good! Don’t forget, he’s a wanted pirate! Dead or alive! I want his face on posters all over the world!