Tony FREAKING Stark
The Family With 1 Working Braincell
Lord of the Beans
And that’s why I wasn’t at the meeting
EPG
I don’t believe a word of it
Lord of the Beans
It’s the truth!!!
Someone vouch for me!
Birb 2
We can’t
Snowfield
It’s so unbelievable
Lady of the Beans
Man eating pancakes?
Really Hon?
Captain Language
And a giant octosquid?
Birb 1
You saved a cat?
Lord of the Beans
Yes!
Really!
SRL was there!
Tell them!
EPG
Oh?
SRL is he telling the truth?
Мама паук
We’re out of yogurt.
Lord of the Beans
Ughhhhh
EPG
Since you’re obviously lying if you don’t show up to the next meeting I’m going to let Goose loose in your house
Lord of the Beans
Thanks a lot SRL
Мама паук
Someone broke my second best knife
Captain Language
It was me
Sorry about that
I can get you a new one!
Birb 2
You messed up
Snowfield
Good luck
Мама паук
Whatever
Just don’t do it again
Where’s my kid?
Birb 1
….wut?
Lord of the Beans
???
Lady of the Beans
Huh
French Fri
Dang it.
I wanted to film him being beaten up.
WGW
Where is the kid?
Snowfield
He should be here
We’ve been talking on here for almost two hours
Lord of the Beans
Hold on
I gtg for a bit
Birb 2
Why?
Birb 1
Anything important that I can prank?
Lady of the Beans
He’s meeting the interns today
Snowfield
Have fun
Мама паук
Who ate the last snickerdoodle?
Lady of the Beans
Someone did that?
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
WE HAD SNICKERDOODLE’S?
WGW
Not me
I prefer oreos
Birb 2
I’ve been at my sister’s all day
Snowfield
I prefer plums
Captain Langauge
You claimed it so I didn’t eat it
Мама паук
Who
Did
It
Fri?
French Fri
B1
Birb 1
Traitor!
Мама паук
….
Birb 1
I regret nothing!
WGW
Oh boy
Lady of the Beans
No murdering or being murdered in the house!
Captain Language
She might not follow that rule
Lady of the Beans
*sighs* I know
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
Danger
EPG
We know
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
Oh I’m sorry for trying to save your lives
Birb 1
SRL!
Get out of my vents!
Мама паук
No
Lady of the Beans
Don’t break anything!
Captain Language
Don’t permanently injure each other!
Birb 2
Are we absolutely positive they’re best friends?
Snowfield
Yes
WGW
Don’t all best friends fight?
Green Thumb
Why did SRL and B1 just fall out of the vents before SRL chased B1 out of my office with a knife screaming “VENGEANCE FOR THE SNICKERDOODLES!” really loudly?
Birb 2
B1 ate the last snickerdoodle
Green Thumb
Ah
That would do it
French Fri
They just broke the coffee machine
Lord of the Beans
Please tell me they broke the one that makes bad coffee
French Fri
They did not
It was the good one
Lord of the Beans
HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!
French Fri
B1 was using it as a shield
SRL threw a knife at him
Lady of the Beans
Interns LoB!
Interns!
I’ll deal with the coffee machine!
Lord of the Beans
Fine.
A While Later
French Fri
Now what do you say?
Birb 1
Sorry
Мама паук
Sorry
Lady of the Beans
Good
Now Fri is it all cleaned up?
French Fri
Yup
Lord of the Beans
Now I have to get a new coffee machine
Again >:,(
Мама паук
Oh boo hoo
Captain Language
Honestly I’m surprised they didn’t break more
Snowfield
Same
WGW
Yeah
Ребенок паук
So I was at my internship and I met THE Tony FREAKING Stark
Мама паук
You met Tony Snark?
Captain Language
Tony Snark, huh?
Birb 2
Such an honor it must have been to meet Tony Snark
Snowfield
Wowwww Tony Snark
WGW
Must have been cool
Birb 1
To meet Tony Snark?
Lady of the Beans
That is such an accurate nickname
Lord of the Beans
You guys are so mean….
Ребенок паук
It was AMAZING!
He shook my hand and welcomed me to SI!
And then later Black Widow and Hawkeye fell out of the ceiling in front of us!
And BW pinned HE down until he begged for mercy!
Then BW said he would get mercy when the snickerdoodles do!
:D
Birb 1
….
WGW
They did, huh?
Ребенок паук
Yup!
Birb 2
XD
Snowfield
And this happened in front of a whole bunch of kids?
Ребенок паук
Highschoolers, not kids
But yes
Birb 2
That’s AMAZING!
Captain Language
Wow
Great job SRL!
Ребенок паук
For what?
Мама паук
Nothing much
Lord of the Beans
She broke the coffee machine >:/
Мама паук
Oh boo hoo
You can just use the other one
Lord of the Beans
I am not using that ABOMINATION!
How DARE you even suggest such a thing!
Why do you guys force me to tolerate it even being in the same building as me
It taints my soul
It has ONE job
And it FAILS
It deserves to die
Not the one you killed!
D:
EPG
If I have coffee at the next meeting will you come?
Lord of the Beans
Is it good coffee?
EPG
Yes
Lord of the Beans
Mhmmmm
Who’s making it?
EPG
Lady
Lord of the Beans
Sold!
Lady of the Beans
Did you just sell my coffee making skills without asking me?
EPG
Yes
Lady of the Beans
I don’t even like coffee!
Why would I make it for you!
EPG
Because
You’re the best at it
Lord of the Beans
Pweeeaaaassseee?
Lady of the Beans
*sighs*
Fineeeeee
Ребенок паук
I GOTTA GO TELL MY FRIENDS ABOUT THE INTERNSHIP!
Мама паук
Bye Ребенок
Captain Language
We’re happy for you Kid!
Lady of the Beans
See you later!
WGW
Bye!
French Fri
Goodbye!
Ребенок паук
Bye!