Guide on How to Be a Virgin
Shiki was your normal person. Just eating Ramen noodles when he heard a knock on his door. He opened it. He stared. His eyes wept, there stood DADDY. His eyes staring down, brooding and longing. No escape.
He ran towards his bed and grabbed a random pillow, hoping it could be use as a defense thing. Only for him to be picked up in a strong hug.
"Son. We shall go be fatherly and sonly together. Give me your time and I will give my love."
"But I can't!" Shiki cried out, as he wrote about himself, crying tears of ramen, "I already..."
Shiki broke their hold, suddenly looking buff, sombre and rich. He even had the bad boy rugged look. "DADDY, I'm also a sugar daddy now. I got a harem of 200 submissives. 100 mansions and I own half of the planet."
DADDY gasped, taking a step back. "Son... No... You have grown to become my worst nemesis... SUGAR DADDY!!" DADDY then shrunk, turning into an UWU girl. "UwU! Give me your money! Buy me nitro, Sugar Daddy~!"
Shiki shook their head, sneering. "Hah.. Such a shame. Now you are MY DAUGHTER!" He laughed maniacally, slamming the door on the DADDY turned UwU girl. He walked back to the bed and put the pillow back, lying down and texting his groupchat of 200 submissives about his eventful day.