So, what the hell happened here?
Kyoka Suigetsu, shatter."
Knight suddenly started bleeding all over as blood burst from everywhere that cosmicpool Comicpool was stabbed by his Heavenly Pincushion. "So you used Kyoka Suigetsu to manipulate me into thinking I aimed my blades at you huh?" Knight coughed up blood and picked up one of the blades. A katana, he was good with these types of weapons.
"So you survived. You're a tough one, smart as well." Comicpool said, before summoning a ball of cosmic power in his hand and chucking it at Knight, who unsheathed his katana and cut straight through the ball of energy like it was butter. "Get that weak {REDACTED} outta here! That blast wasn't anything, give me something good-" Comicpool cut him off by forcing him to block via a strike with his glowing longsword.
"Now that's what I'm talking about!" Knight said, before shoving back, knocking comicpool off balance before disarming him with a strike to the stomach with the blade and a direct punch to the ribs, cracking one and sending him flying. Both injuries however quickly faded due to a healing factor. "Oh that HAS to be cheating!-" Comicpool quickly cut him off "Shut up! You just healed from becoming a chew toy by your own attack and barely even flinched from it besides a cough."
"...go [REDACTED] yourself."
Comicpool slowly started to charge up a beam attack, as Knight took a stance to cut right through it as he drew a special blade from it's white and gold sheath, it gleamed in the moonlight as the blade came out. "Kame...hame...HAAAAAAA!" Comicpool yelled, releasing his beam of energy from his palms, illuminating the darkness around them. It looked for a moment as if the beam would actually hit Knight, but at the last second he skipped forward through time and right behind Comicpool with a desert eagle to the back of his head.
"Jackpot." He fired the pistol, however someone had slapped it out of his hand. "HEY! What the hell is going on here!" The figure, now revealing himself to be Sam Howell, yelled out at the two of them, obviously pissed off. "Ah...well that's a funny story!"
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"So you two nearly killed each other...over candy bars." Sam Howell said, bewildered. "Yeah! Yeah now he gets it!" Deadpool said "..." Sam Howell them shot the both of them in the legs. And this is why candy bars are a banned discussion topic in the bar. See you next chapter! -Knight, who's wondering if you can guess what his sword was.