Chaos is the Only Way to Play
Anonymous Kid
I’m bored
Lord of the Beans
Wanna do Minecraft?
Birb 2
You play Minecraft?
Lord of the Beans
Yeah so?
Birb 2
I just didn’t think that was possible
Anonymous Kid
He’s actually getting better at it
Birb 1
Oh cool
Anonymous Kid
Wait
Guyssss?
Birb 1
What?
Lord of the Beans
Yeah kid?
Birb 2
Yes?
Anonymous Kid
Do you all want to join?
Birb 2
Ok
Birb 1
YES!
SRL
Hi
Anonymous Kid
Oh hey SRL! :)
Wanna play MC with us?
SRL
Sure
Anonymous Kid
Yay! :D
Ok
I’ll make a new world
On the Minecraft Server
CtrlZmyFriend joined the game.
BirbKING joined the game.
ScarySquirrel joined the game.
BirbBRO joined the game.
CtrlZmyFriend was killed by BirbBRO
<CtrlZmyFriend> Why’d you just kill me?! It’s literally been less than five minutes!!!
<BirbBRO> I needed wood
<CtrlZmyFriend> So why’d you kill ME?
<BirbBRO> You had wood on you and I didn’t want to chop down trees
<CtrlZmyFriend> Only like ten blocks! Why you ask? CUZ IT’S ONLY BEEN FIVE MINUTES!!!
<Cinnamonboi> I guess that’s one way to do it
<BirbKING> I’ll get your wood back
BirbBRO was killed by BirbKING
<BirbBRO> You killed me!
<BirbKING> That was pathetically easy. I got the wood back tho
<BirbKING> Here LoB
<CtrlZmyFriend> Thanks
CtrlZmyFriend was killed by BirbKING
<BirbKING> Psych! Now your stuff is mine!
<BirbBRO> Dethrone the king!
BirbKING was killed by BirbBRO
BirbBRO was killed by CtrlZmyFriend
<Cinnamonboi> And now you’re all killing each other…
<Cinnamonboi> Welp
<Cinnamonboi> I’m gonna go live in a cave now
<BirbBRO> Wait!
<BirbBRO> I’m coming too!
<Cinnamonboi> No! The whole point was for me to live alone!!!
<CtrlZmyFriend> Too bad, Kid
Half an hour later
<BirbKING> Enderman!
<BirbKING> Enderman!
<BirbKING> ENDERMAN!
BirbKING was killed by an enderman
<BirbBRO> Ha! Now I’ll just swoop in and take all your stuff
<BirbBRO> No wait! It’s still mad!
BirbBRO was killed by an enderman
<CtrlZmyFriend> You led him to me!
CtrlZmyFriend was killed by the same enderman
<Cinnamonboi> Ha!
<Cinnamonboi> That’s why I live alone in my cave
Cinnamonboi was killed by a zombie while he was typing
<Cinnamonboi> …
<BirbKING> You were saying?
<Cinnamonboi> Shut up
<BirbBRO> I’m going back for all of our stuff
<CtrlZmyFriend> Go ahead, it’s your death
<BirbKING> ^
BirbBRO was killed by… yup the enderman
<BirbBRO> NOT GIVING UP!
BirbBRO was killed by that same enderman again
BirbBRO was killed by the SAME FrEaKiNg ENDERMAN!
BirbBRO was killed by again, the enderman. He should just give up
<BirbKING> Just give up.
<BirbKING> You’re obviously worse at MC than a freaking enderman.
<BirbBRO> Ugh! Fine!
<Cinnamonboi> Jeez that was one mad enderman
<CtrlZmyFriend> Agh! I looked at him again!
<BirbBRO> RUN!
<CtrlZmyFriend> I AM!
CtrlZmyFriend was killed by an enderman because he can’t run fast
<CtrlZmyFriend> *sigh*
<Cinnamonboi> It’s both pathetic and hilarious to see you guys fail so utterly at playing MC.
A bit over an hour later
<BirbKING> Where’s SRL at?
<BirbBRO> Idk
<CtrlZmyFriend> She sort of just vanished
<ScarySquirrel> I’m still here
<CtrlZmyFriend> Where?
<ScarySquirrel> Right behind you
<CtrlZmyFriend> Agh! How’d you get there without me noticing!?
<ScarySquirrel> It was easy
<BirbKING> Where have you been?
<ScarySquirrel> Mountain to your left
<BirbKING> Is that a CASTLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
<BirbBRO> Woahhhhh
<CtrlZmyFriend> Ha Kid, it looks like she’s better at MC than you
<Cinnamonboi> Actually…
<ScarySquirrel> We secretly teamed up while you were all fighting and we built this huge castle and a labyrinth underneath
<BirbBRO> :O
<BirbKING> Can I go inside?
<ScarySquirrel> No and if you try I’ll kill you
<BirbKING> How? You’re down there and I’m already almost to the castle
<BirbKING> Agh! How’d you get up there?!
<ScarySquirrel> Enderpearl
<Cinnomenboi> Now prepare to DIE!
<BirbBRO> How do you already have diamond armor?!
<ScarySquirrel> I mined идиот [Moron]
<BirbKING> Rude.
<BirbKING> AGH! NO! I’m sorry!
BirbKING was killed by ScarySquirrel
<Cinnamonboi> Hehehe
<BirbKING> Stop laughing at me! D:
<Cinnamonboi> Ow! Stop punching me with your fists!
<BirbKING> I WILL KILL YOU AND TAKE ALL YOUR STUFF!
<CtrlZmyFriend> Gotta admire the determination
<BirbBRO> Even if it’s misplaced
Cinnamonboi was killed by BirbKING
<BirbKING> Ha ha HA!
<Cinnomenboi> Webs
<BirbBRO> That was a little pathetic
<ScarySquirrel> Yeah
<Cinnomenboi> Rude
<BirbKING> Are you gonna kill him?
<ScarySquirrel> No
<BirbKING> What?! Why?! You killed me when I called you rude!
<Cinnomenboi> So?
<BirbKING> Why?
<ScarySquirrel> You’re you
<BirbBRO> Did you even have to ask?
<BirbKING> So you all agree with this?
<CtrlZmyFriend> Yup
<ScarySquirrel> Definitely
<Cinnamonboi> Yeah
<BirbBRO> Yes
<BirbKING> DDDDDDDD:
CtrlZmyFriend tried to swim in water
<Cinnamonboi> You drowned?! XD
<ScarySquirrel> That’s worse than the Kid’s death
<BirbKING> Ha! Who’s stupid now?
<BirbBRO> Still you
Sudden death has been activated on the server. Hide if you value your lives.
<BirbKING> WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?
<ScarySquirrel> Hey look, an ender dragon.
<Cinnamonboi> RUN!!!!
<BirbBRO> MOBS EVERYWHERE!!!
<CtrlZmyFriend> Hacking skillz ACTIVATE!┗|｀O′|┛
<CtrlZmyFriend> MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >:DDDDD