Mission Mischief
Tony didn’t know what in the fuck possessed Steve to team him and Loki up. The God of Mischief is almost always paired with Thor or Doctor Strange because they can manage him and his abilities. Another long sigh escaped from the Man of Iron which drew the attention of his headache of a partner. Now, they are on their way to a very important gala, and he was not quite sure the plan would work the way he was hoping it would.
“Why the long sigh, Tony?” The god grinned at the mortal. “Are you sad you’re not being partnered with your little spider protégé?”
“No, it’s because I have to deal with you, Loki.” He glared at the other man.
“I love you too, Rich Boy.”
“Just because you are my boyfriend doesn’t mean we’ll work well together on a mission.” Tony massaged his temples with the hand not on the steering wheel.
“Well, we do know each other quite well…” Loki purred, placing a hand on Tony’s thigh.
“You are literally giving me gray hairs.”
“What could possibly go wrong?”
Tony raised an eyebrow at him.
“You go in, wow everyone and make me extremely jealous. Then I, in all of my glory, will storm in and make a scene. You’ll ‘fight’ my double while I steal the USB. You win the day, and we keep all the files on that USB safe. Easy!”
“Are you sure your magic is strong enough to support the double and invisibility?”
“Of course! Why wouldn’t it be?” Loki smirked.
“What did you do?”
“I haven’t done anything wrong.”
“What. Did. You. Do?”
“I haven’t done anything yet.” The Cheshire grin that Loki was sporting gave Tony goose bumps because it never proceeded anything good.
The hero sighed, giving his boyfriend an side eye. “The yet is what is making me concerned.”
“There’s no need to be, Tony.” Loki looked a little hurt. “Causing mischief is literally part of my being, but I would never let anything blow back onto you.” He took his hand back from his boyfriend’s leg. “I thought that you would stop doubting me after so long…”
Tony sighed. “Sorry…”
“I know I’ve betrayed you and your lot a fair few times, but I’ve turned over a new leaf.”
“Say that to Steven’s lab.” He smirked.
Loki cackled like a hyena. “You can’t tell me he didn’t have it coming!”
“While I can’t disagree that watching that cock bastard have a color potion blow up in his face was funny; the boy scout got real pissy with me to, and I quote, ‘control your chaotic boyfriend’.”
“Rogers just needs a chill pill.”
“You could say that again.”
“Rogers-”
“Not literally!” Tony laughed as Loki pulled a disgruntled face. “Forgive me for being an ass?” He asked after his laughter calmed down.
“Of course, thought it will cost you.” Loki smirked , meeting Tony’s eyes for a moment.
“Oh?”
“Just wait until we get home, Stark.” Loki squeezed his thigh then disappeared from view; the seat belt going slack on the seat.
Tony huffed. “I guess we will…”
The mission went off without a hitch. It went so well that Tony went about rewarding Loki for his good behavior when Steve interrupted them. He bursted into their temporary room covered in glitter, glaring at Loki. Loki only shrugged, he was on a mission with Tony after all. How could he have possibly set a glitter bomb trap? It was similar to the Doctor Strange incident, but the world may never know. ;3