11 Fangs - Dazai x Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
“Fuck they’re stuck! What the fuck did I use to stick them on! Fucking cement?!” Chuuya exclaimed glaring up at Dazai who was clearly laughing at his misery beneath the brown mop of his hair being gripped by the helicopter-induced breeze. “Aw is my little dog having teething problems~” Dazai smirked as the loud “FUCK OFF!” sounded like music to his ears. He grabbed the back of Chuuya’s choker pulling enough for Chuuya to quieten down but not enough to hurt. “Come little chibi I’ll help you get them off after debrief.”
“Are you SERIOUSLY going to make me keep these on the entire debrief asshole?” Chuuya growled
“Well I don’t think my chibi has much of a choice since he can’t get them off on his own~”
The debriefing took a humiliatingly long time. Chuuya answered only when called upon; deciding his time was more useful glaring at the clock in hopes the hands would move faster. Koyo even commented “Pretty fangs Chuuya!” To which he looked the other way while flipping the bird.
The second the debrief was over Chuuya shot up, grabbing Dazai’s collar dragging him behind. Dazai just laughed secretly winking at the audience behind him as they all rolled their eyes at the duo’s weird courting rituals.
The second the door to Chuuya’s apartment closed a slap echoed through the halls as Chuuya planted his hand firmly on Dazai’s behind. “Mackrell. Get. These. Off. NOW!” Chuuya demanded. Within seconds Dazai grabbed his shoulders as a secondary thud echoed through the apartment, Chuuya quickly realized his back was literally against the wall as his ex-partner grinned predatorily above him. “Big words for someone so small.” He growled as he lifted a knee and placed it between the Mafioso’s legs as he let out a surprised gasp as he twitched. Dazai took advantage of this to place one hand on his lower jaw, his thumb pressing on his tongue as he yanked the fangs out with his other hand. “There puppy it wasn’t that hard now was it!”
“You started all this dipshit! You better be prepared to finish it!” Chuuya growled back to the brunette who leaned in closer to whisper against his lips
“Only good dogs get rewards Chuuya~ so you better be on your best behavior for me.~”