Syrup Village part 12
*The Usopp pirates run with Kaya through the forest.*
Ninjin: Is that weird hypnotist guy still behind us?!
Tamanegi: I’m not sure! Let’s lose him for good!
Piiman: there’s no way that nut job can catch up to us in these woods!
Tamanegi: Don’t you worry, Miss Kaya! The Usopp pirates are going to keep you safe and sound!
Ninjin: The Usopp pirates stand by their word!
Kaya: Thank you.
*But Jango throws his rings that chop down trees in his way.*
Jango: You think you can run from me?! I’m going to get you! We can do this the easy way or I can level this forest!
*The four of them hide behind a fallen tree.*
Piiman: That guy is really mad.
Jango: Where have you gone?
*Jango continues to look for them.*
Jango: Come out, come out wherever you are!
Usopp: Go east! I said go east! That’s the wrong direction!
Zoro: Is east left or right?
Usopp: Turn right!
Usopp: But that’s where we came from!
*Kaya falls down.*
Kaya: You should just go on without me.
Piiman: But we’re under orders to protect you!
Tamanegi: Guys, she’s got a really bad fever.
Piiman: We need a doctor!
Ninjin: We don’t have time for that! Someone is trying to kill her!
Jango: Show yourselves you runts! It’s no use running! Come on out!
Kaya: Just go.
Ninjin: If we ran and left Kaya, we’d likely survive.
Tamanegi: Probaby.
Piiman: And the captain always said to run when you feel that you’re going to lose.
Ninjin: Then again, he is a liar.
Tamanegi: he didn’t even take his own advice. He fought so hard to protect us.
Piiman: And left us in charge to protect Kaya.
Ninjin: Alright Usopp pirates, let’s go!
Tamanegi: Let’s be prepared to fight him!
Piiman: Yeah!
Kaya: You’re no match for him! You mustn’t put your life on the line for my sake!
Piiman: If we want to live, we must fight for our lives. Just like our captain said.
*Jango finds their tracks.*
Jango: Gotcha…
Pirate: He just broke Kuro’s cat claws!
Luffy: That leaves only 5 more.
Morbius: Which is five more that I have.
Pirate 2: Don’t worry, he can still fight with one claw. Go Captain Kuro!
Pirate 3: Don’t say that. He doesn’t like it anymore.
Pirate 4: I think the village calls him Klaha-something.
*The crew cheers for him.*
Kuro: Shut your mouths! Soon, I’ll have to deal with you in the only manner available. And Jango is no exception.
Pirate: But why kill us?!
Pirate 2: If Jango can hypnotize the girl, the plan can still work.
Kuro: You don’t have to worry about this plan. When all of you are dead, the village will know who to blame. I never intended to let any of you mongrels leave the village alive. No one who knows my identity is allowed to live.
Pirate 3: You planned to kill us all from the very start!
Morbius: You’re going to kill your own men?!
Kuro: That’s right. 3 years ago, I planned to erase the name Kuro and everyone who knew me. All part of the grand scheme.
Luffy: What a bunch of losers.
Kuro: Losers? Pirates are nothing but savages, incapable of rising above their nature. Without my plans, what could they possibly accomplish? The crew is nothing to me. Crew members are just pawns to the captain’s game. Whether my men live or die is up to me. If I tell them to fight, they fight. And if I order them to die, they’ll die. They know the punishment for disobedience.
Luffy: You know, no matter how many men follow you as their captain, you’ll never be as good as Usopp.
Kuro: You brat! Are you implying that I’m inferior to a kid pretending to be a pirate?!
Luffy: That’s right.
Morbius: Burn!
Kuro: Hahahahaha! Don’t get cocky just because you broke one of my claws. How exactly is he better than me?
*Kuro uses his Pussyfoot maneuver and attempts to attack Luffy.*
Luffy: Cause he’s got heart.
Kuro: What?
Luffy: A guy like you doesn’t know what a true pirate is!
*Luffy manages to hit Kuro.*
Pirate: That’s impossible!
Morbius: Way to go, Luffy! You kept up with his speed even when I couldn’t.
Kuro: It would appear that you need a lesson in what real pirates are like. Your first lesson will be about terror. A lesson I learned well as I stared down death!
*Kuro sways back and forth sideways in a fluid manner.*
Morbius: What the heck are you doing?
Pirate: that’s not good! He’s using the Out of the Bag Attack!
Pirate 2: We shouldn’t be standing here!
Pirate 4: yeah, he did say he was going to kill us all.
Pirate 2: Anything but that technique!
Luffy: What’s the big deal? He’s just moving back and forth.
Kuro: Out of the Bag attack!
*Namo collects all the treasure from the Black Cat pirates’ ship.*
Nami: What a small hull. Figured they’d have more than this. Let’s see if Luffy has finished this fight.
*She sees all of them from the ship.*
Nami: Why are they just standing there?
*Suddenly, Kuro moves at higher speeds and starts cutting down his crew.*
Luffy: What the heck is he doing?!
Morbius: He’s going through with his plan-
*Suddenly, Kuro cuts Morbius at the same speed.*
Luffy: Morbius!
Pirate 2: Please don’t do this, Captain!
*But Kuro continues to cut them down.*
Pirate 4: It’s no use! He can’t be reasoned with in this state! This maneuver is so fast that he doesn’t even know what he’s cutting!
Nami: What's going on out there? People are getting cut for some reason.
Luffy: Show yourself, evil butler…
*Kuro cuts Luffy, but he isn’t phased.*
Luffy: Don’t you have any honor?! Those men are your friends!
*Kuro cuts Luffy again, but he’s able to grab onto Kuro and slam him to the ground.*
Luffy: Found you.
Kuro: You bastard. You should have accepted your fate when you could. Now look at what you’ve done. My pawns are still alive and in misery. It wouldn’t have been better to just let them die. Do you have something to say?
Luffy: Yeah, no matter what happens to me I’ll never be like you.
Kuro: Someone like you can’t be like me. You are going to die here. But first, you’ll scream in agony as I hack you up like a fish. And I’m going to enjoy it.
Jango: Come out your brats! I know you’re hiding out here!
*A white flag is waved behind a rock.*
Ninjin: We surrender! Come on over here and we’ll take you to her! Just don’t hurt us.
Jango: You think I’ll fall for that? Stupid kids.
*But he trips over a rope.*
Jango: Damn it!
Ninjin: Now!
*Tamanegi comes out of a bush.*
Tamanegi: Pepper attack!
*He shakes pepper from a shaker on Jango’s face.*
Jango: Achoo!
*Piiman then hits him in the balls with a frying pan.*
Jango: Oooooowwwww!!! I knew those braces were lying to me from the start! Achoo!
*The kids then make a large log fall on his foot.*
Jango: Oooww!!!
*The kids try to attack him, but he moves out of the way and holds Tamanegi by his shirt.*
Jango: It seems you brats bit off a little more than you could chew. Real pirates don’t take being talked down by brats like you!
*He throws Tamanegi into a tree.*
Jango: You pretend pirates sure got in over your head. I know you're out there rich girl! If you don’t come out, I’ll execute these children! And I will make sure to do it in a painful fashion!
*Kaya comes out of hiding.*
Ninjin: Miss Kaya, run!