put a gun to my head and fuck me if you want to.

Spider-Man - All Media Types Deadpool - All Media Types Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
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put a gun to my head and fuck me if you want to.
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Characters
Wade Wilson, Miguel O'Hara, The Boxes (Deadpool), Miguel O'Hara/Deadpool, Miguel O'Hara/Wade Wilson
Tags
Attempt at Humor Sexual Fantasy Painplay Unsafe Sex Violent Sex Deadpool being Deadpool Blow Jobs With Teeth Butt Slapping Deadpool Thought Boxes Miguel O'Hara Has Fangs Miguel O'Hara Speaks Spanish Miguel O'Hara Is So Done Deadpool is Horny when would sex between them ever be safe though Deadpool has Kinks and Needs Suit Kink
Summary
Deadpool is halfway through the world's greatest in-and-out burger when the sexiest man he's ever seen rips through space and time, orders a churro, then rips off his arm. "[Are those fangs? Because I’m seeing fangs. There's a non-zero probability Marvels just booted Morbius over to us]Morbius isn’t this hot.[Speak for yourself.]"
Note
I Hate Writing Deadpool . So Much.

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