The dumbest things they've done
(The dumbest thing they’ve done)
Miles:
• He believed you when you pulled the ‘amnesia’ prank on him
• He calls it the lowest point in his life
• You were bored so you thought it’d be funny to act as if you’d lost your memory
• He was literally reminding you of every single thing you two had ever done together
• EVERY SINGLE THING
• He even grabbed photos he’d taken of each event to collaborate his story
• He would’ve gone on for hours if you’d let him
• You were trying hard not to laugh that day
• Honestly the aftermath was the worst part
• You spent nearly ten minutes trying to convince him the prank was just a prank
• And he still didn’t believe you
• Even though you ‘remembered’ his name and everything
Pav:
• When he first got his powers, he thought he should eat insects and things
• Because obviously he’s a spider and that’s what spiders eat
• He found a few worms in his back garden (even though spiders don’t eat worms might I add) and ate them
• I think you can guess what happened next
• There was puke everywhere
• What made it worse was that he recorded the whole thing on his phone
• He labelled the video ‘Evidence of my greatest’ in his phone
• He showed it to you one time when you were both drunk
• It’s now indented in your memory forever
Gwen:
• She sneezed one time and ended up headbutting you in the face
• Like her whole head just smashed into yours
• Your nose continued to bleed for nearly 30 minutes
• At the sight of the blood though, boy did she puke
• You were then covered in two sticky, gross liquids
• A visit to the doctor’s office later and you were back at home with an ice pack against you face
• She constantly apologises for puking on you still to this day
Hobie:
• He talked to you when he was still in his suit
• He even called you by the nickname he made for you
• You happened to have caught him when he was coming back from a mission
• And you massively freaked out
• Like, spider-man was climbing through your FLIPPING window
• Who wouldn’t freak out?
• He tried his best to get you to be quiet, but was extremely unsuccessful
• “Can you please stop screaming, love?”
• “Love?”
• “SHIT”
• And that how you found out Hobie Brown was spider-man