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Insanity Adventures

Granny Smith screamed angrily; "DONKEY YOU OLD IDIOT THE HELL YOU DOING HERE?"

Donkey shrank away, terrified by the beautiful elderly pony, but little did Donkey know, Granny Smith has a glock. She loves her glock, she even named it Jackwelyn.

Granny Smith smirked, bringing out her gun and pointing it at Donkey "Go back to yer wee swamp ya dick'ed!"

Donkey simply smiled, before dying a brutal death, the first of many deaths to come.

Donkey woke up, and began pissing off the Granny Smith but then donkey realised
"Why am I talking to an apple, I should be pissing off that horse."
And then donkey screeched at Granny Smith "I LIVED BITCH" and granny smith screamed in pour terror, how could such a filthy donkey exist, he isn't even from this universe

Suddenly they kissed woah
Wowie they kissed, as apple jack barged in with granny's glock "ARE YOU WINNING GRANNY" while staring down at the both of them apple jack forgot to loaf the gun so she did to test it
He pointed to an apple tree and shot which somehow created a big flood, granny and donkey doesn't seem to care while kissing they start getting more spicy touching each other everywhere and exploring every inch of each other's body while. Apple jack looked at them as the apple flood starts coming in
Not wanting to let go both passionate lovers stayed together both wrapped in each other's warm and embrace, apple jack watched in disgust while the apple flood slowly approached, as the flood hit them all three got washed away but still together donkey and applejacks grandmother floated together not letting go b drowning in the process.

The bodies were later found their tongues still entwined, as a memorial to them they were later made into a statue still kissing... Always together

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