KARMA

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KARMA IS NEVER BLIND GAME OF THRONES x MCU SPIDER-MAN (PETER 1)S.Stark/P.Parker x ? BOOK 1 OF 1PART 5 OF THE SANSA STARK MULTIVERSE (technically)CROSS POSTED ON WATTPAD
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003 Peter Parker got nothing on Steven

a Film by Peter Parker

"Wait you make movies?" A kid in Peter's English class named Jack nicknamed "Jackpot" due to him being the bet guy, questioned.

"Kinda. I mostly make videos for my youtube channel, twitch and take photos for the Bugle. Sometimes I get hired to be a cinematographer, sound engineer or light engineer for short films by Columbia, ESU, BU and Brooklyn Visions students who found my channels or read my name on the byline." Peter nonchalantly responded not realizing how much of a big deal this was for her classmates.

"You have a youtube channel?" Scott asked. He knew Peter's voiced sounded similar from when Cassie's visited during his house arrest.

Peter suddenly got really excited and passionate when Scott asked about her channel. Going from her criss cross position on the couch with May and Ned to sitting on her knees facing Scott, completely ignoring the glances from the people on the other side of the room.

"Yeah. I do a whole range of videos from teaching basic skills like easy food to make, repair things around the house and on your car, making science seem cool so kid are interested in s.t.e.a.m, and vlogs. On my twitch it's of course gaming, but also lego building and sometimes I stream my photography sessions."

"And how much have you made from all of theses exports?" Bruce inquired.

"Peter's made around 45,000 dollars this year. Not including Stark Internship." May proudly stated. May was proud of all the work her niece has done while pursuing her interests.

"Wow Parker what do you do with that money?" M.J genuinely asked.

"Well I put a third towards F.E.A.S.T, another towards a savings account and the last is for myself but I normally use it for food, repairs parts or film." Peter lists off leaving her classmates stunned. Sure majority of them were not bullies like Flash, but they never really ventured outside of their social circle or friend group. They knew Peter from Flash's vile taunts and the occasional sitting next to her in class but that was it.

They knew nothing about her. They didn't know her favorite color or her comfort food. They didn't know her aunts name or what she did for work. They didn't bother to pay attention to the ice breakers the teachers made them do on the first day of school. They didn't know her and they thought she was lying about her internship, but given how familiar she is with tony stark they realized it was true.

Through a small, rectangular screen, we see the scenery of New York passing by at a high velocity. We seem to be on a highway.

Peter: (in a gravelly voice) New York. Queens. It's a rough borough, but hey, it's home.

Some giggles were let out after hearing Peter's voice.

Unknown male voice: Who are you talking to?

Camera quickly pans to reveal Happy Hogan driving in the front seat.

Peter: (in a normal voice) No one. Just making a little video of the trip.

Happy: You know you can't show it to anyone.

Peter: Yeah, I know.

Happy: Then why are you narrating in that voice?

"Um because it's hella fun." Jayden from drivers ed turns to Happy who was sitting by Pepper.

Peter: Uh... Because it's fun.

"See!"

Happy: Fun.

Apparently, Happy thinks this whole situation is the opposite of fun. He puts on his sunglasses and solemnly looks out the windshield.

Peter: So, uh, why do they call you Happy?

Happy raises the limo's partition. We see a reflection of Peter Parker holding up her phone and filming.

"Rude." Peter muttered along with her past self.

"Why do they call you Happy." Arya for the first time since saying her name, questions the driver/head of security.

"Because he never smiles, Little Bit." Tony supplies for her. Arya glared at Tony for the name, but Tony is one of the most powerful people in the world. He was used to the glares and the assassin of the Stark family did not scare him one bit.

Peter gets out of the car to find a small private plane waiting for her.

"What's thats?" Samwell questioned.

"It's a plane. It lets people travel to places in the air." Betty answered with a gentle smile

"Like dragons." Tyrion, ever the dragon lover inserted himself into the conversion.

Betty thought on it for a second. "I guess you say that it is, but instead of on the dragon your ride inside and alot of people can ride along with you depending on the size."

Happy: Come on. I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go.

Peter: Hey, should I go to the bathroom before?

Happy: There's a bathroom on it.

Inside the plane, we see a view of the cockpit. Two seats for the pilot and the copilot are there no one is sitting in them.

Peter: Whoa. No pilot? That's awesome.

The people of Westeros were confused. From the film that was showing and Betty's small explanation, apparently someone is supposed to be in control of this plane. How is it doing it by itself?

Peter sits down across from Happy, directly facing him.

Happy: Is that where you're gonna sit?

Peter: Yeah.

Happy: This is your first time on a private plane?

Peter: My first time on any plane.

"Really Parker you never been on a plane?" Flash taunted with a smirk.

"I haven't been on a plane either. My family drives everywhere."

Happy moves away to sit in another seat.

Peter: Should it...? Should it be...? Should it be making that noise?

Later. Peter puts a finger to her lips and makes a shushing sound.

Peter: Shh.

Camera reveals Happy snoring. At the sound of Peter's chuckle, Happy jerks awake, causing the whole frame to shake.

Inside Berlin Brandenburg Airport, we see German signs, Happy dragging his luggage behind him, and Peter's face in quick succession.

Peter is sightseeing Berlin. We see Berlin streets, the Brandenburg Gate, a street performer, foreign girls and boys, and a pretzel vendor.

Peter: No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing. Something about Captain America going crazy.

Steve scoffed. "Really Tony spreading lies about me now."

"It's nothing but the truth Rogers. Besides you lied first." Tony started refusing to look to Steve, as everyone else in the room besides Rodney, Bucky, and Natasha looked confused.

The video is cut to Peter and a group of teenage Berlin natives and American exchange students sitting around a table. The camera rested against an napkin holder.

Peter: Happy said we have some time before we have to go to the hotel. So me being, I decided to explore and found a cafe. Which is where I met these lovely people who basically kidnapped me and forced me to follow them around. They showed me some cool spots and when I told them about my channel, they told me about theirs and decided we should collab. And a certain someone thought they knew sci-fi culture better than me. So in this video its teamed who knows before their time culture and on their channel I'll be teach the natives some important American pop culture since they are vastly unaware and the Americans here are failing at their job. So if you guys would be so lovely and introduce yourself we can get this show on the road.

"You just let them kidnap you." Courtney from Pottery looked at Peter, flabbergasted by her actions.

"Yeah." Peter said with a shrug and smile on her face. Like it was the most obvious thing in the world. It took every ounce of strength for Gendry and Arya to not burst out laughing.

The two kept looking at each other trying to hold it in. The faces Robb and Jon surely didn't help

There's two people sitting on each side of Peter, a total of 5 people sitting at the table including Peter. Starting from the far right the first person started the chain of introductions. Subtitles appear on the bottom of the screen every time German was spoken.

Male with Shaggy hair and a suit: Hello i'm Walter. He/Him.

Female with split dyed hair: Hallo my name is Valda. She/Her

Feminine looking male with wings tattoo their neck: Guten tag mein name ist Ems. They/Them. (Good day my name is)

Masculine looking female with snake bites: Sup i'm Nadine. She/They. Like Peter said we have a channel which will be linked in the description of this video. Our channel is split between education and entertainment videos. Each one of us focusing on a different aspect. Perfect for those who get bored easily.

Nadine's description of their channel peek the interested of those who

Ems: But today we are taking lieber (Dear) Peter's on a tour of Berlin

Peter: I'm slightly scared because Walter literally made us wait outside his apartment so put on his suit, grab his flashcards to make trivia questions he wants to text me on

Walter: Hey 250 for 4 is a good deal

A montage ensues of the clips pausing at certain moments. Like when Peter accidentally sits on her sunglasses, Valda mocking Nadine when they chocked on their drink after being startled by birds, Ems jokingly pointing out of the four people who were across from them and stated that they must be copying them. Peter and Valda playfully having a feud over Star Wars, Nadine aggressively stating she was the best person alive and that's why she shouldn't pay. Ems insulting Walters suit which made Walter chase them around Brandenburg Gate. Valda getting a strangers number for the fourth time which caused Ems and Peter to yell in outrage. And finally Ems and Peter buying Walter and Valda Speiseeis (Ice cream) due to them causeing a panick when they thought they lost Nadine who was in reality taking a nap.

Almost everyone turned to Peter with amused expressions. "Considering it was my first and only time in another country I gotta say I had the time of my life."

"That doesn't explain the screaming kid." Natasha Romanoff, THE Black Widow stated.

"Don't get between Peter and Star Wars." Ned commented with a wide eyed far away look on his face before he flinched. May nodded in agreement before adding more.

"Or Peter and game shows. Just imagine her on Family Feud."

"Steve would lose his mind, in which way, that depends on the episode."

Happy and Peter enter a hotel.

Happy: (pointing at a door) This is you.

Peter: Oh, we're neighbors?

Happy: We're not roommates. Suit up.

Suit up? The question ran threw the heads of everyone in room. Beside of course those in the know. Realising what was coming May brought Peter closer to her, acting as a source of comfort and as a shield for the verbal attack that was going the happen.

Ned moved to sit in front of Peter to act as both a wall for those who would yell at her and to answer any question Peter will be unable to answer.

Peter's hotel room. Standing in front of a mirror, we see Peter wearing her homemade Spider-Man suit, consisting of a thin, baggy sweatshirt, goggles with shutters, and web-shooters.

There was a beat of silence went through the room as the Westoris were trying to hold in their confusion and laughter at what Peter was wearing especially from Joffrey, Cersei and Ramsey, while the students and staff of Midtown, Avengers and Rouges had were shocked by what they saw.

"WHAT THE HELL!?"

"WHAAA---!?"

"NO FREAKING WAY!?"

"I FOUGHT A KID!?"

"NA UH. THERE'S NO-WAY PUNY LITTLE PENIS PUSSY PARKER IS SPIDER MAN!" Those were the reactions of the New York side of the room. As the Westeroi's grew even more confused at uproar that was happening. Though only Jon, Dany, Sam, Shuri and M.J noticed what was happening to Peter.

Peter was tucked under May's head as she had covered her ears due to the overstimulation. Normally Peter can handle extremely loud noise but due to the amount of people in such a small room it was impossible. She was so overstimulated she could barely feel May's hand on her back.

It was Shuri and M.J who had enough of this bullcrap and did something. M.J whispered a quick sorry to Peter, before whistling loudly to gather everyone's attention. "Right now that I got your attention, can you all SHUT UP!"

"Who the hell do you think you are M.J?" Flash raged.

"Someone who cares about their friend, who just happen to be in pain so again will you please tone down your degrading raggedy ass voice." It was then people started to notice the pain that Peter was in.

"Hey!" Shuri snapped to attention to her. "Peter will answer your questions later when she calms down." Shuri moves to sit back down near the Parkers (and Ned) with M.J before a voice calls out.

"Wait, in case you're forgetting we're not from here, so can you please explain what the uproar was about?" Samwell voiced.

M.J sighed before answering "In our world have hero. Not the ones you tell in stories but actual real deal hero's. These hero's are very public figures except Spider-Man. Before today no one but a close few knew their identity."

Peter: Okay, Peter, you got this. You got this.

Happy: What the hell are you wearing?

Happy is staring at Peter with a horrified look. Peter tilts down the camera to reveal her feet.

Peter: It's my suit.

Happy: Where's the case?

Peter: What case? That's not my...

Happy opens a door, showing Peter another area of her suite.

Peter: What? I thought that was a closet. This is still my room?

"Knowing the Kardashians that probably is a closet to them."

Happy: Go. Please.

Peter: My room is way bigger than...

Happy: There.

A case is sitting on a coffee table.

Peter: I found the case. I found the case. I found the case.

He plucks up a card that says "A minor upgrade -TS" from the case.

Peter: "A minor upgrade"?

When Peter unbuckles a lock the case unfolds itself, revealing a high tech Spider-Man suit complete with awesome holograms.

"Bwoah!" The science lovers in the room were amazed by the tech, even Peter she was there.

"I'm not gonna lie, I miss that suit but the new one I have is amazing"

"You got a new suit kid?" Tony questioned

"Yeah you made it." Tony nodded approvingly

Peter: Whoa. Oh my God.

Happy: Put it on.

Peter: What the...? This is the coolest thing I've ever seen-

Happy: Let's go.

Peter: But, yeah. Well, I don't understand. Is it for me?

Camera spins to find Happy leaving the room.

Peter: Happy, Happy, wait.

[Peter takes off the mask of her homemade Spider-Man suit with a huge, excited grin on her face.]

Peter: This is insane. Insane. Look at this thing. Look. Look at the eyes. This is one of the greatest days of my life.

Happy: Let's go.

[He has come to drag a hyped-up Peter out of the room.]

Peter: Okay.

Happy: Come on.

[Outside Flughafen Leipzig-Halle, We see Iron Man, War Machine, Captain America, Black Widow, and Black Panther confronting each other.]

"Oh god we have to watch this." Clint groaned. The Westeroi were shocked to see the amount of hero's there, suddenly realizing that they were in the room with these hero's.

Peter: (whispers) Okay, there's Captain America, Iron Man, Black Widow. Whoa. Who's that new guy?

Tony: Underoos!

[We see Peter, now dressed in the Spider-Man suit that Tony gave her.]

Peter: Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go.

[Peter puts down the phone and proceeds to snatch Captain America's shield with her web.]

[Later.]

Peter: Hey, everyone.

[She is holding her camera and flying through the air to find a safe spot. We see and hear explosions everywhere.]

Peter: Okay, so the craziest thing just happened, right? I just had a fight with Captain America and I stole his shield and I threw it at him-

"You stole Captain America's shield? And threw it at him?!" Amira who Peter's know since 6th grade exclaimed.

"Hey that was my reaction." Ned nodded and pointed at her.

[We hear a metallic noise. Ant-Man grows into a giant in the background and grabs War Machine by his ankle. Peter turns to see this.]

Peter: What the hell? He's big now. I gotta go. Hang on.

[The phone is put down and for a moment, all we see are the sky and the clouds. Then we hear the battle commencing and see Peter being flung through the air.]

Peter: Whoa!

[Back in Peter's hotel room. Peter is facing the camera, now dressed in a grey NASA T-shirt. It is obvious that she is still high on adrenaline.]

Peter: It was the most amazing thing that's ever happened! So Mr. Stark was like, "Hey, Underoos!" and I just sort of flipped in and I stole Cap's shield. I was like, "Hey, what's up, everybody?" And then...

The Stark family smiled at San-Peter's excitement as she used to do that often. It was devastating to know that the eldest Stark daughter, had stuffed such a horrible fate for the god to intervene for on her behalf. But it was clear as day that Sansa Stark was alive. Being Peter Parker changed her for the better.

[There's a knock on her door.]

Peter: Hey, just a second! Coming!

[He backflips to the door, but before he can open it, Happy enters in a bathrobe.]

Peter: Hey.

Happy: We have thin walls here.

[Camera starts rolling. We are now inside Tony's car. A hand reaches for it and we tilt up to find Tony Stark in a suit and sunglasses ensemble.]

Tony: What are you doing, a little video diary?

Peter: (Not embarrassed at all) Yeah.

Tony: It's all right. I'd probably do the same.

Happy: (from the driver's seat) I told her not to do it. She was filming everything.

Tony: It's okay.

Happy: I'm gonna wipe the chip.

Tony: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You know what? We should actually... We should make an alibi video for your aunt anyway. You ready?

[Tony takes off his sunglasses, revealing a badly bruised face.]

"Oh my god what happen?" Clint might've hated Tony right now but that doesn't stop him from caring.

"Oh what, Mister American flag didn't tell you, he and Terminator over there beat me to a pulp and left me to die in Siberia." Tony revealed.

Many students were shocked to here that the worlds first super hero and his bestie tried to kill a national icon. As were the rouges on the run who didn't hear about this part of Siberia. Thor and Bruce were ask as confused since no one was explain what happen to the avengers.

Peter: Yeah, hold on.

Tony: We rolling?

Peter: An alibi? Sure.

Tony: Get in the frame.

Peter: Okay.

Tony: Hey, May. How you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope.

[Peter turns to Tony with a frown on her face, glaring at him. Tony chuckles and pats Peter's shoulder, whose face now wears an uncomfortable smile but still the glare.]

Tony: Peter, that's inappropriate. All right, let's start over. You can edit it.

Peter: Mm-hmm.

[Looking at Tony, Peter wipes off her glare and gives a smile for the camera.]

Tony: Three, two, one. Hey, May. My gosh, uh, I wanted to tell you what an incredible job your niece did this weekend at the Stark internship retreat. Everyone was impressed.

[Tony is putting on a solemn face. Peter offers the camera a wide-eyed, more tight-lipped smile, trying to look innocent. Suddenly, we hear a loud honk.]

Happy: Come on! It's a freaking merge. (to Tony) I'm sorry.

"Ugh I hate New York Traffic."

"At least it's not Jersey."

Tony: This is because you're not on Queens Boulevard. (to the camera) See, Happy is... is hoping to get bumped up to asset management. He was forehead of security, and before that, he was just a driver.

[Still driving, Happy gives Tony a sidelong glance.]

Happy: That was a private conversation. I don't like joking about this. It was hard for me to talk to you about that.

Tony: No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch?

[Happy slams on the brakes, making the car screech to a stop.]

Happy: All right. Here we are. End of the line. Whoops.

[Tony laughs and films Peter, who looks a bit pale.]

Tony: Happy, can you give us a moment?

Happy: You want me to leave the car?

Tony: Why don't you grab Peter's case out of the trunk.

[Peter's film finally stops rolling. She slowly lowers her phone, shocked. And the view changes from Peter's camera to show both of them on screen]

Peter: I can keep the suit?

Tony: Yes, we were just talking about it.

[Tony puts his sunglasses back on and clears his throat. Through the rear window, we see Happy struggling with Peter's case.]

Tony: Do me a favor, though. Happy's kind of your point guy on this. Don't stress him out. Don't do anything stupid. I've seen his cardiogram. All right?

Peter: (enthusiastically) Yes.

Tony: Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a... There's a little grey area in there, and that's where you operate.

Peter: Wait, does that mean that I'm an Avenger?

"I'm glad I wasn't named an Avenger."

"Why? Who wouldn't want to be an Avenger?" Elizabeth from drivers ed asked in her snotty voice.

"Me, didn't I just say that."

"Yeah but like why."

"Because they-" Peter pointed at the Avengers. "Only help when the world so call "needs them" but the world will always needs them. When something is threaten the human race like Ultron they fix it, But what about the crimes that are constantly happening. The break-ins and the sexual assaults and the serial killing. I mean thousands of people are being abducted and sold in global human traffic rings and yet there aren't doing anything. I love them just as must as the next person but their useless when it comes to the tragedies of everyday living." Peter finshied her rant, with flush cheeks, hands frozen mid air and breathing heavily. she probably she knows what she said was hurtful, especially from the looks on the Avengers face and her classmate who fans but it's the truth. The truth hurts even when it really shouldn't, it does but that's how you know it's even more real.

With the stunned into silence, the screen continues to play.

Tony: No.

[Happy knocks on the window and holds the case up.]

Happy: This it?

Tony: Seventh floor.

Peter: I can take that. You don't have to take it.

Happy: You're gonna take it?

Peter: Yeah, I can take that.

Happy: Thank you.

[Happy drops the case by the car.]

Peter: So when's, when's our next... When's our next "retreat," you know? Like...

Tony: What, next mission?

Peter: Yeah, the mission. The missions.

Tony: We'll call you.

Peter: Do you have my numbers?

Tony: No, I mean, we'll call you. Like, someone will call you.

Peter: Oh.

Tony: All right?

Peter: From your team.

Tony: Okay.

[Tony reaches for the door. Peter mistakes the gesture as a hug and brings her arms around Tony.]

Tony: It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you. We're not there yet.

"Oh, that's embarrassing." Flash snickers, if what he was quickly silenced by the glaze he received from the people who loved Peter.

[Peter awkwardly climbs out of the car. Almost as an afterthought, Tony calls out:]

Tony: Bye.

[Tony and Happy drive off. Holding her bag and the Spider-Man suit case, Peter grins.]

Peter: They're gonna call me.

[She heads to the apartment entrance. There is a definite spring in her step.]

"Spoiler alert they didn't.

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