Maverick’s Film About How Evil He Is That Exists For No Particular Reason!
Everyone is gathered around a stage in the middle of the mall.
Snow White: I must ask, why are we gathered in this extravagant area for no reason?
Berdly: I agree! This is preposterous!
Undyne: Yeah! You have no reason to bring us here!
Maverick: I absolutely have a reason to bring you here! Take a look at this!
Maverick opens the screen to showcase a film called “Maverick’s Most Despicable Hits!” We open to a familiar scene, where he is blowing up Hopper’s mansion.
Maverick: I wonder what’s been happening lately?
Maverick checks his phone, and opens his Spy On Other CECU Shows app. He watches a CCR feed happening in real time.
Hopper: “I’m not sure how trustworthy Maverick is, but if he’s anything like Host, then he’s definitely worth keeping an eye on. So what do you say, Camilo? Your shapeshifting powers could allow you to easily hide among them and gather info. You know, to see if anything’s amiss.”
Maverick: “…He is not getting away with this.”
Dave: 😮
Maverick: We’re going back… back for revenge! Then everyone will know to not mess with me!
Present Maverick: This is Maverick at his purest form, ready to do horrific, terrible acts to others, such as drop nuclear bombs onto other people in order to get petty revenge. Let’s see what else Maverick has done, shall we?
We cut to an episode of Crossover Conquest, where Maverick’s voting reason for a particular episode of Crossover Conquest has been revealed.
MAVERICK SAYS... - Sorry, she’s boring. I mean, I love seeing her adventures, heck, I even kidnapped her friend Luz to participate in my very own competition, MASSES! It’s just that you barely do anything and that’s a death sentence. Usually, I would manipulate you by threatening Luz and using that for blackmail, but those days are sadly over. I almost missed this vote! I swear, I lost my mojo! I LOST MY MOJO!!! Also I’m not Tom Cruise. That guy is consistently an unbelievable force of nature, even considering the fact that he’s over 60 years old now, I’m not. I guess this is how one of those mid life crises goes.
Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera: “So I’m apparently boring, is that it?! Well I’ll show you! I’ll prove to each and every voter out there that I’m anything but boring! Isn’t that right Willow?!”
Willow is unresponsive. She’s focused on Maverick’s vote, primarily the part where it says he kidnapped Luz.
Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera: “...Willow?”
Willow Park: “Monika... What is Maverick talking about?”
Monika: “I don’t know what- hold on, MAVERICK?!” (looks at the screen) “Goddammit, Jerry! Why did you put that idiot’s vote up on the screen?!”
Jerry: (Cheeky hiss)
Dung Defender: (Reads Maverick’s vote) “Oh... oh my... Willow, I’m so sor-”
Willow Park: (Suddenly enraged) “MONIKA! Tell me he’s lying!”
Monika: “I- I- I- I don’t know! Maybe?! But Willow, you gotta calm down! He’s clearly trying to mess with your-”
Willow Park: “But what if he isn’t?! Why do you always discard everything Maverick says?! WHAT IF THIS TIME, HE ISN’T LYING!?”
Willow’s eyes begin glowing green. Multiple vines sprout from the ground, tearing up the foundation and knocking the contestants away.
Monika: “GAH! JERRY, DO SOMETHING! GET HOPPER-” (gets picked up by a vine)
Jerry: (Affirmative hiss)
Jerry leaves to get Hopper.
Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera: “This is bad! We need to get Willow to stop or else she’ll tear this entire place down!”
Lindsay: “WILLOW! We appreciate your friendship! If you stop, I’ll give you makeup tips!”
Dung Defender:“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HONDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
Dung Defender beats his chest and rolls up into a ball, rolling around at high speeds and destroying the vines that threaten to tear the Auditorium down.
Green Mage: “Thanks for the carry, Dungster!”
Dung Defender: “You are most certainly welcome!”
However, more vines begin sprouting up.
Lindsay: “Oh no, it didn’t work!”
Dung Defender: “I have another idea! Bear with me for a minute, friends!”
Dung Defender runs over to Willow.
Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera: “WAIT! Don’t-”
Dung Defender suddenly hugs Willow, who is taken by surprise by the sudden gesture. The vines begin slowing.
Willow Park: “Wh- what are you doing?!”
Dung Defender: (Calm tone) “Willow, you have nothing to fear. All this destruction isn’t going to help anyone, so I’m going to need you to calm down, okay?”
Willow Park: “B-But... Luz... she might be hurt-”
Dung Defender: “Yes. I too know what it’s like to lose someone close to you. However, unlike you, my beloved has been lost for quite a while. I want to believe that this... Luz person you care about is somewhere out there. And I promise you, until the end of time, I will find this Maverick person and make them pay for causing you suffering.”
Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera: “We’re right behind you, Willow! Maverick isn’t going to get the last laugh!”
Lindsay: “Yeah! Fuck Maverick! All my homies hate Maverick!”
Green Mage: “Whoa... didn’t expect you to say that. But yeah, I agree!”
Willow Park: “Y-You guys...”
Willow starts crying. The rest of the Warriors join in the hug while Monika silently watches in remorse. Around this time, the vines are disappearing, one by one.
Willow Park: “Thank you... I- I really want to believe Luz is safe out there...”
Present Maverick: Would you look at that. This is how Maverick causes the mental state of other characters to completely break. Willow being that deranged at the thought of Luz being in danger from Maverick? It proves his influence.
Luz: (Outside the film) Maverick! You jerk-face! At least Willow knows I’m safe now…
Present Maverick: Here are some other voting reasons Maverick has made that helped break the mental states of other characters, brought to you by: TWGOC: M!
Shadow: You didn’t accept the dare… what an L… you’re a total failure… just like how you failed to save Maria…
Noelle: You know the movie Frozen? Great movie! With an even greater sequel! Anyway, in the end of the first movie, ballad belting ice queen Elsa accidentally freezes her sister’s heart and turns her frozen solid! In a way, I can see that being relatable, how you can end up hurting your loved ones like that, y’know, by freezing them! Also, alternate universe Berdly says hi!
Marcy: IF ANY OF YOU HURT MARCY I WILL GIVE YOU ENDLESS PAIN AND MISERY AND SUFFERING FOR THE REST OF YOUR PITIFUL EXISTENCE! Also, you’re doing great Marcy! 😊
Simon: I’d give you angst and trauma but I haven’t seen your show yet. Sorry!‘
Present Maverick: Well, except for Marcy. He’s weirdly nice to her.
Anne: (Outside The Film) Hah! Knew you had a secret soft side! Mar-Mar brings that out of people!
Sonic: (Outside The Film) Reminding Shadow of his trauma?! Not cool man!
Berdly: (Outside The Film) Your actions against Noelle have proven to be an effective showcase of your true despicableness!
More voting reasons are shown in the film.
Marcy: I LITERALLY JUST THREATENED YOU GUYS TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU DON’T HURT MARCY! YET YOU LEAVE HER SAD AND ALONE BY VOTING OFF MADDIE! TARANZA, FIONNA, YOU’RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME… (Tbh I’m mostly fine about Maddie’s elimination and don’t blame you for voting her off, but… it made Marcy sad so I therefore have to get vengeance as I mentioned last voting reason.)
Taranza: You’ll never get Queen Sectonia back. She’s gone forever! And her being gone forever is your fault, because you gave her the mirror that corrupted her! You destroyed the psyche of the one you love most! How do you feel about that?! And then after that you somehow have the gall to separate poor Marcy from her friend as well! Wow!
Fionna: Uh… I don’t know enough about you to hurt you in mental ways just yet soo… here, have a middle finger! 🖕🏻
Wheatley: Why do I kinda want you to have a Yaoi ship with N now?”
Noelle: If you’re wondering why I know about your dreams, it’s because Jason films you in your sleep! He shows you having trouble with your dreams for story reasons! So don’t blame me, blame him! By the way, I don’t know if I said this before, but my name’s Maverick! You might know me if you were on another season! So that’s what you call me whenever you want to reference me!
Luz: (Outside The Film) Why would you blame Jason?! He’s such a sweet guy!
Maverick: Because I’m evil Luz! This just proves my point!
Noelle: Oh my gosh you are just like Elsa! Maybe you’ll freeze your loved ones just like how Elsa froze her sister to death that one time! I’m looking at you Susie! By the way, it’ll be a really bad look if Rosalina finds out that you murdered one of her precious Lumas in cold blood…
Taranza: Okay, let’s finally do this. You’re not gonna get away with this Taranza, as I, the one and only Maverick, will read out your wiki page, revealing all of your secrets to the rest of the team!
So basically, Taranza used an evil mirror to transform the love of his life into an evil dictator, and continued to support her even after she was far too gone! Oh, and if you’re wondering, Kirby and King Dedede were able to successfully defeat and kill Queen Sectonia, so he’s also probably depressed because of her death! There you have it folks! Taranza has been exposed!
Rosalina: I, the one and only Maverick, have an announcement to make! One of your precious Lumas has been brutally murdered! And even worse, it’s by one of the contestants in this very show! Will I tell you who it was! No, you have to figure it out yourself! Who among you all is a brutal murderer of one of your precious babies?! Imagine if it was Fionna, all that love just for her to betray you… it would be so juicy!
Rosalina: “Wh- WHAT?! OH MY GOODNESS- IS- I-”
She breaks down, sobbing intensely. Jason suddenly goes serious.
Jason: “OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH MESSAGES, CHRIST PEOPLE-
Goomba: (Outside The Film) Ew, Rosalina! She works with that tyrant Mario! Good on you for breaking her spirit!
Finally, we cut back to present Maverick as he reveals one last accomplishment,,,
Maverick: Of course, there’s my greatest accomplishment of all… CDCAT.
Ramune: (Outside The Film) OMG IT’S THE SHOW I’M IN!
Maverick: The footage of this has been long gone… but here is reenactment of Maverick’s greatest accomplishment.
We cut to some scenes from CDCAT, recreated by the Minions.
Minion Dressed As Dipper: (In Minionese; Subtitled In English) No! No! I can’t go! Maverick, why did you do this to me! You destroyed my entire spirit… now I’m just dead inside…
Minion Dressed As Yang: (In Minionese; Subtitled In English) You’ve been treating me as the villain for no reason! I never did anything wrong, yet you demonized me as this… monster! I hate you!
Minion Dressed As Reko: (In Minionese; Subtitled In English) Peter! Why did you use your advantage to get Yang out?!
Peter Griffin: Because Maverick told me so!
Minion Dressed As Reko: (In Minionese; Subtitled In English) I can’t believe you listened to that supervillain!
Minion Dressed As Lugia: (In Minionese; Subtitled In English) You’re the entire reason I almost destroyed everything. At every moment, every possibility, you always made sure to bring me down. You always saw the worst in me. You always made sure that everyone felt miserable, especially me. You let me go down to a path of insanity with a grin on your face. You made me become the monster that you always saw in me. But you know what? You’re the true fucking monster here.
Pacifica: (Outside The Film) You don’t know how much I want to rip out your smug looking eye.
Ramune: (Outside The Film) Ahh… good times!
Present Maverick: And there we have it! This is it! This is living proof that I, Maverick, am the most despicable villain in the entire CECU.
The film ends.
Maverick: Any thoughts?
Peacemaker: Fuck you.
Captain America: Language!
Junko: I loved it!