Harry P more like Harry PP
Harry P is a tall guy so he likes tall guys. When he saw Godzilla resting on the side of the tower he knew he had to be his. He walked his 6’5 ass over to Godzilla and waited to get his attention.
When zilla turned that’s when he knew what he wanted. It’s as if his heart was put under a spell. But he’s the only one who can use spells. What is this feeling? Why does he like it?
Godzilla was fucking beautiful, stunning, immaculate, delectable. They looked like a mythical creature. Harry remembered his recent divorce from Ginny Weasley, who took the kids. Harry went fuck it, and decided to get out his illegal book of illegal spells using his illegal wand infront of the illegal creature infront of the muggles, which was also illegal. Sometimes Harry wished someone would try to kill him like Voldy once did, but it didn't happen. Harry looked at the creature, his heart fluttering. "She's a, she's a lady... and I am just a boy."
Godzilla was weirded out by the strange blushing human before them. As Harry started to climb Godzilla, Godzilla starting to destroy everything in sight.
Including Harry. He literally stomped on him and Harry died a happy man. Stomped on by a big chungus after his kids were taken...quite a life.