DC vs Marvel
Wednesday: We are not watching those god awful Avengers movie.
Mac: Bark.
Enid: You said we could watch a super hero movie.
Wednesday: Yes a real one like The Dark Knight. Not a CGI fest.
Enid: You are a DC fan! This is a Marvel house.
Mac: Bark.
Wednesday: A) I bought this house. So, I decide which is the best comic book company. B) Yes I am because they are better than Marvel.
Enid: Marvel has Iron man, Captain America, Spider-Man, The Incredible Hulk, and the X-Men.
Wednesday: DC has Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, and the Justice League.
Enid: The MCU is better than the DCEU.
Wednesday: The Arrowverse is better than the Marvel TV series with the exception of Daredevil.
Enid: Marvel has better video games.
Wednesday: DC has better animation and more grandiose characters.
Enid: Marvel characters are more relatable.
Wednesday: Really name one Marvel character better than Batman.
Enid: If we don't watch The Avengers, I am not going to talk to you for a whole year.
Wednesday (taken aback): Your lying.
Enid: Try me.
Wednesday:...
Enid:...
Mac: Bark.
Wednesday: Fine the first one only.
Enid: Yay. I love you so much. Let me go get the popcorn.
Mac: Bark.
Wednesday: Don't you start.