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Sweep is for the weak. Ducks are for the stronk.

The Family With 1 Working Braincell

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I did it.

 

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Kid. Isn’t it like… two in the morning for you?

 

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Time is a construct.

 

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An important one.

 

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That doesn’t matter.

I have found it.

 

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….Found what?

 

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T h e  h o l y  d u c k

 

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*Picture*

 

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Oh my gosh, it’s glowing.

 

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Yeah I think it’s like an alien of some sort

 

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KID

I KNOW IT LOOKS UNASSUMING
BUT IT COULD PROBABLY EAT YOU WHOLE 

DON’T GO NEAR IT

 

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IT’S OKAY, SPIDER-MAN IS TAKING CARE OF IT

 

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ISN’T HE A KID TOO???

 

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NO

HE’S A MANLY MAN

IT’S IN THE NAME

JEEZ

 

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OK

BUT UH- IS HE EQUIPPED TO HANDLE ALIEN DUCKS???

 

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I THINK HE’S JUST PLANNING TO WEB THE WINGS INTO A BALL CONTRAPTION WITH ITS LITTLE FACE STICKING OUT AND THEN DRAG IT TO THE HELICARRIER

 

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THE HELICARRIER CURRENTLY MILES IN THE SKY????

 

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IS THERE ANOTHER PREFERABLY EASIER TO REACH ONE???

 

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I DON’T THINK SO????

 

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OOP THERE HE GOES????

 

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HOW IS HE FLYING UP THERE??

 

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HE’S NOT?????

 

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THEN HOW?????

 

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HE’S WEBBING UP THERE????

 

Eye Patch Guy

Hill????

 

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I’M GOING????

 

Tетя паук

WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS WITH QUESTION MARKS??????

 

French Fri

DON’T QUESTION IT?????

 

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IT’S HOW WE ROLL???

 

Eye Patch Guy

Seems Spider-Man took care of the alien duck alright by getting it to Shield.

 

Tетя паук

DUDE YOU RUINED OUR QUESTION MARK GAME

 

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WAIT HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT SPIDER-MAN HANDLED IT??? ARE YOU WATCHING HIM TOO???

 

Tетя паук

And the game is back :D

 

French Fri

But–But… you just ruined it.

*face palm smack*

And I am, Kid.

I am always watching.

 

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Did you see the holy duck too then??

 

French Fri

Yes.

 

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I love the holy duck ^-^

 

Eye Patch Guy

Now that that is out of the way, why did you take pictures of an alien duck instead of running?

Also what are you doing in Central Park at two in the morning? How did you even get in?

 

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Don’t ask questions.

 

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Go to bed.

 

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I am not sweepy.

Sweep is for the weak.

D u c k s  a r e  f o r  t h e  s t r o n k .

 

Tетя паук

I prefer reindeer but eat what you want ig

 

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NO

NO EATING THE MAJESTIC BEINGS THAT ARE DUCKS

THEY ARE SUPERIOR

THEY DESERVE TO EAT YOUUU

 

Tетя паук

Ok

 

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Oh whoa I just realized I actually had like a full conversation with you guys :0

 

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Yeah? And?

 

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Usually you guys don’t talk all that much but everyone else are like superrr chatty

Even though they all said they didn’t want a group chat

Ha 

Proven wrong

I win

Kid: 1, Everyone else: 0

 

French Fri

Screenshotted.

 

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Wha

 

Tетя паук

YOU ARE A KID

HA

 

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NO WAIT

MANLY MAN

I AM A MAN

 

X Marks the Hill

Mhmm sure.

And about the earlier topic, the others are on a work trip right now. They won’t reply for a while.

I assume your friends are asleep?

 

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Yeah

They are not avid duck followers like I

They do not understand the ways of the duck

WAIT 

MY BRAIN JUST REGISTERED

YOU EAT REINDEER?!!?!?!?

 

Tетя паук

;)

Ducks are for the stronk.

But sleep is for the stronker.

 

French Fri

Go to sleep.

 

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You really should sleep.

 

Eye Patch Guy

Go sleep >;(

 

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( ̄^ ̄)ゞ

Aye aye, Ma’ams and sir.

 

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Ey wait, you used an emoticon, EPG!

I’m so proud

*wipes away proud tear*

 

Tетя паук

Don’t cry with pride

He isn’t worth it  

(︶-︶)

 

French Fri

Burn.

Nice one.

( ˘▽˘)っヘ( ̄ω ̄ヘ)         (ɵ̥̥∧ɵ̥̥๑)

me^                You^           ^EPG

 

Eye Patch Guy

…..I feel offended.

 

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L

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