Papa Johns v.s. Pizza Hut

Marvel Cinematic Universe Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
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Papa Johns v.s. Pizza Hut
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Summary
Daisy, Hunter, and yourself get up to a little mischief in the afternoon.

The prank call was her idea, Daisy always had a knack for getting into trouble. The plan was simple, call two rival companies and get them to troll each other. You all grabbed your blankets and huddled up in Daisy's room and got to work.

"Thank you for calling Papa Johns would you like to try out new large topping pizza for only 7.99"

"This is Pizza Hut."

"Why did you call us?"

"We didn't call you you called us!"

"No we didn't!"

"Did you say 7.99?"

"Yes... why what are yours?"

"8.99"

"With toppings?"

"No?"

"Man screw y'all I got fired from Pizza Hut they don't put the glaze on their crusts anymore and their pizzas are crap."

*hangs up*

"Hello? I'm blocking this number"

*hangs up*

Yourself, Daisy, and Hunter are in hysterics. You had successfully initiated the most glorious prank call of any of you lifetimes and were ready for round two. Daisy whipped out her laptop and got to work unblocking the call. Meanwhile Hunter was getting ready to record the second half.

"It's ready." Exclaimed Daisy gleefully. Hunter propped up his phone to record the audio of the second interaction and you all got you giggles under control. Then you called them again.

"Thank you for calling Papa Johns would you like to tr..."

"NO, I DON'T WANT YOUR BLASTED PIZZA!! STOP CALLING THIS NUMBER. This shouldn't even be possible, I BLOCKED YOU!"

"We didn't do it, why would I associate myself with such inferior pizza, we put toppings on ours and the employees are valued here, I suggest you stop calling this number."

"How many times do I need to say, I didn't CALL YOU! It must have been someone else!"

"Hello, who else is on this call!?! This is not funny!"

*you quickly hang up*

"Oh on the contrary I quite disagree" You smirk between your laughing best friends. You haven't seen Daisy laugh this hard or smile this much before but silently vowed to make her smile. And everyone has heard Hunter laugh, but this was a genuine giggle coming out of the man like he hadn't had fun in years. You smile glad that your friends can let loose in your presence. A couple of minutes later you and Hunter get up to leave and open the door and witness the rare hidden smile of Melinda May.

"Do I even want to know" she says wryly.

"Depends on how long you've been standing there." You promptly received the look.

"Prank calls!" Cackled Hunter as the two of you darted down the hall. As you made you way through the halls you thought you heard her say one last thing.

"Children all of them"