Chapter 1
Peter: Hello people.
Tony: Peter why?
Shuri: Sup.
Steve: What is this?
Peter: It is a group chat that I created.
Natasha: Why did you make a group chat?
Peter: A friend of mine told me that a group chat will bring us closer together.
Bucky: Who is this friend?
Peter: His name is Stiles and he is from California. I met him while he was visiting family in New York.
Bucky:
Tony: What is that about?
Peter: I don't know, but I can add Stiles and ask him.
Bruce: Hey guys, what did I miss?
Natasha: Scroll up.
Bruce: Just did.
Peter: I am going to add Stiles now.
Peter added Stiles to the group chat
Stiles: Peter what is this?
Peter: I took your advice and made a group chat to help the team get closer. Now, I need you to scroll up and help us with a certain situation.
Stiles: I just did and I don't know if it is my thing to tell.
Bucky: You can say it.
Stiles: Bucky is my birth father.
Steve: Buck why didn't you tell me? I am your fucking husband for god's sake.
Stiles: Am I missing something here?
Bucky: I may or may not have forgotten to tell you I was married to your favorite Avenger.
Stiles: First, don't expose me like that. Second, why didn't you tell me that you were married?
Bucky: Sorry.
Stiles: It's fine. Uh oh.
Thor: What son of Bucky?
Clint: Yeah, why the uh oh?
Natasha: Wtf have you 2 been?
Thor and Clint: I have been here the whole time just didn't say anything.
Stiles: To answer your question, my boyfriend just came home pissed and I have an idea of who pissed him off.
Peter: Add him and maybe we can help.
Stiles: ok
Stiles added Derek to the group chat
Derek: Stiles, what the fuck is this?
Stiles: It is a group chat.
Derek: Why am I in it?
Peter: Stiles said that you were pissed off, so all of us are going to help you.
Derek: Why would I want the person who pissed me off to help me out?
Stiles: Different Peter. This is Peter Parker.
Derek: Oh. So how are you going to help me?
Bucky: Lay it on us. Who is this Peter guy and how did he piss you off?
Derek: Peter is my psychotic uncle and once again he has fucked up my life and now I have one of my exes following me everywhere. She kills people for money.
Steve: Damn. How is he psychotic?
Stiles: He woke up from a 6-year coma then killed his niece, literally ripped her in half, and tried to kill me, Derek, and all of my friends multiple times.
Tony: Holy shit.
Derek: Yup.
Steve: What are you going to do?
Shuri: You can always send him to Wakanda and we can put him in Wakandan prison.
Derek: That sounds like a good idea. Where is Wakanda?
Shuri: It is in Africa and it is really hidden.
Derek: Let's do it. As long as he is out of my life I'm in.
Bruce: You hate him that much?
Derek: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil: Stiles is that you?
Stiles: Uncle Phil?
Bucky: Uncle?
Stiles: Yeah he is my mom's brother.
Bucky: It is times like these I wish I paid more attention. Whoops.
Phil: What are you talking about Bucky?
Stiles: Scroll up.
Phil: WHAT THE FUCK? BUCKY IS YOUR FATHER?
Stiles: Yes. He had sex with your sister.
Phil:😑
Stiles: 😶