Chapter 3
1:36 AM
Robin Buckley: guys i dont like my name
mama: robin it is one in the morning
Robin Buckley: and youre awake arent you?
mama: i fucking hate you
mama changed Robin Buckley’s name to gay disaster
mama: happy?
gay disaster: yes ty
gay disaster: also can i add nancy
mama: GO TO SLEEP
MADMAX: GTS IM WITH EL SHES LITERALLY SO FUCKING CUTE IF YOU RUIN THIS MOMENT UR DONE
dustybun: go to sleep
hotwheels: i woke up cuz my phone just vibrated off the table onto my face what the fuck is going on
gay disaster: ok ill add nancy
gay disaster: sleep well
gay disaster: sweet dreams
gay disaster: talk to you tmr
mama removed gay disaster from the chat
10:29 AM
dustybun: ok steve i think its safe to add robin back
dustybun: she texted me 16 times in the last three hours
mama: ok
mama: shes gonna be hella salty tho
hotwheels: yeah well well deal with it
mama added gay disaster
gay disaster: STEVE
justthefacts: here it comes
hotwheels: brace yourselves
will the wise: oh shes writing a whole essay
gay disaster: STEEVE YOU SON OF A BITCH BIULT LIKE A TWO BY FOUR IMPROPER FRACTION ASS YOUR HAIR IS PROOF VECNA IS ALIVE AND WELL YOUR CHEDT IS LITERAKKY NASTIER THAN A 50 YEAR OLDS TEETH YOU WORK AT AN ICE CREAM SHOP WHILE YOU COULD BE GETTING BABES and/or DUDES IN COLLEGE IN A CUTE CREWNECK SWEATER THAT WOULD GRAB THE ATENTION OF ALLLL THE CHICKS AND GUYS DUMB BITCH REMOVING ME HTATS HOMOPHOBIC SEXIST SEXISM IS ALOVE AND WELL
hotwheels: …
dustybun: …
purple_palmtree_delight: sup brochachos
purple_palmtree_delight: wow thatd a lot of writinf
mama: first of all robin i failed math so idk wtf an improper fraction is
mama: second you should add nancy if you want
gay disaster: omg wait i will
will the wise: wow
gay disaster added Nancy Wheeler
gay disaster changed Nancy Wheeler’s name to guns asf
guns asf: Robin what have you added me to
guns asf: And why is this my name
gay disaster: hi nancy :)
john420: hey nance
steve: NANCE
hotwheels: why
will the wise: hi nancy
justthefacts: whos she
will the wise: @justthefacts mikes sister
gay disaster: do you want a different name babycakes
guns asf: Yes please
gay disaster changed guns asf’s name to hotterwheels
hotwheels: HEY
will the wise: BAHAHAHAHA
mama: YES ROBIN
dustybun: take that mike’s ego
hotterwheels: …ok then
hotterwheels: whatever you say babe
gay disaster: i mean its true
will the wise: good job robin
justthefacts: suck it up nerd
justthefacts: nerd = mike
Lucas Sinclair: erica
justthefacts: just the facts
iwanteggos: I found my phone!
mama: good job el :)
iwanteggos: But I am with Max so I will not be texting for a while
iwanteggos: Have fun!
gay disaster: have a nice day queen we love you
will the wise: say hi to max for me have fun :)
Lucas Sinclair: guys can we talk about how im the only one here with a boring ass name
gay disaster: guys can we talk about how lucas is the only straight one here
Lucas Sinclair: wait no way
gay disaster changed Lucas Sinclair’s name to token straight
token straight: cap im calling cap
mama: …
gay disaster: …
hotwheels: …
hotterwheels…
will the wise…
dustybun: let's ignore that that's the straightest thing anyone has ever said
dustybun: anyway
dustybun: can i add eddie
mama: nope
hotwheels: why not
dustybun: steve is jealous >:)
gay disaster: steve 🙄
hotterwheels: Steve.
john420: fr steve?
mama: …
dustybun: steve he’s really cool just let me add him and if hes problematic i can kick him out
gay disaster: yeah
gay disaster: hes not problematic tho i play in band w him hes a cool dude
hotwheels: hes a great guy
gay disaster: awesome hair
dustybun: oops
token straight: oh shit
will the wise: LMAO ROBIN
gay disaster: IM SOREY STEVE JUST LET DUSTIM ADD HIM
mama: …
mama: finf
mama: FINE***
will the wise: finf
justthefacts: finf
token straight: finf
mama: NO NOT AGAIN JUST ADD THE DAMN GUY DUSTIN
dustybun: hehe
dustybun added Eddie Munson
Eddie Munson: dustin what is this
gay disaster: spoken like a true member of the family
Eddie Munson: can i add chrissy
dustybun: eddie you just got here you’re not gonna say hi or anything
Eddie Munson: who’s in this lemme look
Eddie Munson: OH SHIT HI ROBIN
Eddie Munson: AND ERICA?? THIS GROUP RULES
dustybun: thank you
justthefacts: just the facts
hotwheels changed Eddie Munson’s name to master of puppets
hotwheels: ive heard him practice
hotwheels: its sick
dustybun: totally tubular
mama: never again dustin
master of puppets: what can i say *hair flip*