Ace Attorney - Phoenix/Gumshoe
“O–Ouch! Not so hard, pal!”
Phoenix did his best to ignore the flailing of the police officer over his lap, and raised his hand for another slap. Gumshoe’s muscular bottom was already colored a rosy pink from the continuous punishment.
“Sorry pal, I mean—Detective,” he corrected himself, “But Prosecutor Edgeworth gave very specific instructions on how to handle you in his absence. Any mishandling of evidence was to be punished like this.”
“But you’re not even–ooh!–from the prosecutor’s office! Yeoww!”
“W–well, that is true...” Phoenix stammered. It was a question he himself had raised. Why had Edgeworth left such peculiar instructions for him? Especially when they had to do with... disciplining his subordinate? And yet, Phoenix somehow found he didn’t mind the task. The curve of Gumshoe’s firm, reddened globes kept bouncing back appreciably with every smack, beckoning him to deliver another, and then another. And no one could say the ever-bumbling detective didn't deserve a spanking, either.
But Gumshoe had other ideas. “That’s it, pal! I’ve had enough of this!” He put on a manly show of defiance as he made to rise up. He was a lot bigger and stronger than the defense lawyer. If he didn’t want to be spanked, it wasn’t as if Phoenix could physically force him.
And yet...
“HOLD IT!”
Gumshoe froze, as if the very force of Phoenix’s shout had stopped him dead in his tracks.
“Er? B-but I’m a grown man, pal. Way too old to be... spanked like a little kid...” he wheedled.
Phoenix grit his teeth at such an obvious contradiction. There was only one thing to do.
“OBJECTION!”
“Uuhhh!??” Gumshoe fell back over Phoenix’s lap like his body had moved on its own. He arched his back out to best stick out his butt. Even Gumshoe seemed stunned by the turnaround. “H-huh? Now wait a min–!”
“TAKE THIS!”
“YEOOOWWWW!!” The detective howled as his beefy cheeks were once again subjected to a harsh series of claps, smacks, and slaps. He’d never have thought the wimpy-looking Phoenix could spank as hard as Prosecutor Edgeworth, or display the same take-charge attitude. But he was quickly learning that all lawyers, whether defense attorneys or prosecutors, had a serious disciplinarian streak—at least when it came to him and his bumbling, bouncing bottom.