Family... haven't heard that in a long time
Birb 1
Guys!
Help!
Green Thumb
With what?
Snowfield
No
Birb 1
I’m annoyed at SRL and she’s annoyed at me, so I took out my hearing aides
Anonymous Kid
Wait, you’re deaf?
That’s awesome!
Birb 1
Yeah, anyway, SRL apparently learned ASL and she’s just signing her annoyance at me!
Anonymous Kid
Which is really hard to ignore because it’s lots of movement
Birb 1
Exactly!
Birb 2
Have fun with that
Snowfield
You’re dead
WGW
Definitely
SRL
There’s nowhere to hide Birb 1
There’s no point in trying
Anonymous Kid
What did you even do?
Captain Language
Whatever you do, don’t try to face her
Green Thumb
It wouldn’t be a smart move
Lady of the Beans
I wouldn’t be able to stop her
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
DON’T BE DUMB BIRB 1
Birb 1
I’M TRYING NOT TO BE!
Lord of the Beans
Well try harder
Birb 2
Quick!
Follow these rules!
Rules to deal with SRLs:
- Don’t look her in the eyes
- No sudden movements
- Try to make yourself seem bigger
- If that doesn’t work, play dead
Anonymous Kid
Aren’t those the rules for a wild animal?
Birb 2
Exactly.
SRL
BIRB 1
Where is it!
Birb 1
Nowhere
Why would I know where it is
I don't know
Nowhere
Bye SRL
SRL
BIRB 1!!!!
Don’t deny knowing where it is!
Birb 1
I’M DENYING IT!
SRL
Well stop, it’s making you look more stupid then you already did
Birb 1
YOU’RE STUPID!
Birb 2
She’s gonna kill you now
Snowfield
Idiot
Anonymous Kid
Are you sure you guys aren’t related?
You all seem like one big chaotic family
SRL
Family huh?
Snowfield
Haven’t heard that in a while
Lord of the Beans
What makes you say that Kid?
Anonymous Kid
Well it’s sort of like you’re all siblings
Lady of the Beans
You have a point Kid
Sometimes I do feel like the oldest sibling
The only responsible one in the group
WGW
I don’t have any other family then you guys
Anonymous Kid
Really?
WGW
Yeah
Anonymous Kid
I’m sorry
WGW
Don’t be
There’s nothing anyone can do about it
SRL
Never knew my real family
Birb 1
I know mine
But I don’t get to see them as much as I would like to
Birb 2
^
Captain Language
My family is gone
So is Snowfield’s
Snowfield
Yeah
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
BAD RELATIONSHIPS
Green Thumb
Don’t really have one
Lord of the Beans
Orphan
What about you Kid?
Anonymous Kid
Oh
WGW
What’s wrong?
Anonymous Kid
Just…
I haven’t really had the best luck with family
Lady of the Beans
You don’t have to tell us if you don’t want to
SRL
Yeah Kid
Anonymous Kid
No…
I will
My parents died when I was young, I don’t really remember much about them
I was adopted by my aunt and uncle, who are the most amazing people in the world!
My uncle was shot two years ago, and passed away
Now it’s just me and my aunt, who is my favorite person in the whole world! And I love her so much!
But sometimes it’s hard to not miss him
Lord of the Beans
I’m so sorry Kid
Birb 2
That’s rough, Buddy
Lady of the Beans
It’s okay to miss him, just remember that you’re not alone
Lots of people in your life care about you, and you need to focus on them as well
Anonymous Kid
Yeah
WGW
Are you okay?
Anonymous Kid
I don’t really know
Lord of the Beans
We can be your family!
Anonymous Kid
But you don’t even know who I am
Lord of the Beans
Eh? Eh?
Anonymous Kid
I am not telling you who I am
Lord of the Beans
Dang it
SRL
How about an online family?
I mean if you want that
Anonymous Kid
That would be…
Nice
Birb 2
Fam it is then!
Birb 1
Group hug!
Lord of the Beans
*sigh* for the kid
Anonymous Kid
Yay!
Captain Language
Hug!
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
FAMILY HUG!
Green Thumb
Okay
Snowfield
No
SRL
Absolutely not
WGW
*pulls both of them in*
Snowfield
Fine
SRL
Just this once
Lady of the Beans
*hugs*
Anonymous Kid
Thanks guys
You’re the best
Birb 1
I know
*flips hair dramatically*
Birb 2
You don’t even have long hair
Birb 1
Shhhh!
He doesn’t know that!
Anonymous Kid
I do now
:>
Birb 1
Dang it Birb 2!
Birb 2
:P
SRL
Don’t think I haven’t forgotten what you did Birb 1
I’m going to annoy you into submission
Birb 1
Well crap