Arlong Park part 3
Usopp: Hahahaha! You may be a fishman! But there’s no way you can catch me on dry land! I'm a very fast runner!
*But the little boy Nami hit trips Usopp.*
Kid: Die, fishman! Now I’ll avenge my father by killing you!
*But he gets hit in the head by a woman.*
Woman: Don’t mess with that fishman, Chabo!
Chabo: But he looks like Arlong.
Woman: You do smell and look like a fishman, but you are human. Mostly.
Usopp: “Mostly”?!
Fishman Pirate 1: Where’d you go?!
Chabo: A fishman!
Woman: And this time it’s for real.
Usopp: Alright, stand back and let me handle this one! I, Captain Usopp, will take this fishman out with a single shot! Special attack lead star-
*But he gets hit over the head with a hammer by the woman.*
*Luffy watches Sanji cook through a window.*
Luffy: Aw, yeah! Looks great!
Yosaku: Let me see!
Morbius: I wanna look!
*A large sea creature smells the food from below the water and follows the scent. Sanji finishes cooking and everyone starts eating.*
Yosaku: Yummy!
Morbius: It’s delicious!
Sanji: I don’t care about you guys, I’m just practicing for when I get to make dinner for Nami and myself.
Yosaku: I hope we can get Nami to join the crew again. She’s the best.
Morbius: I hope so too. There’s no way we can navigate the ocean without her.
Luffy: Of course we will. She’s our navigator.
*Yosaku swipes one of the pieces of meat from the table.*
Luffy: Hey, that’s mine!
Yosaku: You already ate one! I get to have this one for myself!
Luffy: But I ordered the meat!
Yosaku: I don’t care, it’s mine!
Morbius: If anyone should have it, it’s me! This steak isn’t filling enough!
Luffy: No, me!
*At Arlong Park, the other 2 fishmen sail there with Zoro as a prisoner.*
Fishman Pirate 2: Open the gate! We have a prisoner!
*The gate opens.*
Arlong: One more time. What is your purpose in coming to this island?
Zoro: Like I said before, I’m looking for a girl, you half fish bastard!
Arlong: Wow. For someone not considered a good meal, you’re really stupid or you have a lot of guts in there. We fishmen are simple the next step in the evolutionary ladder from you pathetic humans. We are incredibly resilient and we can breathe on both land and underwater. An ability that clearly establishes our physical superiority over you. I don’t know if that will make any sense to that puny brain rolling around in your head, but fishmen are the lords of all creatures and to defy against us to defy against nature.
*Nami appears.*
Nami: I’m really sick and tired of hearing your big ideas, Arlong.
Zoro: Wha?!
Arlong: Why are you always so serious, Nami? You know I wasn’t talking about you. You are a very special human, our greatest navigator and a valued member of our crew. You always have been.
Nami: Say what you will, but I’m a lot smarter than any of you, that’s for sure.
Zoro: Why did he call you his navigator, Nami? You can’t honestly expect me to believe you work for him.
Arlong: Is this guy a friend of yours, Nami?
Nami: Don’t be ridiculous. This is just another fool who thought I wasn’t gonna steal all his treasure out from under his nose. To think he actually followed me here without knowing that shows how stupid he is.
Zoro: So this is the person you really are. All along I thought you couldn’t stand pirates.
Nami: You thought wrong. It was all an act. And you bought the whole show.
*Zoro sees the Arlong Pirates’ Jolly Roger tattooed on her arm.*
Nami: I’m a pirate, plain and simple. And a navigator for Arlong.
*As they all eat, Luffy takes food from Morbius and Yosaku’s plates.*
Luffy: This steak’s too moist. I don’t understand how you can eat it, Morbius?
Yosaku: Hey, what gives?!
Morbius: Yeah, man! You can’t just take someone else’s food!
Luffy: You guys haven't finished yet.
*Sanji sees a dark shadow in the water.*
Sanji: There’s something down there. And it’s big.
Morbius: It’s probably a school of fish or a whale.
*But a large cow-fish sea monster hybrid rises out of the water.*
Yosaku: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! Sea monster!!!