Adventure Guys

*In the kitchen.*
Chef Peepee: Hey Patty, that guy you beat up was one of Don Krieg’s men. I don’t think they’re going to be happy about that.
Patty: I don’t care who he's with.
Chef Peepee: I heard stories about how Don Krieg is one of the most fiercest pirates on this side of the ocean.
Meat master Carne: He is. In this group of waters, his fear reaches far and wide. He commands over 50 pirate ships. One of the biggest pirate fleets ever seen.
Patty: He doesn’t scare me.
Carne: I heard that his ships have more than 5,000 men. This could be bad. If this guy goes to Don Krieg and tells him what you did, and he sends just one ship there won’t be enough to fight them. We’ll be crushed like a grape under an elephant.
Patty: So you’re saying I should have served him for free? You don’t you think that would have been rude to the other crooks who pay money? I would never stoop that low! This is the Baratie! The fighting cooks have a reputation to uphold! I don’t care who that pirate cries to, I’ll fight off all their ships! If you’re scared, just let the other cooks work!
Carne: Don’t you dare say that to me! I’m tired of all the big talk! That’s why all the waiters jumped ship! Everything that’s happened is your fault!
Patty: Oh please, those waiters were worthless wimps the customers showed up!
Chef Peepee: Oh brother.
Zeff: What’s all this about?! Get back to work already!
Chefs: Yes, sir!

*Gin prepared to leave on a rowboat.*
Gin: So long then.
Luffy: Thanks for the warning. But I’m still going to travel around the sea.
Gin: Do whatever you want. I’m just a stranger and I can’t stop you from going where you want to go. I just wanted to give you a fair warning. And thank you for everything, Chef. You saved my life and I owe you for that. Your cooking is the best I’ve ever seen. I hope to come back again some time.
Sanji: I’ll have a seat waiting for you.
Zeff: Chore boy, get in here right now!
Sanji: You better go Gin.
Gin: Sorry. You’ll probably get fired because you gave me that food for free.
*Sanji picks up the plate and tosses it into the water.*
Sanji: Now there’s no proof. So there isn’t any way to get yelled at. Try not to get caught again.
Gin: Thank you, Sanji! I will never forget your kindness!
*Gin sails away.*
Zeff: Sanji! Chore boy! Get back to work already!

Luffy: Hey guys, my name is Luffy and one going to be the new chore boy around here! Nice to meet you.
*But Luffy just sits in a chair doing nothing.*
Chefs: Don’t just sit there, go wash the dishes!
*Luffy begins to wash dishes.*
Patty: Has anyone seen Sanji?
Chef Peepee: I think he’s hitting on the customers again.
Patty: Again? I just wish Zeff would get rid of him. It’s bad enough that he’s the Sou chef, but he’s never in the kitchen doing his job.
Chef 1: Pretty sure we’re stuck with him. He’s worked here longer than us.
Chef 2: But I don’t get it. Why does he stay if he and Zeff are always fighting?
Chef 1: I think he wants to be the head chef someday.
*But Luffy keeps breaking the plates.*
Patty: Chore boy, just how many of these plates have you broken?!
Luffy: I forgot to count!
Patty: Just stop breaking them!
Chef Peepee: Just clean up your mess.
Luffy: Ok.
*Luffy grabs a broom and eats one of the meals that have been cooked.*
Chef 1: Stop! Don’t take the food!
Luffy: Now I’ll just clean this-
*Luffy touches a wok that is still hot and it burns.*
Luffy: Ow!
Chefs: Get out of the kitchen!
Patty: Why don’t you just take orders. Just ask the customers what they want to eat, can you do that?
Luffy: Yeah.

Luffy: These chores sure are boring. Wonder if Koby ever got tired of this work.
Nami: Hey!
*Luffy sees Morbius and the others sitting at a table.*
Luffy: Hey, what are you doing?!
Usopp: We heard you had to work here for a whole year.
Morbius: That’s gotta suck.
Zoro: Is it alright if we redraw the flag?
Luffy: And you’re eating all this food without me?! What kind of crew are you?!
Zoro: I think that’s our business.
*Luffy puts a bugger into Zoro's water.*
Zoro: I do have to say, the food here is delicious. I feel quite bad for you.
*Zoro forces Luffy to drink his water.*
Zoro: Now drink it yourself!
Luffy: I can’t believe you did that!
Zoro: I can’t believe you did that!
*Sanji watches them from afar.*
Sanji: Wonder if that’s the rest of his crew.
*He then sees Nami at the table.*
Sanji: Sanji: Oh dear ocean, thank you for this treasure that you have shared from your depths. My love, I can’t bear this hardship of loving you from afar. I'm prepared to sail to the ends of the earth if it means being near rare beauty! But how tragic that blocks our path!
Morbius: Well looks like Nami found a suitor.
Zeff: That great obstacle would be me, right?
Sanji: Stupid geezer.
Zeff: Sanji, this is an opportunity you don’t want to pass up. Why don’t you join them and become a pirate? I have no need to keep you here.

*Meanwhile, Gin has sailed to a small island where his crew and captain are.*

Don Krieg: I see. So this cook saved your life and you were able to return here. Is that what you’re saying, Gin?
Gin: Yes sir. But I had no idea that the flag ship was in this condition, Captain.
Krieg: So what now?
Gin: I’ll take you to the sea restaurant, the Baratie.

Sanji: Cut the crap old man. I’m the Sou chef in this place. What do you mean you don’t need me anymore?
Zeff: You get into fights with customers all the time, you flirt with every woman under 80 who walks in here and you can’t cook a decent meal. You’re worthless to me. That’s what I mean. And let’s not forget that the other cooks avoid you like you’re poison. Just run off and be a pirate or whatever. Get out of this restaurant.
Sanji: That’s how it is? You tell me to leave and expect me to do it? I can blow off everything you said, but I won’t listen to anyone who trashes my cooking. I’m staying here and that’s final!
*Sanji grabs onto Zeff.*
Sanji: You hear me?!
Zeff: What are you doing grabbing your boss by the collar?! You ingrate!
*He throws Sanji into Zoro, Nami, Usopp and Morbius’s table.*
Sanji: Enough with the games. You can try to kick me out, but I’m here to stay. I’m not going anywhere, old man. Not till you’re dead and gone.
Zeff: Dead? I got another hundred years of kicking your ass in me.
Sanji: Always got to have the last word.
Luffy: See, he’s cool. Now you can become a pirate.
Sanji: Shut up!
*Sanji fixes the table.*
Sanji: My apologies. I hope I can make it up to you with this wonderful fruit Macedonia, my love.
Nami: Wow, this looks wonderful.
Usopp: Hey, don’t forget about us! We better get an apology too!
Morbius: Yeah, we’re at the table too!
Sanji: This tea should be more than adequate.
Usopp: You wanna fight?!
Morbius: You’re going to regret this, brow face!
Usopp: Yeah! Take him out, Zoro!
Zoro: You take him out.
Nami: Stop it, don’t fight because of me.
Sanji: Of course, my dear.
Usopp: Who said this was about you?!
Nami: I just want to tell you that the food here is delicious. But it’s a little too expensive for me.
Sanji: Oh don’t worry, it’s free! But you guys still have to pay.
Usopp and Morbius: What?!
Zoro: How very generous of you.
Luffy: Hahahahaha-
*Sanji kicks Luffy in the head.*
Sanji: What are you sitting around for? You’re not here to lounge around.
Luffy: Right…