Summoning Hell Itself
Shiki and Alice sat across a round table in a very dark room, candles illuminating their serious faces.
"It is time, My Lord." Alice sighed, as she finished reading a BDSM fanfiction of my little pony.
"I know, my faithful servant." Shiki sighed heavily, closing the document where he was writing BDSM about Naruto.
"Shall we... summon it then?" Alice looked aside, where a pentacle was drawn on the ground.
"Yes, my servant. We shall summon…
"The one?" Alice asked in disbelief, anyone who mentioned "The One"'s name was mercilessly slaughtered and sent to the rainbow factory to become porn stars.
Shiki grinned evilly "Yes, they're the only ones sexy enough to stop the bastards over there"
"Ah, shall I release " The One" and their comrades then?"
"Yes, my faithful servant"
"Alright" Alice blew the MLG airhorn, as the dank memes came running out, Alice had to suppress a dab.
"They're gonna kill us all, my lord"
"That was the plan"
The name was said. A name that must never be muttered in any situation. Alice steps up to the pentacle and said their name under their breath
‘Guy fieri’
With a scream and a roar a portal opened up as a flame bedazzled creature crawled out of the portal that had opened underneath their feet and with a mighty screech a flood of ranch dressing expelled out of every orifice on his body, without any way to defend themselves shiki and Alice lost their lives to a creamy fate, but there was one other there who was ready to fight back the beast.
The Fairy Godmother from Shrek 2.
She undid her belt and showed the prowling beast her hand made cucumber drill, staring into his eyes with a devilish grin she said ‘it’s dinner time’