Tea and ;)s
The 1 With All the Weirdos
Birb 1
Marry me, SRL
SRL
Ew
Birb 1
:((((
Anonymous Kid
Aren’t you married already?
SRS
My sister is married?!?!?!
And didn’t invite me to the wedding?!??!
SHE DIDN’T GET ME A PIECE OF WEDDING CAKE?????!?!??!
Anonymous Kid
I meant B1-
SRS
O H
Anonymous Kid
SRL isn’t married I don’t think
But she does have a crush ;)
SRL
Shush
Birb 1
Righttt maybe you should marry them instead
SRL
S h u s h
SRS
Oooooo??
Green Thumb
SRL likes someone?
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
LADY SRL MAY I OFFER MY ADVICE?
SRL
No.
Thanks.
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
OK
Snowfield
…Should I make pancakes with hearts on them?
Lady of the Beans
I could plan a party
SRL
I haven’t asked them out yet
Birb 2
So you’re going to ask?
Plus, that’s what the party is for, to ask them to it, obv
SRL
No.
Wameownda Furevah
Time doesn’t wait, you should ask while you can
Purrincess of All Cats
Yeah!
It’s meow or never!
Just hear meowt
Love is furtastic
It’s the cat’s meow
It’s purrcisely pawsome to meowry someone
SRL
I get it
Please stop
Purrincess of All Cats
I’m just kitten around
But if you want me to stop, purrhaps I will
SRS
Pawdon me, but please wait a meowment
Your cat puns are just simply appawling
Purrincess of All Cats
Oh, paw-lease! Like you could do better!
French Fri
Stay paw-sitive, Purrincess! Your puns are paw-some!
Captain Language
Furget about the puns for a moment
Purrincess of All Cats
Hey that was purrtty good for an old guy
Captain Language
Cat puns did exist when I was a kid
Snowfield
Despite popular belief
Purrincess of All Cats
It’s a fluffin miracle
Birb 1
Back on topic
SRL
Nono
Cat puns
Lord of the Beans
Nono
On topic
Birb 1
You gonna tell us, SRL, orrr…
SRL
Or what.
Birb 1
…
Lady of the Beans
….
Da Queen
…..
Birb 2
……
Snowfield
…….
Captain Language
……..
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
!!!!!!!!!
Green Thumb
……….
I Am Not Your Father
………..
Wameownda Furevah
…………
Lord of the Beans
Or no more yogurt.
SRS
Do you want to die?????
SRL
I will kill you.
Lord of the Beans
Statement retracted
Lady of the Beans
There are far better threats anyway.
Birb 2
Agreed
Lord of the Beans
Then use one!
Birb 2
I don’t feel like angering an assassin today
Lord of the Beans
…
SRL
Smart move.
Anonymous Kid
Assassin?
WGW
Are you *beep* kidding me???
I WAS GONE FOR TWO MINUTES.
Captain Language
Language
Anonymous Kid
Assassin??????
Da Queen
I heard that tea has been spilt
Purrincess of all Cats
Delectable tea, or deadly poison?
SRS
Ayyyyy
I Am Not Your Father
SRL has a crush and may or may not be an assassin, Queen
Da Queen
Delectable tea indeed
French Fri
Perhaps just with a bit of poison mixed in.
Anonymous Kid
ASSASSIN??????????
Eye Patch Guy
I know SRL’s crush.
SRL
Nice try. But don’t you dare.
Birb 1
Tell.
I need to tease her.
So bad.
Birb 2
Tell tell tell
Eye Patch Guy
No ;)
I Am Not Your Father
Are you supposed to winking or smiling?? I can’t tell-
Eye Patch Guy
;)
I Am Not Your Father
*squints*
SRS
….Wait you’re right. It could be either.
Lord of the Beans
Hill come translate the face for us
X Marks the Hill
I don’t know
He does this irl too
I can never tell if he’s blinking or winking
Purrincess of All Cats
Maybe it’s the infamous double wink
Eye Patch Guy
;)
X Marks the Hill
That doesn’t help :|
Green Thumb
Wait how do you even know SRL’s crush
Eye Patch Guy
It’s my job to know things
X Marks the Hill
Wednesdays are gossip nights.
Birb 1
Why am I not invited :(
Eye Patch Guy
Sometimes, gossip is better without birds
Birb 2
Rude
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
WAIT WGW WOULD KNOW TOO WOULD SHE NOT
WGW
I do
Birb 1
Oh great and powerful WGW please tell us (╯˘ -˘ )╯
Lord of the Beans
Please! 八(＾□＾*)
WGW
I’m legit the only person that keeps secrets on here. Why would I tell you.
Birb 1
*cough cough*
Flashbacks to “Don’t be suspicious”
*cough cough*
WGW
ಠ_ಠ
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Lord of the Beans
We need a back up plan
Anonymous Kid
ARE WE FORGETTING THE ASSASSIN THING????
WGW
Yes.
I Am Not Your Father
No.
SRL
Anyone want pizza?
Anonymous Kid
Don’t change the subject!
Birb 1
Yes. Pizza.
X Marks the Hill
Pizza sounds good.
Lady of the Beans
Pizza party movie night?
Green Thumb
Yes.
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
I WILL RETURN FOR THE HOLY CHEESE TRIANGLES
Anonymous Kid
…I want pizza :(
I Am Not Your Father
Same tho
Da Queen
We could get our own.
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
Just party together
Lord of the Beans
Wouldn’t it be dangerous???
Birb 1
Could be fun tho!!
Purrincess of All Cats
YES PLS. I WANNA MEET AND GOSSIP.
Anonymous Kid
But I’m Anonymous Kid
Lord of the Beans
He admits to being a child
Anonymous Kid
:P
Eye Patch Guy
It’s probably better we don’t know who you are anyway
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
No
Better if they do
WGW
^
Birb 2
Why??
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
DaNgEr
Lord of the Beans
OH SO NOW YOU SAY IT
WGW
You’re all so bad at keeping secrets that you might as well just flat out say it
Birb 2
Idk why I expected a different answer
Eye Patch Guy
Up to you then, Kid
Anonymous Kid
Uhmmm I’ll ask Queen and Father
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
SnazzySuitMan, GreenGoblinButNice, ArrowsGoWeeee, SpoodeR, LegitAGod, BirdButWithActualWings, MegucaIsSuffering, AngryMeow, BabyMeow, AgentsOfTheManUpstairs, TheWinterFightsBack, DinnerPlateShield
Anonymous Kid
….what
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
And you’re Americanized SpoodeR and citizens
Da Queen
I-
Anonymous Kid
W h a t
I Am Not Your Father
YOU’RE THE AVENGERS????!?!?!?!
Da Queen
HA
KNEW IT
SRS
SPIDER-MAN????
French Fri
Mr. Stark, does this mean I can finally use all the spider puns I have stored on my web-drive?
Lord of the Beans
YOU KNEW????
French Fri
I know all 😉
*bows*
I know this is abrupt, but this is, in fact, the end. For real this time. I would have loved to continue this, but, unfortunately, life had other plans.
We made this to get people to laugh, and if neither of us could find the time to enjoy writing it, than there wasn't really much of a chance people would enjoy reading it.
So we decided to just finish it up and cross it off our list while it was still semi okay and not ruined by life dragging us both around lol.
It's been a pleasure to write for you guys, and the response to this fic was way more than we could have ever imagined.
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