-SHIELD Helicarrier Labs 2012-
Yelena was sitting back watching as everyone was fighting. It reminded her of when a target and his friends found a rat. Out of everyone in the room you’d think the 23 year old would be the most childish one but no not when in the room with an overgrown soldier stuck in the 40’s and a rich boy who always just wanted Daddy’s approval.
The young Russian stared at them and turn to Natasha, “должны ли они просто вытащить свои члены и начать измерять (should they just get their cocks out and start measuring)?” She smirked and Natasha laughed, “Я не думаю, что эго Тони справится с этим (I don’t think Tony’s Ego can handle that).” Yelena looked around the room, “особенно, если мы приведем сюда Марию (especially if we bring Maria in here).” Natasha shook her head, “Я предупреждал тебя, чтобы ты стучал (I did warn you to knock).”
“And will you both stop speaking whatever language that is!” Steve yelled and the two Russians raised an eyebrow, “look while you and Stark are measuring your cocks the person who save both me and my sister is under mind control by a lunatic god who wants do destroy by favourite pizza city.” Captain America blushed and Stark rolled his eyes, “are all Russians like that or did they just give us the ones that were to much of a pain.” Yelena smirked, “oh Stark you couldn’t handle a real Russian Natasha and I are watered down.”
“ENOUGH!” We all turn to Bruce who has the Septer, “put that down.” Steve said and Yelena got her gun ready, “Agent Belova is right boys we need to plan before everything goes to shit.” Maria said coming into the room folding her arms looking pissed. Which makes sense her and Barton went to the Academy together.
“Теперь это было бы соревнование по измерению петуха, которое стоит посмотреть(Now it would be a cock measuring contest worth watching),” Yelena said to Natasha but Maria glared at her causing her to raise her hands in surrender. Before Maria could speak again there was a hit to the carrier and Yelena frowned as she fell down, “looks like we don’t need to look for where your brother is.”
-SHIELD Helicarrier Medi bay 2012-
Yelena grinned at the man on the bed, “you know if you really felt the need to submit to a maniac I’m sure we could have gotten Ward to give you a round or two.” Clint glared up at her and the Russian smirked causing the man to chuckle, “Never change Yelena.” The blonde crossed her arms, “yeah don’t think that will ever happen have you met me nothing could change me.”
“Don’t say nothing you still might find someone who will make you blush and giggle-”
“And Orgasm,” Clint said and Natasha groaned and Yelena shook her head, “yeah no thank you I’ll leave that all up to Natasha.” The red haired woman rolled her eyes, “one day Yelena and on that day I will laugh as you blush yourself stupid.” There was a silence then Natasha spoke, “he killed Colson.” Clint turned to Natasha with tears in his eyes, “was it painful?” Yelena shook her head, “no he was brave and he died a hero’s death.” Clint looked up at the blonde, “where’s Loki?”
“We will find him Clint,” Natasha said and Yelena walked over and grabbed Clint’s hand, “and when we do we will make sure to get justice.” Clint smiled softly, “we will Avenge him.” Yelena rolled her eyes, “I can’t believe that out of gods, super soldiers and anger monsters they’d need three humans with basically guns and arrows.” Natasha chuckled, “yeah but you saw them in there they were ready to whip out their cocks.”
“I think you both have been spending too much time watching reality tv shows,” Clint chuckled and Yelena grinned, “I want to know if Clint is the smallest because besides Tony and Maria the rest of them aren’t human.” Clint rolled he’s eyes, “even if I’m the smallest my aim is much better.”
“Yeah he’s already got two kids baby sister,” Natasha said and Yelena rolled her eyes, “everyone always says size matters.” Natasha grinned, “and what does it matter you don’t like men.” The blonde crossed her arms, “I don’t like anyone I don’t want anyone.” Clint smirked and lent over to Natasha, “she’s got a thing for Mattie from True Grit.” Natasha laughed and Yelena growled, “I do not.”
Clint grinned, “oh yeah then why is that move almost on repeat then.” Yelena was blushing, “I’ll tell Laura you got a think for Velma in the Scooby Doo movie.” Clint grinned, “did you see Velma in that red leather suit I don’t think anyone would have blamed me.” Natasha smirked, “isn’t that supposed to be a kid friendly movie.” Clint got his phone out and showed her a picture, “isn’t exactly what I call kid friendly but Coop doesn’t actually notice.”
“Romanoff. Barton. Belova. He know where Loki is,” Maria said and we all nod getting up following the commander out of Medi bay.
-New York 2012-
As all the Avengers sit in the restaurant eating Yelena speaks up, “does this make us a team?” Natasha rolled her eyes but Steve answers, “yes we are a team.” The blonde Russian grinned, “I want a suit that I can fly in Stark.” The billionaire looked at the Russian, “and I want less annoying Russian Spy but we can’t all have what we want Belova.” Yelena grinned, “that is Agent Belova to you Stark.”
“My friends it is so great that we emerged glorious!” Thor yelled and wrapped his arms around Bruce and Steve. “What is going to happen to Loki anyway?” Clint asked and Thor turned to the man, “well man of hawks he will be tried for his crimes against both Midgard and Asgard but I assure you that this will not be taken lightly.” Clint nod and then Thor turned to Yelena, “Lady Belova I have a friend you would get along with perfectly she is also a Warrior.”
“Just Belova is fine God of Thunder,” Yelena said but the God shook his head, “you are a Lady of Spiders are you not?” Natasha chuckled, “yes Thor she is Lady Belova of Spiders.” Yelena hit her sister, “then what are you huh your my sister.” Thor grinned, “she is Lady Romanoff also of Spiders.”
“I just can’t believe they are ladies of anything have you seen how Rushman sits,” Tony smirked and Natasha shrugged, “Pepper likes the way I sit.” Yelena smirked, “and lean she loves to check out your chest perfect height to do that as well.” Tony went red in the face, “Pepper checks you out?!” Natasha grinned, “have you met me I haven’t meet anyone but Yelena that doesn’t check me out.”
“Even Barton?” Bruce asked and Yelena laughed, “once just after we meet him she had a threesome with him.” Tony stared open mouthed, “can I get one?” Natasha rolled her eyes, “you wouldn’t be able to keep up Stark. If you really wanted to bed a widow I’d pick Yelena cause in the seconds it takes you to finish she will be thankful it’s over and want to leave.” Yelena gagged, “gross I don’t want to fuck Stark the two pump chump.”
“I have more stamina then that!” Tony yelled and Natasha shook her head, “not enough to keep up with a widow.”