Pac-Man's Pac-sweepulous Pac-venture [ARCHIVED]

The yellow ball guy from the video game has just made a massive fucking amount of wonga, a PACILLION DOLLARS!!! He didn't even have a movie to go along with it, he just MADE MONEY APPEAR from the box office. Ghostly Adventures was such a success. Piles of various different drugs and halloucigens were scattered all over Pac-Man's roundly shaped abode. Even being in it's presence was enough to give you Super Omega Death Cancer.

"Duuuude, I am stoned as balls right now. I'm livin' the fucking dream..."

His spherical body was completely slouched back, melting into the armchair that he sat upon. His eyes were bloodshot, so much that it was a dark shade of red. It was simultaneously the most fucked up and pleasured experience he'd ever bear witness to. Just then, he reached over the pile and clenched a mixture of magic mushrooms and crack cocaines. Without a thought, he opened his Pac-Mouth Hole and stuffed it all right in there. Bad idea, Pac.

Suddenly, tremors were quaking all around the house. It shook violently and vigorously. Then, a wide purple crack appeared in the middle of the living room. It then opened with a powerful pulling force. Pac-Man was thrust out of his seat headfirst into it.

"OH SHITBALLS!"

And then he was gone without a trace...well except for the insane amount of drugs left behind.

Another similiar crack opened up somewhere in a mountainous valley. Out flew the Pac, crashing straight into the ground. Still completely whacked out of his mind, Pac-Man just thought it was the LSD giving a nice display, but he was infact in the foggy and cloudy heights. Stumbling around, he was spewing hiccups and occasionally vomit. Not much direction, until a ghastly sight somehow cleansed his mind entirely...

"HOLY CRAP, IT'S DR. MICHAEL MORBIUS!"