6’9 leprechaun
Only cool spider people and Miguel
Homie: guess what guys I’m going to be on tv
Gwen:really for what?
Homie:killing a cop💪🏽
Gwen:ofc you are
homie:Why do you say that, is it bc I’m a black man?
Gwen: No Hobart it’s bc your blue shoe laces
Miles morizzles: WTH is a Hobart
Peter(baller) Parker: A?
pav:miles… use those critical thinking skills
Gwen:Hobie Hobart
Miles morizzles:OH HA
Miles morizzles: your name is Hobart and your a brit
Miguel: i forgot you were one of them
Homie:black?
Miguel:worst British 😨
pav:how could you possibly forget 😭
Homie: okay Irish
Miles morizzles:your IRISH
Peter baller Parker: NOT TO MUCH
Miles morizzles:you too😨
Miles morizzles:imagine being a leprechaun
Miguel:im 6’9
pav: are leprechauns supposed to be short?
Miles morizzles:GOD DAMN
peter baller Parker:I’ve got words to say
Homie:oh we know🌚