Orange Town part 8
*Flashback to when shanks and buggy were younger.*
Buggy: The North Pole!
Shanks: South Pole!
Buggy: North Pole!
Shanks: South Pole!
*But they get hit by the first mate.*
First mate: Knock it off. No one cares which one is colder. If you want to know which is colder, then why don’t you find out.
Pirate: Ship!
Buggy: let’s plunder it!
Shanks: You seem so excited, buggy.
Buggy: Of course I am, ships are basically floating treasure chests.
*The crew raids the ship. Then Buggy finds a map.*
Buggy: A treasure map? I’ve never seen one before.
*looks over it.*
Buggy: There’s treasure at the bottom of the ocean? Now my life is set.
*That night, Buggy looks over his map.*
Shanks: Hey buggy, aren’t you going to party with us?
Buggy: it’s nothing? Go away!
Shanks: What are you talking about?
Buggy: Oh, nothing.
Buggy: What do you plan to do once you leave this ship?
Shanks: I’m going to gather a crew on my own ship and see the world.
Buggy: What a bunch of sentimental nonsense. If you were so soft, I’d make you one of my henchmen.
Shanks: Your henchmen? I don’t think so. You and I have different interests. I think we should just follow our own paths.
Buggy: But that would mean we’d have to fight to the dead.
Shanks: I guess so. Pirate’s life, am I right?
Buggy: I heard we found some interesting loot. Is that true?
Shanks: Oh yeah, we found a devil fruit. I heard that they’re incarnations of the sea devil, and if you eat one you’ll gain powers but lose your ability to swim. The captain said it’s up for grabs.
Buggy: There’s no way I’d eat that thing.
Shanks: still, I bet you can sell it for $100 million.
Buggy: What?!
*the next day*
Buggy: I, Buggy, will eat this devil fruit!
*Eats it.*
Pirate: Do you feel any different Buggy?
Buggy: Not really.
*Later that night, Buggy plans to sneak off the ship with the real devil fruit.*
Buggy: I can’t believe it was easy to trick them. With the money I’ll make from this devil fruit and the sunken treasure, I’ll be rich.
*Shanks sneaks up on him again and he quickly shoves the fruit in his mouth.*
Shanks: Did you say something?
Buggy: Oh it’s you. I told you not to sneak up on me.
Shanks: You shouldn’t steal food. Wouldn’t want to make the cook mad.
*He walks away.*
Buggy: That was close.
*Shanks sneaks up him again.*
Shanks: And another thing-
*Buggy gets so startled, he accidentally swallows the devil fruit.*
Buggy:… You bastard! Why?! Why?! Why?!
Shanks: What's wrong? And what’s that piece of paper?
*The map falls in the water.*
Buggy: My map!
*Buggy dives in to get it, but he can’t swim and starts to sink.*
Buggy: I can’t swim!
Shanks: Buggy!
Buggy: Uuhhhgg…
Shanks: I’ll save you Buggy!
*Shanks dives in to save him.*
Morbius: Nag nag nag. All you do is complain.
Luffy: So you're mad Shanks saved your life?
Buggy: That’s not the point! Because of what he did, I wasn't able to swim and obtain my sunken treasure! So I figured I’d obtain all the treasure I could on dry land. And I won’t let anyone who touches it live!
*Buggy’s torso floats in the air and charges at Nami, who manages to steal his treasure.*
Buggy: Did you really think you could escape from me?! Now I’m going to flashily kill you!
*But Luffy kicks him in the groin.*
Morbius: Groin shot!
Buggy: My balls… that was a cheap shot.
Luffy: We’re not done yet. You better drop that treasure Nami. So he doesn’t go after you again.
Morbius: Yeah, he looked pissed.
Nami: No way. Why should I leave my treasure behind?
Buggy: Did you say your treasure?
Nami: That's right, I steal from pirates and that makes it my treasure.
Luffy: Oh, that makes sense.
Buggy: That’s pure nonsense! Just because you steal from me, doesn’t make it yours!
Nami: The day I take advice from a pirate is the day I stop being a thief.
Buggy: I hope you’re ready for the consequences! Chop chop festival!
*Buggy separates all his body parts into tiny chunks and spins them around.*
Morbius: That's a shit ton of body parts!
Buggy: I’d like to see you try to save your friend now!
*Luffy notices his feet are still on the ground.*
Luffy: What the?
Morbius: You leave the girl alone!
*Morbius attacks buggy, but somehow moves so fast that it leaves a purple smoke trail.*
Morbius: What the?!
*But he crashes into the ground.*
Morbius: Ow…
Buggy: Give me back my treasure Nami!
*Luffy hits Buggy’s foot.*
Buggy: Knock it off!
Nami: You knock it off!
*Nami tries to hit him with the bag of treasure, but Buggy catches it.*
Buggy: Thanks for returning this to me.
Nami: Let go!
Buggy: You let go!
Luffy: You haven’t finished dealing with me yet!
*Luffy kicks buggy’s head.*
Luffy: Consider that move a gift for the old mayor.
Nami: Thanks for saving my life.
Luffy: Sure, no problem.
Morbius: You sure showed him.
Luffy: Hey morbius, how’d you move so fast and crash into the ground?
Morbius: I don’t know..
*But Buggy recovers.*
Buggy: Don’t think this is over, Gum gum! How dare you flashily do this to me! Assemble!
*Buggy assembles all his body parts… but only his hands and feet return to him.*
Morbius: Hahahahaha!
Buggy: What?!
Nami: Hey buggy, you wouldn’t happen to be looking for these?
*She reveals that she tied up his other body parts.*
Buggy: My parts!
Luffy: See you later buggy! Gum gum bazooka!
*Luffy stretches both his arms far back, and then hurls them forward, striking buggy with both instantaneously with a double open palm strike with both hands and sending him flying.*
Luffy: I win!
Morbius: Glad that bigged nosed asshole is gone.
*Luffy picks up his hat.*
Nami: Sorry your hat got torn up.
Luffy: Don’t worry, I can still put it on. I’m just glad I got Buggy out of here.
Nami: If you want, I can fix it for you when I have time. Now help me, I split it all into tai bags.
Luffy: That sure is a lot.
Nami: And here’s the chart you need.
Morbius: You’re giving this to us?
Nami: You want it, right?
Luffy: Thanks Nami! We finally have a map! Does this mean you’ll join my crew?
Nami: I told you, i'm not joining your pirate crew. But I’ll hang around with you because it’s in my interest.
Luffy: Hey Zoro, we’re leaving.
*Zoro wakes up.*
Zoro: Did we win?
Morbius: Yeah, we won.
Luffy: We also got a map and a navigator.
Zoro: Man, I feel light headed.
Nami: Let’s go help the mayor.
Luffy: Oh yeah, we should wake him up.
*The townsfolk come back.*
Citizen: Hey, you’re not citizens of this town. Tell us what happened?
Citizen 2: Look it’s the mayor, he’s out cold!
Citizen: Who did this?!
Morbius: Uuuuhhhh…
Luffy: I did.
Citizens: What?!
Nami: You didn’t have to tell them that! We need to explain this so they don’t get angry.
Citizen: Why would you knock out our mayor? Are you pirates!
Nami: As long as they don’t find out we’re pirates-
Luffy: We’re pirates.
*They’re even more angry.
Zoro: What now?
*The townsfolk chase the four of them and they run away.*
Nami: how do you always make things worse?!
Luffy: Something tells me they’re not going to listen to our side of the story!
*As they run, Chouchou blocks the townsfolk’s path.*
Citizen 2: Move out of the way Chouchou!
Luffy: Later doggy!
*They make it to their boats.*
Nami: That was close. Why do we have to put up with this?
Luffy: Does it really matter?
Morbius: I guess not.
*But the pirates Zoro and Morbius met earlier return.*
Pirate: Guess you didn’t expect us. Now you’ll learn what happens when you steal other people’s stuff.
*But they see Zoro and Morbius and get scared.*
*Boodle wakes up.*
Boodle: What happened?
Citizen 2: The town was like this when we got here, mayor.
Boodle: Where are the young ones?
Citizen: You mean the kids? We drove them out of town.
Citizen 2: Let’s make them pay for what they did to our village!
Boodle: Shut your mouths! I’m the only one who’s allowed to complain about those kids! They think they can disappear and get away with it?! Where are they?!
Citizen 3: I think they’re down by the port.
*Boodle runs after them.*
Boodle: I’ve got a lot of things to say about them!
*Luffy and the others depart.*
Zoro: Isn’t that Buggy’s Jolly Roger?
Nami: Well, this used to belong to him. Think I should change it?
*Boodle catches up with them.*
Boodle: Hey, young ones!
Morbius: It’s the mayor.
Boodle: Thank you!!!
Luffy: Don’t worry about it! Take it easy!
Boodle: I have no words.
*He sees one of the bags of gold on the dock.*
Nami: What did you do Luffy?! You didn’t leave that bag of treasure around, did you?!
Luffy: Yeah.
Nami: That bag was worth $5 million!
Luffy: And they’re going to need it to rebuild their town.
Nami: But that was my treasure! Do you know how hard I worked to steal it?!
*She dunks Luffy’s head in the water.*
Nami: Don’t you ever do that again!
Luffy: I can’t swim!
Nami: That's the point!
Zoro: Well, for better or worse we finally have a navigator.
Morbius: at least we won’t be bored out at sea.