Characters
James "Bucky" Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), Kate Bishop, Peter Quill, James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner/Thor, Rocket Raccoon, Clint Barton & Kate Bishop, Peter Quill & Rocket Raccoon, Clint Barton & Thor, Bruce Banner & Thor, Bruce Banner & Clint Barton, Rocket Raccoon & Thor, The Avengers except half of them are dead lol, Mentioned Bucky Barnes/Sam Wilson - Relationship, Kate Bishop & Thor, Bruce Banner & Kate Bishop
Tags
Fluff
Hurt/Comfort
Tooth-Rotting Fluff
Trans Male Character
Major Character Injury
Trauma
Scars
Gay Panic
Trans Character
Accidental Cuddling
Canon Timeline
Gay Sam Wilson
Gay Bucky Barnes
but what else is new
Good riddance
that dumb trope where they’re like “lol that could never-“ and then it fucking happens lol
theyre best friends actually they’re literally family idc
the living avengers bond
CAFFEINE CAFFEINE CAFFEINE
thor goes thru it lol
but not canon compliant does that make sense
i hope that makes sense
gay superheroes
wanda is “mia” lol
the guardians are still feral as always
jane foster is dead
Exposed lol
Summary
Clint is mildly irritated because the rain is an annoying noise and Bruce doesn’t want to shut the windows. It’s a thunderstorm; Bruce is looking for his unofficial space boyfriend, who then shows up at the door of an apartment that isn’t technically Clint’s OR Bruce’s.
Authors Note
April 30, 2025 at 07:30 AM
okay so here’s the deal. i like this fic but it’s not the pure comedy i wanted, so i want to lean more into the dark humour side of it, and use some of the scenarios in my head since she-hulk came out. also im changing the title