Miles revenge ark
Miles made a group called miles supports (expect gwen, Peter B, Peni, etc)
Gwen: wtf is that name I thought you forgave us??
Miles: Nuh uh.
Peter B: the fuck you mean Nuh uh.
Hobie: damn he gave you the Nuh uh I would personally jump off a building
Peni: MILES PLEASE IM SORRY 😕
Miles: Nuh uh
Peni: please not the Nuh uh
Noir (aka the better mentor): Peni you can’t use those words.
Peni: I’m sorry noir :(
Peter B: WAIT
Peter B: why is he named the better mentor @miles
Miles: cause he is like a father to me, actually we are currently at dinner because he doesn’t lie and let people down unlike other father figures in my life.
Miles sent a picture: it’s a cute restaurant with noir giving a thumbs up to the camera
Peter B: this is so unfair kid, I’m sorry I hurt you and betrayed you but come on FUCKING NOIR ISNT BETTER THAN ME..
miles: Nuh uh
Peter B: why are you like this
Gwen: I agree why are you like this it’s annoying
Miles: I known for a damn fact you ain’t talking about what’s annoying
Pav<3: GWEN DON'T POKE THE GODDAMN BEAR
Gwen: no miles I don’t know what your talking about
Hobie: damn what flower should we plant at the funeral @pav<3
Pav<3: definitely lilies
Miles: I know your crusty white ass ain’t talking about who’s annoying? First off you come uninvited to my house Second of all you put your damn crime fighting shoes on my bed Third of all you started looking around my stuff open my limited condition action figure looked through my sketchbook and that not even the worst part you disrespect my mami and dad by calling them there first names like who taught you manner your absent father that pulled a gun on you? Yeah that's what I thought, crusty bitch.
Pav<3: damn
Hobie: Damn
Margo: DAMN
Pav<3: i personally would never do that to you miles:D
Miles: I know pav that’s why I actually let you come to my room invited unlike someone
Peni: he came for you entire bloodline @gwen
Noir (aka the better mentor): Peni stop instigating,
Peni: I don’t even know what that means noir, ALSO how could you not invite me to dinner with miles:(
Miles: because he got a new and improved kid and let me tell you it ain’t you..
Pav<3: damn he’s coming for everyone
Miguel: Aye coño, why do I keep getting notifications? What is this?
Miles: just leave I don’t even want to start with you pendejo
Miguel: who taught you how to disrespect adults Miles morales
Gwen: MIGUEL DON'T HE’S CRUEL
Miles: disclaimer you clearly started this and I gave you a damn warning
Miguel: what?
Miles: you know I don’t even wanna start I’m trying to enjoy a nice dinner with noir who actually is a good adult unlike you and your trashy daughter who btw is dead because you wanted to be delusional and shit
Jess: damn he got you Miguel
Hobie: that sucks for you and your daughter
Miguel: I’m coming for you.
Noir ( aka the better mentor): you will not hurt him Miguel you actually won’t find him he’s under my care and unless you want your precious Spider-Man to go missing I would be careful.
Miguel: I apologize for what I did to miles morales I did not mean to harm him or his family I hope one day you come to accept this apology
Hobie: really that quickly bruv
Margo: you know damn well he don’t fuck around when it comes to his favorite
Miguel: I hate children
Noir (aka the better mentor): that’s why your daughter dead from miles morales<3
Miguel: I’m leaving
Peter B: I’ll bring the baby to calm you down
Miguel: thank you,
Miles: DICK RIDER
Hobie: DICK RIDER
Pav<3: DICK RIDER
Margo: I can’t believe I’m doing this but
Margo: DICK RIDER
Peter B: kids stop I’m just trying to calm him down
Miles: by shoving his dick in you?
Gwen: fowl
Pav<3: anyway miles why am I the only one with a nickname seems unfair right??
Miles: fine I’ll fix it…
Margo: I feel like this is going to go horribly wrong
Hobie: shhhhh let miles do his thing
Miles renamed
Gwen to backstabbing bitch
Peter B to Dick rider
Peni to unwanted child
Peter porker to bacon 😋🥓
Hobie to numer1
Margo to margo 🔛🔝
Unwanted child: wait Peter porker is here I didn’t even realize
Bacon 😋🥓: I like watching the drama go down and I was busy eating with noir to reply
Backstabbing bitch: @miles please let’s talk about it…
Noir ( aka the better mentor): Gwen he does not have his phone
Backstabbing bitch: but he just-
Margo🔛🔝: no he didn’t girl…
Backstabbing bitch: your gaslighting me
Numer1: Gweny do you need to go to the psych ward?
Pav<3: yeah because Miles hasn’t done anything??
Unwanted child: are you seeing things @Backstabbing bitch
Backstabbing bitch: I’m going to bed
An hour later-
Miles: I just ate the most spectacular dinner I dug into that shit had my toes curling
Numer1: share
Miles: I don’t believe in it
Numer1: don’t steal my line
Miles: Nuh uh
Numer1: I’m jumping off a cliff.
Pav<3: miles apologize
Miles: yes sir, I’m sorry Hobie I Nuh uh you I didn’t mean it you were there for me the entire time unlike other people your literally my best friend and I couldn’t live without you<3
Numer1: your lucky I love you to miles
Miles: do you forgive me
Number1: get me some of that ms morales cooking then yes I will
Miles: of course:3
Numer1: your forgiven
Dick rider: are we gonna ignore that Hobie almost committed suicide @miguel @jess
Miguel: the kid has to much power I’m afraid @jesshelp
Jess: just send him to the Licensed therapist we have idiots
Miguel: right Hobie your going to therapy
Numer1: nah fam I don’t believe in it
Miguel: I tried
Backstabbing bitch: are we just ignore everything miles has said and done
Miles: shut up
Miles: anyway an update to the dinner he has now adopted me and I’m currently moving in anyone can anyone help me pack into my new home @everybody
Pav<3: i Can always help you:)
Margo🔛🔝: gross, but yeah I can help
Numer1: count me in
Backstabbing bitch: mhm me to
Unwanted child: I’ll help
Miles: your on thin ice Peni but okay
Unwanted child: 🙏
Backstabbing bitch: please miles I know you saw my answer
Numer1: you look desperate gweny
Dick rider: what do you mean your moving in with him wtf
Miles: he adopted me
Dick rider: wtf @noir (aka the better mentor)
Noir (aka the better mentor): sorry Peter B the kids just loves me more
Dick rider: this isn’t fair
Miguel: life isn’t fair
Dick rider: we’re literally married shut up
Miguel: sorry corazón
Dick rider: your sleeping on the couch
Miguel: okay,
Miles: I fucking knew it give me the goddamn money @numer1 @Pav<3 @margo🔛🔝 @backstabbing bitch @unwanted child @Jess @bacon 😋🥓
Backstabbing bitch: goddamn it
Pav<3: I’m sorry I can’t I’m sorry
Miles: it’s okay pav I understand
Pav<3: thank you
Number1: I’m literally poor but no pav gets the favoritism
Miles: pay up
Miguel: You made bets???
Numer1: of course we made bets
Pav<3: the sexual tensión was so palpable
Dick rider: Jess you knew?? Why would you place a bet against it
Jess: I hate how happy you are
Unwanted child: you gonna take that Pete
Dick rider: I’m going to bed night
Miguel: I should go to bed to
Miles: 🤨
Numer1: oh nah bruv I’m now running over to miles I ain’t trying to here all that
Backstabbing bitch: miles please let me in
Backstabbing bitch: I’m begging you
Miles: fine
Backstabbing bitch: THANK GOD
Jess: let me help you to kid
Miles: Will you let me ride the motorcycle?
Jess: yes
Miles: then sure