Chaos Once Again (What Else Did You Expect)
The 1 With All The Weirdos
Anonymous Kid
Guys?
Hello?
Answer?
I’m borrrreeedddddd
Wanna play t or d?
Birb 1
Sure
Anonymous Kid
Oh so now you reply
Birb 1
IT’S TRUTH OR DARE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME
Lord of the Beans
Sorry Kid, we were on a work trip
Anonymous Kid
Not a kid
And is that why you haven’t replied for three days?
Captain Language
Yup
Just went on a trip to a place with no cellular
Anonymous Kid
Oh.
Why?
Not having cellular sucks.
Who would make you go to live with that torture for three days!
EPG
That would be me
X Marks the Hill
It was an important trip
Green Thumb
At least no one got shot this time
Anonymous Kid
What
Da Queen
….
WGW
Inside joke!
Da Queen
Ah
Anonymous Kid
Oh okay
Captain Language
Don’t worry
We’re all fine
SRS
What the heck happened
X Marks the Hill
Secret work stuff
Can’t tell you
SRS
Rude
SRL
Says you, сестра
SRS
Rude times 2
Snowfield
Just a warning, we’re all sleep deprived
SRS
I’m not
Birb 2
You weren’t on the trip
SRS
And I am very glad about that
I would hate being stuck with you idiots for three days
WGW
Fair
Birb 1
Sooooo
Truth or dare?
Birb 2
I’ll start!
Anonymous Kid
Wait
Same rules as last time?
SRS
Ew
Rules
Captain Language
They’re important rules
SRL
Follow them.
SRS
*sighhhhhhhhhh*
Fine
Wameownda Furevah
What are these rules?
French Fri
1) No asking super personal questions
2) You don’t have to answer or do the dare if you don’t want to
3) No dares that involve hurting people or property
Lady of the Beans
Questions?
Wameownda Furevah
No.
Da Queen
Nope
SRS
Nah
Birb 2
Okay now that’s out of the way!
I’ll go first!
SRS
HOW DO I NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU?!?!?!
SRS
Because you’re an oblivious idiot.
X Marks the Hill
She answered truthfully
Snowfield
And correctly
Birb 2
Rude
SRS
You didn’t ask me truth or dare
I could have said whatever I wanted to and it still would have been right
Birb 1
Wow
He’s more of an idiot than we thought!
Birb 2
Says you
Lord of the Beans
By truth or dare laws, SRS goes next
SRS
Nice
SRL
Truth or dare
SRL
Dare
SRS
Dare you to let me bring Fanny over so you can meet her
SRL
Whatever
SRS
Yay :D
SRL
B1
Truth or dare
Birb 1
Dare
SRL
I dare you to stay out of the vents for a week
Anonymous Kid
No fair!
We won’t be able to see the results of this dare!
Birb 1
There will be nothing to see
Snowfield
He’s going to fail
X Marks the Hill
I’ll bet 100 bucks on that
EPG
I’ll do 200
Birb 1
You’re on
Hill
T or D
X Marks the Hill
Truth
Birb 1
Any crushes?
Anonymous Kid
What is up with you and asking that question
Birb 1
It is the question that brings drama
WGW
Fair
X Marks the Hill
Yes
EPG
Really?
Birb 2
Whoa
SRL
Hm
Birb 1
Who?
X Marks the Hill
That wasn’t a part of the original question
I don’t need to answer that
Birb 1
Dang
She’s right
Lady of the Beans
Your turn Hill
X Marks the Hill
WGW
Truth or dare
WGW
Truth
X Marks the Hill
Since you can do the thing, do you know everyone’s crushes?
I Am Not Your Father
What thing?
WGW
Yes
I do
X Marks the Hill
Ah shoot
WGW
I ship
X Marks the Hill
^\\\\^
Birb 1
TELL US
Lord of the Beans
YES
I NEED TO KNOW HILL AND SRL’S CRUSH
SRL’S BEEN AVOIDING MY QUESTIONS FOR MONTHS
AND HILL IS HILL SO I MUST KNOW
SRL
>:|
Lord of the Beans
DOES EPG HAVE ANY CRUSHES?!?!?
DOES CAP?!?!
WGW
I’m not telling
Birb 1
Rude
Snowfield
Smart
Lady of the Beans
Good idea
Anonymous Kid
Your turn, WGW!
WGW
Snow
Truth or dare?
Snowfield
Truth
WGW
Who taught you how to cook?
Snowfield
Self taught
Anonymous Kid
Cool!
SRL
самообучение это сложно
SRS
Is she sleep deprived?
SRL
Нет >:(
Snowfield
I told you we were all sleep deprived
SRL
мне не нужен сон
Сон для слабаков
Lord of the Beans
Fri?
Help please?
French Fri
“I don’t need sleep
Sleep is for dweebs”
Lady of the Beans
But it’s important, SRL
SRL
и для слабых
French Fri
“And for dweebs”
Snowfield
…moving on
Anonymous
Truth or dare
Anonymous Kid
Dare
Snowfield
I dare you to do a flip
Anonymous Kid
Any flip?
Snowfield
Yes
Lady of the Beans
Isn’t that dangerous?
Lord of the Beans
He’ll be fine
Anonymous Kid
Did it
:D
Green Thumb
Wait
How do we know you actually did the flip when we can’t see you?
Anonymous Kid
Trust my honesty?
Birb 1
And how do we know if we can do that, huh?!
I Am Not Your Father
Anonymous never lies
Da Queen
He lies about the whole thwip thwip thing
I Am Not Your Father
Oh right
Anonymous only tells one lie that expands into a web of lies
And most of them are huge
Anonymous Kid
Not helpful
But also nice one on the spider pun
I Am Not Your Father
Thanks
Anonymous Kid
Fri
Truth or dare?
French Fri
Truth
Anonymous Kid
Hm
What’s one thing about LoB that I might not know yet?
Lord of the Beans
Hey wait!
That isn’t fair!
Don’t answer that, Fri!
French Fri
He’s Tony Snark
WGW
UGH
Anonymous Kid
I already knew that!
Lord of the Beans
….
Birb 2
What
Anonymous Kid
Yeah!
MS, Fri, and I were messing around and calling him Tony Snark, remember?
Lord of the Beans
Rightttttt
French Fri
:)
SRS
Wow
You are all so bad at keeping secrets
WGW
I try, okay
They just don’t seem to know that secrets are supposed to be KEPT A SECRET
Birb 1
True
Lady of the Beans
Fri
Your turn
French Fri
Lady.
Truth or dare?
Lady of the Beans
Dare
French Fri
I dare you to wear crazy or silly earrings to your next meeting.
Lady of the Beans
But my next meeting is with-
French Fri
Exactly. :D
Lord of the Beans
You are way more evil than I intended you to be when I created you
Lady of the Beans
Fine
Sadness
Truth or dare?
Sadness :(
Dare
Lady of the Beans
Make LoB clean up his next mess by himself
Lord of the Beans
WhAT
Sadness :(
Okay
Lord of the Beans
Can’t make me do it :)
Sadness :(
LoB
Truth or dare?
Lord of the Beans
Dare
Sadness :(
Clean up your next mess on your own
Lord of the Beans
Ah shoot
SRL
Ha
вы вошли в тот
French Fri
“You walked into that one”
Lord of the Beans
I can neither deny nor accept the fact
Anonymous Kid
You called it a fact though
Lord of the Beans
Shhhh
EPG
Truth or dare?
EPG
Dare
Lord of the Beans
Clean up my mess for me
EPG
….
Anonymous Kid
Wow
You are really determined
X Marks the Hill
You can’t do that, LoB
Lord of the Beans
What
X Marks the Hill
It would cancel out your dare, therefore making you lose.
Lord of the Beans
Dang it
EPG
That was your turn
Lord of the Beans
No wait
EPG
Birb 1
Truth or dare
Birb 1
Truth
EPG
Did you eat the last snickerdoodle in the HC
Anonymous Kid
HC?
Birb 1
Nooooo
I would neverrrrr
How dare you suggest such a thing!
X Marks the Hill
He did it :|
SRL
Это печенье было моим.
French Fri
“That cookie was mine.”
Birb 1
........ヘ（。□°）ヘ
SRS
Yeah, you better run
SRL
(ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■
(⌐■-■)
..........ヘ (⌐■-■) ヘ
SRS
Go сестра!
Woooo!
Birb 1
ε=ε=ε=┏(゜ロ゜;)┛
DON’T CHEER FOR MY MURDER
Lord of the Beans
Yayyyy!
B1’s murder!!!!
Birb 2
I’ll be Birb 1 if he dies!
Go SRL!
Birb 1
RUDE
SRL
:)
Birb 1
I’m running again
Snowfield
Truth or dare, Birb 1
Birb 1
Do YoU WanT mE To DiE?!?!?!
Snowfield
Yes
Birb 1
Ughhhh
Kid, truth or dare
Anonymous Kid
I’m not a kid
Dare
(Also please don’t die)
SRS
He’s gonna die
Birb 1
I dare you to text your boss
Anonymous Kid
Any suggestions for what I should say?
Birb 1
You should say “hi my n-skdlfaj;dklfjalksdhfakldjsfeoiwjrhbgvgyiuhoapf;ju3278up94oi;uhlbjadf
Anonymous Kid
….what
Green Thumb
He got caught
Anonymous Kid
Oh
Snowfield
Guess he was as slow as you are, B2
Birb 2
>:(
Captain Language
No fighting
Birb 2
Too late
Snowfield
You’re on
Anonymous Kid
……
Lord of the Beans
They’re fighting.
Anonymous Kid
……
French Fri
They are having a Mario Kart tournament.
SRS
Are you going to do the dare, Kid?
Anonymous Kid
Oh right!
Also, I’m not a kid
Mentor and Mentee
Mentee
Mr. Stark?
Mentor
Just Tony is fine, Peter
Whatcha need?
Mentee
Do I have to work the weekend?
Mentor
Hold on, let me check your hours
Mentee
Okay!
Mentor
Nope!
Should be good on the weekend!
Mentee
Okay! Thank you!
Mentor
Have a good weekend, Peter
Mentee
You too, Mr. Stark!
Mentor
Just Tony, Mr. Peter!
The Chat We Finally Got
Vent Golem
Soooo
Behind You
Dang it
You’re alive
Vent Golem
Rude
Glitter Arm
Let it be known
I beat Sam
Behind You
Only because I was texting
Glitter Arm
Mhmmm sure
Vent Golem
TONY
The Dumb Genius
WHAT
Vent Golem
DID THE KID TEXT YOU?
The Dumb Genius
MAYBE
Behind You
Maybe?
Glitter Arm
How do you not know if the kid texted or not
The Dumb Genius
Wellll
Fri
Tony was texted by fifteen interns in the past hour.
The Dumb Genius
Fifteen?
Red Magician
Which one were the new ones?
The Dumb Genius
Uhhh
Fri
Ten of the fifteen were new interns.
Red Magician
At least it’s narrowed down to ten now?
On Your Left
Did any of them say hi my n-skdlfaj;dklfjalksdhfakldjsfeoiwjrhbgvgyiuhoapf;ju3278up94oi;uhlbjadf
The Dumb Genius
Nope
They were all asking about this weekend
Vent Golem
Dang it
No Touchy
hA
The kid is BEtter at keeping SeCrets then we Are
The Dumb Genius
I’m proud
Red Magician
It’s not something to be proud of
You all set the bar really low
On Your Left
Wanda has a point
Boss Lady
We should not be proud of being bad at keeping secrets
Red Magician
THANK YOU
No Touchy
Be prOud of My KId >:(
Boss Lady
We are
We’re just not proud of our own skills
This Ain’t My First Rodeo
You should in no way be proud
Behind You
Rude
Glitter Arm
Fair
The Dumb Genius
So then, shall we being plotting our next plan to find the kid
Vent Golem
Yes
Behind You
Yes
Boss Lady
No
No Touchy
nO >:(
Hate to do this as an author's note, but I should clear something up lol. Peter does not have Tony's personal number, and he's not Tony's personal Intern. He has Tony's work number that he gives to all the interns.
Also, Peter made it so that Tony couldn't see the chat name and the nicknames he gave them both.
Would have tried to give this info in the book but I couldn't find a good way D: