Conversation

Loki (TV 2021)
M/M
G
Conversation
author
Summary
Just a conversation between Mobius and Variants.
Note
English isn't my first language.

"Kid... No, two pieces of sugar should be put here... Okay, let's make it six."

"Frrrrr"

"Croki, put the spoon back, why do you need the spoon?"

"Mobius, he's eating pie filling, that's not fair! I wanted to eat it myself"

"Kid, why you didn't stop him? Croki, you'll eat it when it'll be inside the pie!"

"Rrrffffff!"

"What plastic? Why is there plastic in the pie?"

"Rffffhhh fnaaarrrr!"

"You brought a piece of plastic and you like it? Spit it out immediately."

"Mobius are you in the kitchen? Look, they sent me an advertisement for new condoms that glow in the dark..."

"Come here, you have to help me. Take the plastic from Croki!"

"But they do glow, I have to buy them... Stupid Gator! Spit it out immediately! Mobius, it's not plastic."

"Okay, I'm glad it's not plastic... Now let's get a bowl..."

"It's not plastic, it's a piece from your TemPad. But it's not bad, is it? You'll get a new one."

"Oh shit. Croki! Why did you do that?"

"Frrrrr!"

"It was a picture of a cat, not a real cat! You do realize there wasn't a cat inside!"

"I'm going to order those condoms..."

"Loki! Stay and help the Kid with the stuffing for the pie, please."

"Frrrrrrrrrrrffffhh..."

"Mobius, now Loki and Croki are eating stuffing together!"

"He said I should help you!"

"Help prepare the stuffing, not eat it!"

"Frrrrrffff!"

"Don't you dare say that again..."

"Boys, calm down or I'll drive you all away and you'll be without pie today."

"You won't drive me away. Or any of us. You love us. You love the Kid. You love me, because I am perfection itself and it's impossible not to love me. And you love even this lizard!"

"Arrrrrffff!"

"Croki, stop swearing!"

"Okay, I'm sorry. He's not a lizard. But you love him too. Right?"

"Of course I love you boys... If you haven't eaten all the stuffing, shall we finish the pie?"

"Okay. And then, I'll buy those glowing condoms and we'll inflate them?"

"Oh dear. Yes, we'll do it."