The Squad
Peter: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Gwen: Several traffic violations.
Harry: Three counts of resisting arrest.
MJ: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Felicia: Also, that’s not our car.
Harry: Nothing in life is free.
MJ: Love is free!
Peter: Adventure is free.
Gwen: Knowledge is free.
Felicia: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
Peter: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Peter and Gwen, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Harry: Our turn, MJ! One, two, three- vanilla!
MJ, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Peter: *Screams*
Gwen: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Harry: Should we do something?!
Felicia, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
Peter: Can I be frank with you guys?
Gwen: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Harry: Can I still be Harry?
Felicia: Shh, let Frank speak.
Harry: Why are Peter and Gwen sitting with their backs to each other?
Felicia: They had a fight.
Harry: Then why are they holding hands?
Felicia: They get sad when they fight.
Peter: Why are your tongues purple?
Harry: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
MJ: I had a red one.
Peter: oh
Peter:
Peter: OH
Gwen:
Gwen: You drank each other's slushies?
Peter: Felicia and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Gwen: *Sighing* What did Felicia do?
Peter: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Felicia: Who wants a steering wheel?
Ned: Hewwo.
MJ: Hihiiiiii!
Harry: Greetings, Humans.
Peter: Three kinds of people.
Gwen: I want pudding.
Peter: Four kinds of people.
Felicia: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Peter: Five kinds of people.
Peter: Bye Gwen! Bye Harry! Bye MJ! Bye Ned! Bye Gwen!
Harry: You said ‘bye Gwen' twice.
Peter: I like Gwen.
Ned: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
MJ: Rude.
Harry: That’s fair.
Peter: Not again.
Gwen: Are you going to want this back?