Monster time
Monster, murderer, disgusting, freak but most of all nightmare fuel.
He had heard it all and it was for this reason he stayed away from people. Wade knew what he was. He thought Peter knew it too. He thought Peter loved him even though he had faults, but no.
It was not Spidey’s fault he couldn't see past it anymore and some part of Wade knew that. Peter and the life they had shared were too good for it to last. He thinks he can even pinpoint it to a day. A day he never wanted Peter to see, but Wade never had any good luck.
He had promised Peter not to kill any more, and it had been months since the last time. Wade had been counting the days. He could feel it in his bones, he yearned for killing something.
It had been a normal day. He had woken up with Peter by his side, Peter was smiling and breathing softly. Wade smiled down at him and kissed him on his forehead. The kitchen was the first place it hit him hard, he had put all his knives up for use on food. Wade was convinced that they were begging him to use them.
Peter woke up and groggily went to hug Wade.
“Hello, sleepyhead! What do you want for breakfast? Cereal, sandwiches or you could have the best snack in this kitchen, little me?”
Wade winked like a child at Peter and won when Peter giggled a little.
“I was wondering if you could go shopping for some stuff on our list. I wanna make a good dinner tonight.”
Peter was a good cook so Wade got very excited, also he did already need to go outside and fix his issue. He walked out of their apartment and before going to buy the groceries he went to Sister Margret.
When he got there his whole body shivered with anticipation. He sat jumped at a seat in the bar and looked around for Weasel.
“Oh, honey, baby, sweetie pie I am home!”
Deadpool yelled while trying to sound like Weasel’s wife. Well Weasel did not have a wife, but that did not stop Deadpool. Suddenly you could hear a glass bottle being dropped onto the floor and then the man himself Weasel came into view.
“Wade, what the fuck are you doing here? Did you and Webs break up or something? You and I both know how mad he got last time you did a mission.”
Wade felt so much worse about what he was about to do. He had forgotten that Weasel knew he was on a non-murder rule with his boyfriend. Weasel stared into Wade’s soul.
“Ugh.. well we are still together and I am hoping we can keep this between us but I need a new target.”
Weasel didn’t let up. They both knew Wade was leaving something out. Most of the time he would fold under the pressure, but this was different so Wade stared back and did not buckle.
“Fine, it’s your funereal!”
Weasel bent under the bar and when he stood up again he gave Deadpool a golden card.
“No, it is their funeral. My spidey will never know.”