Chapter 4- style
CHAPTER 4- STYLE
STAN POV:
3rd April 2023 5:32 pm
Stan quickly pulled on his hat, it hanging loosely on his hair. Looking at his phone, he tried to grab his glass of water and heard something smash on the floor. Quickly looking up from his phone, he saw that his glass of water was still intact. Then he noticed what had smashed. On the floor, a photo frame lay. The glass was splintered, and the photo inside cut in half. Stan started to pick the glass shards up when his mom burst through the door.
“Honey! I heard a loud noise, are you okay?” Sharon asked, staring down at the shattered glass, “oh! Don’t do that with your hands, I’ll get a dustpan and brush (not sure if that’s what they call it in the USA but hey ho)!”
Stan didn’t want his mum seeing what it was.
“Uhm, there’s no need, I’ve got it!” He answered.
His mother sighed and walked off, checking in on Shelly on the other side of the hall. Stan quickly picked up his phone and snapped a picture. He went onto Snapchat and sent it to his groupchat. Adding a ‘👍’ emoji, he quickly sent it off.
tolkienblack: what did you do?
stantheman: couldn’t care less tbh
Thatpoormanrizz: L bozo…
Hello.kitty: that’s not a nice thing to say Kenneth.
The.alpha: ye ‘Kenneth’ listen to your f@ggy (I’m gay btw) boyfrend”
Fantastick: you can’t say that Cartman.
Stantheman: HEY! How come your on this gc!!?
Thatpoormanrizz: I added them.
Fantastick: and yet you’ll still never know who I am.
Motherless: wait WHO TF CHANGED MY USERNAME. I CANT CHANGE IT NOW FOR 30 DAYS (ik that’s not what Snapchat settings are but pretend it is)
Ihavediabetes: that would be me. srry.
Motherless: oh that’s so funny!
Tolkienblack: he’s definitely not crying into his phone right now.
Wowwhatawonderfu: hey guys, what’s the difference between a piano, tuna and a pot of glue?
*5 minutes go by*
Wowwhatawonderfu: you can tuna a piano but you can’t piano a tuna.
*10 minutes*
Wowwhatawonderfu: what about the glue you say? I knew you’d get stuck there.
*literal crickets chirping*
Wowwhatawonderfu: 😂
BebeTheBest: you guys are so gay. no wonder you get no girls.
The.alpha: who the fuck added you
BebeTheBest: Wendy.
Stantheman: who tf added Wendy?
WendyTheBest: that’s for me to know and you to never find out.
Stan chuckled at his phone and picked up the picture laying on the floor. It was taken in about 4th grade. Put together, it had two small boys, one of them with his arm around the other. One of the boys wore a blue and a red hat, showing a bit of black hair, and a brown jacket with a red collar. The other one had a green hat on with bright red curls peeking out. He was also wearing an orange shirt with two front pockets.
It tore right down the middle, separating the two boys as if they were on two entirely different photos.
He picked up his phone again, and checked the groupchat. Then, he switched to notes and clicked on a certain folder.
He quickly marked people off his list.
LIST OF WHO FANTA STICK COULD BE:
Craig
Why not?: got his number
Tweek
Why not?: dating Craig (wouldn’t flirt)
Jimmy
Why not?: got a different snap
Timmy
Why not?: doesn’t have a phone
Cartman
Why not?: he doesn’t have siblings?!? (Except for the one he fed his dad to)
Stan
Why not?: that’s me!?!?!
Kenny
Why not?: got his number.
Kyle
Token
Why not?: it’s his house
Nichole
Why not?: boys only
Red
Why not?: boys only
Wendy
Why not?: got her number
Bebe
Why not?: boys only
Heidi
Why not?: boys only
So that leaves… Kyle. Kyle Brofolovski. Fuck.