Clint was furious; he had been stuck in this random country for ages now. He was not allowed outside, apparently the Wakandan people didn't like them. The feeling was mutual – Clint hated people who relied on technology, from Stark to Lang to King T'Challa and Wakanda. But he was an agent at heart, and this place was the only safe house left since Stark and his friends high-up had ousted them, the true heroes. However, what really angered him was watching Laura create a drama about him – an Avenger abandoning his kids on live TV, announcing a divorce and plans to gain full custody of the children. He knew the bitch was doing for attention. She would be sucking his dick when he back begging for forgiveness.
His anger and resentment only grew when Thor returned with Loki, and Tony managed to get Loki pardoned. It was in this moment that Clint realized Tony wasn't siding with the accords for the greater good or the world; he was doing it to get poor, sweet Wanda, who was like a daughter to him, out of the country. Tony couldn't bear the fact that she was a living reminder of his dark past. Tony even pardoned the evil fucker Loki, who had manipulated Clint's mind in an act of revenge – Clint was certain of it. Tony allowed the man who had messed with Clint's mind to get away with it, all in retaliation for Clint allowed the girl who Tony claimed had manipulated his mind into the avengers. Clint knew Tony was shifting the responsibility of Ultron onto poor sweet wanda.
Even if he had fully accepted responsibility in court. Even if Tony didn't mention a word about Bruce's involvement. Clint believed Tony was trying to blame wanda. It took a lot, but Steve and Clint managed to threaten the billionaire – they warned him not to bring up Wanda supposedly controlling Tony’s head or her Hydra past in the trial, or they would resort to actions that would make Hydra appear saintly in comparison. Tony eventually relented; the billionaire was a coward, just as Clint had thought. The suit and he could not go against them.
Turning on the TV, Clint joined the rest of Team Cap. Wanda was crying, having seen footage of Vision dating a woman named Agatha Harkness in the past month. She couldn't bear to witness the sight of him being publicly affectionate with her, especially since Agatha had condemned her. Clint couldn't contain his rage any longer as saw the latest news. "How dare Stark release footage showing Wanda as the cause of Ultron of mind controlling him and her Hydra connections!" He roared, grabbing objects and hurling them with the fury of a raging gorilla. He shattered the TV, the windows, a vase, and several other antiques. The Dora Milaje charged in, restraining Clint and relentlessly beating him until he fell unconscious. Wanda was in tears; her secrets were exposed. Clint believed Tony should take responsibility even if Wanda made enticed him to make Ultron after all he was the one who blew up her house which lead to all this.
"Stop! He was angry!" Natasha yelled, running to intervene.
"Dora Milaje, I, Steve Rogers, Captain America, demand that you cease and take Clint to be healed. Your king will be informed of this," Steve said in his holier-than-thou tone. The Dora Milaje gave him a glare, as if they believed the king would listen and punish them for these colonizers. But they were mistaken ; Okoye was later dismissed from her position as head of the Dora Milaje. It seemed T'Challa had become Steve Rogers' bitch and bank account. Wakanda's growing discontent with T'Challa was culminating in talks of a rebellion, one that would support Princess Shuri's claim to the throne and result in T'Challa's being cast off the Wakandan cliff as an offering to the goddess Bast, an attempt to absolve the sins he had committed. When Clint found out, he couldn't help but laugh. The bitch who had ordered him to be beaten had been fired. She had lost her power. That's what happens when one messes with him, Clint the Hawkeye, the most important Avenger.
A few months had passed, and Queen Shuri arrived, looking at them with disgust. Clint remembered how the Wakandans rebelled, removing T’Challa from the throne, and now they were in cells. Wanda had it worse; Wakandans who had lost families due to Lagos and even Nigerians were allowed to come and beat her to near death when the world found out. Thanks to Shuri arresting them after taking the throne and informing the U.N., the world forgave Wakanda for it’s crimes of harboring them as they watched Shuri execute T’Challa for aiding Clint's team. Clint also watched as both Shuri and Okoye brought a tied-up T’Challa and pushed him off the highest Wakandan mountain after neutralizing the effects of the heart-shaped herb. *(just like natasha in endgame sorry i meant splatasha jumpoff a cliff)
They saw Tony was present during the execution along with his faction the new avengers as he talked with Shuri. The two were discussing some deals involving Stark Industries and Wakanda, something Clint's mind could not comprehend. These nerds always overcomplicated things. Clint was muscle; he was born to kill, not to think. Anyway, Clint was looking at Shuri, he was bound and full of hatred.
“Hello, criminals. You're lucky the world has given you a chance to be heroes as long as you help fight Thanos. Well, not heroes per se, but have any of you watched the movie 'Suicide Squad'?” Shuri asked.
Everyone shook their heads; they didn't waste time on movies and entertainment. Clint also beat the living shit out of his kids when they engaged in unproductive activities like playing games, watching TV, or using technology. He forced them to complete his archery course or they wouldn't eat for the next 24 hours and would spend the day running laps. His kids weren't going to become like Stark. If he ever heard them getting involved with anything related to computers, other than coding, he would beat them. Wanda was an exception, of course; she had a troubled past thanks to Stark and deserved happiness, so he let her watch TV and use tech for recreational purposes.
“Well, the Accords Council agreed to put bombs in your bodies and force you to fight. Well, we know you would have fought anyway due to your hero complex, but since we know you won't obey Colonel Rhodes or Carol Danvers, I myself suggested we implant Wakandan nano bombs and shock collars that will kill or shock you if you disagree with their orders depending on the offense, make trouble, or do anything they dislike. Oh, yeah, Ms. Maximoff, By the way Doctor Strange here,” Shuri said, referring to the man in a cape that reminded Tony of Stark.
“Is here to control your magic. You can only use it when Doctor Strange allows it and on people he approves. Because you're nothing but weapons for the Accords Council,” Shuri continued, causing Clint and the others to gasp.
“I knew it,” Steve said.
“No, Mr. Rogers, you're the reason. If you want to criticize my father, calling him a slaver, accusing him of turning people into attack dogs, even though he was enhanced himself, then I thought, why not actually make our accusations true? So, Okoye, my newly re-appointed leader of the Dora Milaje, please install the bombs into the living weapons. And Dr. Strange, please make sure you put a leash on the witch. We don't want any more people suffering due to her temper tantrums like Stark did, or due to her inability to control her powers, like my people and the Nigerians did,” Shuri said. As Clint felt his vision blackened and fell unconious
A few days later, they woke up in the compound, and from there on, it was hell. There were days when people who had been victims of Wanda during her Hydra days were allowed to do anything they wanted to her as revenge. Families were also allowed to hurt her. In fact, Clint had heard that people just lied about Wanda hurting them, and Tony's AI, the one they called, "Friday," accepted without even checking. He would have to have a word with the council. Oh, who were they kidding? They were the Accords' weapons.
This had been demonstrated during missions, where they were shocked if they showed signs of independent thinking. Colonel James Rhodes, who Clint disliked the most after Stark, as he saw Rhodes as a leech who had built a career in both heroics and the military due to being friends with Stark. After all, where would he be if Stark wasn't his friend? He would be some random colonel, not the liaison of Stark Industries, and he wouldn't even be a hero if it wasn't for Stark creating the War Machine suit. Clint, on the other hand, became a hero not because of Natasha and Steve needing a driver, as Stark joked with the New Avengers, but because of his skilled archery. Clint believed anyone could put on an Iron Man suit and become a hero. After all, there was a reason Natasha had a report that said "Iron Man - Yes, Tony Stark - Not recommended." If she didn't recommend Stark, then what was Rhodes?
What angered Clint the most, apart from Wanda being beaten and bullied by the New Avengers, and seeing her beg Vision to take her back, only for Vision to backhand her, yelling, "Get out of my personal space," and seeing Agatha purposely make out with Vision in front of her while giving her nightmares of Pietro dying, was Loki. Seeing him made Clint furious. It was a reminder of all the pain Clint had gone through. Apparently, he had been mind-controlled by Thanos, but Clint knew that was bullshit. He was like Stark, blaming others for his actions. Clint would expose him.
Clint walked in with Wanda, who had fear in her eyes. He saw Rhodey address them. “So, it's movie night, but since today is the day poor Jarvis died because of Ms. Maximoff, the Accords Council has decided to punish her. We will be watching Pietro die in repeat over and over for the length of the movie. Well, by 'we,' I mean Team Cap. The rest of us will be in another room watching a movie.” Rhodes said.
“Colonel Rhodes, sir, I think…” Steve was cut off as the shock collars zapped him.
“Don't think, weapon,” Rhodes said. He quite enjoyed torturing Team Cap, as they had hurt Tony, the person most dear to him—his best friend and little brother.
Clint spent the next two hours comforting a crying Wanda. After the movie, Steve had taken Wanda to Team Cap's room, or what they called the "cellar." It was a room that looked like a cellar. Clint was making his way to the kitchen when he saw her—Laura. He couldn't help but notice her beauty as she walked.
“Laura!” he yelled out. Laura turned around, and he saw her angry look.
“What the hell do you want, Barton?” Laura yelled.
“Please, Laura, I know I lied to you and left you, but take me back,” Clint said. He couldn't act tough in front of her. The constant shocks from Captain Danvers, ma'am, and Colonel Rhodes, sir, had changed them.
“Oh, you really think I would take you back? You really think the kids care for you? They have a new father. I remarried. You know him well,” Laura said, and Clint's mind raced to Stark.
“You're telling me you got together with Stark.” Clint yelled. Fear overtook him as he saw Laura pull out the shock remote and start shocking him.
“Lower your voice. Never talk to me in that tone again. By the way, no, it's not Stark I remarried to.” Laura said.
Clint was confused. Who could it be? As he heard footsteps coming towards them, his eyes widened when he saw who it was. He saw Laura get up on her tiptoes and kiss him.
“Loki, you married Loki. Of all people!” Clint yelled as Loki and Laura smiled.
“That's right, Clint. Your wife and kids call me 'Daddy' now,” Loki said. Clint lost it. He charged at Loki but fell to the ground, clutching his neck, trying to claw the shock collar off as he was shocked by Laura.
“Don't ever touch my new, better husband—who's a god. I am Laura Friggadottir now, not Barton. We had a grand wedding in Asgard. He treats me right, unlike you did,” Laura said.
Thor arrived after the shocks stopped and grabbed Clint by the neck. “If you ever try to harm my brother, who has suffered enough through Thanos, ever again, I will make you suffer,” Thor said, causing Clint to pass out from losing air due to Thor choking him.
Eventually, Thanos came, and Wanda was detonated near Thanos, killing him. She wasn't given credit; people saw her as a weapon who had fulfilled her purpose, with Colonel James Rhodes being praised as the one who detonated the bomb. The rest of them, well, Steve Rogers lost his serum and title, and a new super soldier, Isaiah Bradley, became the new Captain America. Steve Rogers, aka the Captain America weapon, was returned to Stark Industries, as he was a weapon created by Howard Stark. Tony had fun having Rogers as a servant. Natasha was handed over to the new S.H.I.E.L.D., and the agents there had fun doing whatever they wanted to her. Sam and Lang died at the hands of some Chitauri. The world celebrated and made memes about their deaths. Clint became Loki's and Laura's servant in New Asgard.