ants will eat you up 🐜
12:45 pm, Happy Couples + Mack
scary teddy bear: Hey! Daisy, I need to speak to you about this name.
cutesy: what! ur the only one here that’s still single! (that i know of 😉😙)
scary teddy bear: Why did you add those emojis…
cutesy: bc trip is on a week long mission! (thanks a lot coulson) and i’m lonely :(
cutesy: so i’m focusing on other things like the fact that you’re still single
blondie: Actually, Mack was smiling at his phone a bit to much to be taking to any of us yesterday
scary teddy bear: Bobbi! You said you wouldn’t tell!!
tea enjoyer: yeah he only rolls his eyes when talking to us
cutesy: ooo what her name? i should hack into ur phone to steal her number
scary teddy bear: DIASY NO
cutesy: too late i hage ur phdiidbsiahuahsjdnxnnx
AC: What’s happened to Daisy?
blondie: Mack hit her over the head with a pillow in the lounge. She stole his phone.
tea enjoyer: LMFAOOOO
1:08 pm, ass eaters
dumbass 1: i still got her number 😉😏
dumbass 2: *sigh*
dumbass 1: you did not just sigh over text..
dumbass 2: you should add her to the gc
dumbass 1: good idea
1:15 pm, Happy Couples + Mack
AC: Hey Daisy, I have a mission idea for you
cutesy: what is it and for how long bc i wanna see trip when he gets back on thursday
AC: Well it would involve you going undercover at a high school. I would’ve asked Jemma but she’s already on a mission and I need a woman.
tea enjoyer: you would be good at that since you-
cutesy: if you say it’s because im short im gonna put honey under ur pillow so the ants infesting ur bunk eat you alive
baby boo: did you just cut him off over text?
blondie: She quaked his phone out his hand
tea enjoyer: my bunk is not ant infested!!
blondie: I found 3 week old waffles under your bed.
tea enjoyer: i don’t even eat waffles!!
baby boo: stop lying. you squealed when you saw the eggos in the freezer
scary teddy bear: It’s true I was there
tea enjoyer: this is discrimination!!
tea enjoyer: and i was gonna say it’s bc you have a baby face
cutesy: that’s it i’m killing you. sleep with one eye open tonight