LGBT War
The night was cold... Elder Queer was loading a gun in the interrogation room. "So... Stepbro... if that is your real name... What on earth, pray tell, were you doing in our boss's office?" He spoke firmly, eyes searing through the man. Stepbro was the boss of a world renowned mafia. Elder Queer's Alphabet mafia was their sworn enemy. This was the final straw.
"I was fucking around with your shit, idiot." Stepbro spat, resentment for the Elder Queer running through him. He got up, drawing a diamond blade.
"This isnt minecraft, what are you doing Stepbro? I'll shoot your dick off"
Stepbro smiled "You don't know my powers, do you?"
"No?"
"YOU COULDVE MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT" Stepbro screamed
"ITS A FRE SHA VOCADO" Elder Queer came back
"Dad I'm gay"
"Hi gay I'm dad"
They ended up twerking together, in an epic meme battle
"YOU DONT LIKE OUR GODDESS BEYON
D"
But suddenly!!
the room shook. The lights flickered. gay and dad- i mean, Elder Queer and Stepbro paled.
"What did you do?" Elder Queer hissed, their battle forgotten. "I knew you were planning something!"
"No i wasn't i was just selling fake money to kids on minecraft!" Stepbro cried, "They forced me here, I only wanted to be gay dad!!!"
"...You make no sense."
"WELL YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! u can't tell me anything-"
And stepbro charged at Elder Queer with his sword-
"What are you doing Stebro?!"
-End?