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*Red_Skull created the Meeting group*

*Red_Skull invited all his contacts to join the group*

Viper: Meeting? Meeting of what?

Red_Skull: Have you ever thought that if all the bad guys joined forces, the Avengers would have no chance?

Zola: Isn't that why Hydra exists?

Strucker: No! Hydra exists to restore the image of the Third Reich.

Red_Skull: Shut up, Strucker.

Viper: Shut up, Strucker.

Heinrich_Zemo: Shut up, Strucker.

Strucker: How dare you?!

Viper: Otherwise, Zola has a point, we are already a team.

Heinrich_Zemo: Besides, we are already quite dysfunctional in my opinion, no need to add other people to manage.

Red_Skull: Half the time it's your fault, what are you talking about.

Heinrich_Zemo: I never pushed Zola down the stairs to escape myself easier.

Red_Skull: Force majeure.

Heinrich_Zemo: Nor thrown Strucker on enemies.

Red_Skull: Well, we wouldn't have missed him.

Strucker: Little bastard.

Viper: Still, I agree with Heinrich, it doesn't sound like a good idea.

Red_Skull: I'm sure it is! Just wait for everyone to log in! :D

Viper: …

Zola: …

Red_Skull: ...Where are the people? >:T

Heinrich_Zemo: Not there.

Red_Skull: I have a great plan to destroy all superheroes, and no one wants to log in!

*Everyone is connected*

Dr_Doom: Even Reed Richards?

Mandarin: Even Iron Man?

Madame_Masque: Even Iron Man?

Mandarin: First, go away.

Madame_Masque: lol, no.

Dr_Octopus: I will finally be able to destroy Spiderman!

Dr_Doom: Change your name @Dr_Octopus.

Dr_Octopus: What?

Dr_Doom: I told you to change your name. There can only be one doctor here.

Dr_Octopus: No way?

Dr_Doom: Do it.

Octopus: Out of the question.

Octopus: Hey! My name! What?!

Dr_Doom: It's better.

Red_Skull: Anyway, that doesn't make enough bad guys yet.

Mandarin: Who cares, I just want to know how to kill Iron Man.

Red_Skull: This can only be done as a team.

Madame_Masque: It's sucks.

Scientist_Supreme: Then you already can't manage your own team, how do you plan to make a team with all the bad guys?

Red_Skull: Raaaaah! How did you get into the chat?!

Scientist_Supreme: You invited me.

Red_Skull: Since when did I have your contact?!

Scientist_Supreme: I was wondering the same thing.

Red_Skull: Get out! I don't want you in the group!

Scientist_Supreme: Well, ban me.

Red_Skull: …

Heinrich_Zemo: You don't know how do it... Right?

Red_Skull: >X(

Viper: Do you want me to show you? I can come if you want.

Red_Skull: No! I manage myself!

Viper: Well… While waiting Red Skull fights with the chat to banish the Scientist Supreme, what do you want to talk about?

Madame_Masque: Has anyone looked at the new trendy magazine? In what world is what they presented “trendy”? It's just hideous.

Heinrich_Zemo: True, it was already not beautiful in my time, bringing it back into "fashion" will not make it better.

Supreme_Scientist: There are also the discoveries of these so-called scientists.

Dr_Doom: I discovered this long before them.

Octopus: They're not making any progress.

Heinrich_Zemo: They are so pathetic.

M_O_D_O_K: For once you say something intelligent, Andrew.

Scientist_Supreme:  Since I kicked you out of AIM, yeah, the IQ has increased quite a bit for everyone. 

M_O_D_O_K: You b*stard human!

Viper: What? Where does this censorship come from?

Dr_Doom: From me. I can't stand profanity.

Viper: How did you become one of the chat managers?

Dr_Doom: You should teach Red Skull not to click on every link.

Heinrich_Zemo: Distressing when we know that Red Skull is supposed to be our master card.

Strucker: I should have be the one who received the serum.

Heinrich_Zemo: lol

Strucker: I don't know what that means, but it sounds unpleasant.

Heinrich_Zemo: Depends on the situation. But for you yes.

Strucker: You b*stard!

Viper: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. @Red_Skull, come back in the chat, you will ban the Scientist_Supreme later.

Enchantress: What is this chaos?

*Heinrich_Zemo has logged out*

Enchantress: Huh?! Oh no no no! He must come back!

Dr_Doom: I can. What do you give in exchange?

Enchantress: What do you want?

Viper: @Red_Skull!

Dr_Doom: I will tell you in due time.

Enchantress: That suits me.

Dr_Doom: Good.

*Heinrich_Zemo has reconnected*

Heinrich_Zemo: Huh?

Enchantress: Great, now that you're back, we can talk. >:)

Viper: @Red_Skull! Damn! Come back!

Enchantress: I saw you saw my message, Zemo, reply!

Loki: Give up, Amora.

Enchantress: No! Zemo! Answers! Answers! Answers!

Dr_Doom: Tag him, it will go faster.

Enchantress: Tag him?

Mandarin: With @

@: Me?

Mandarin: What?

@: What?

Scientist_Supreme: No, not you, Silly.

Mandarin: Who?

Scientist_Supreme: My A.I.M assistant, his name is At or Silly.

Madame_Masque: It’s a weird name.

Scientist_Supreme: I couldn't disagree.

M_O_D_O_K: You surround yourself with stupid people. Birds of a feather flock together.

*M_O_D_O_K has been banned*

Viper: No, but this is nonsense, who banished Modok?

Scientist_Supreme: Well me.

Viper: What? But because you are also an admin now?!

Scientist_Supreme: No, not exactly.

Viper: Leave it. I don't want your complicated explanation.

Scientist_Supreme: Don't worry, I can explain it to you in the simplest way possible, after all, Silly is my assistant.

Viper: F*ck you.

Enchantress: @Heinrich_Zemo! Answer!

Viper: @Red_Skull, help!

Enchantress: @Heinrich_Zemo!

Red_Skull: What? Wait what's going on?

Viper: It's chaos! Doom has become the admin!

Red_Skull: Huh???

Heinrich_Zemo: The next time you see a link in your email "How to make friends" you won't click on it.

Enchantress: Ahah! Here you are >:D

Heinrich_Zemo: Ah!

Red_Skull: Next time you will think before saying something mean.

Heinrich_Zemo: But it was too tempting.

Enchantress: Now we can talk.

Heinrich_Zemo: Talking about what? There is nothing to say.

Enchantress: If you apologize for betraying me, I might reconsider my judgment about wanting to kill you.

Heinrich_Zemo: Apologize? You tried to betray me first!

Enchantress: That's not true!

Heinrich_Zemo: But wow! Take responsibility! You try to betray me, I betray you, it makes sense!

Enchantress: I never tried to betray you!

Heinrich_Zemo : Yes!

Enchantress: No!

Heinrich_Zemo : Yes!

Enchantress: No!

Viper: No, but how old are you?

Dr_Doom: This is all getting ridiculous.

Red_Skull: No but I can't do anything anymore, Doom, give me back my admin rights.

Dr_Doom: What are you giving me in exchange?

Red_Skull: :0

Strucker: If I had been the boss, it wouldn't have happened this way.

Heinrich_Zemo: Indeed, since you would not have been able to create the group.

Strucker: Are you implying that I can't keep up with modern times?

Heinrich_Zemo: Is that a real question?

Enchantress: You will see Zemo, when I find you, I'm going to make you regret being born.

Heinrich_Zemo: Whatever. 

Loki: I told you to forget him. This mortal doesn't deserve your attention.

Enchantress: Loki, I like you, but don't get involved.

Madame_Masque: Well, that pisses me off! You said you had a great plan to defeat all the superheroes, so what are you waiting for to tell us?! @Red_Skull. 

Red_Skull: Not before having regained my admin rights. X(

Dr_Doom : What a child.

Red_Skull: Give me back my admin rights.

Dr_Doom : No.

Red_Skull: Give it back to me!!!

Dr_Doom : No.

Viper: No, but this is become silly.

@: Me?

Viper: Huh?

@: Huh?

Scientist_Supreme: Well no… Still not, Silly. Still not.

Mandarin: This group has no interest. It's only been ten minutes that my phone has been receiving stupid messages.

*Mandarin has disconnected*

Madame_Masque: All this is useless.

*Madame_Masque has disconnected*

Red_Skull: No!

Viper: Yeah, we won't make any progress today.

Heinrich_Zemo: I have more important things to do.

Enchantress: No! Zemo you have no right to ignore me!

*Viper has disconnected*

*Heinrich_Zemo has disconnected*

Enchantress: ( >3<) Pff! It doesn't make any sense if Zemo isn't here anymore.

*Enchantress has disconnected*

Loki: Well, so I'm leaving too.

*Loki has disconnected*

Strucker: Again, under my command it would not have happened like this.

*Strucker has disconnected*

Dr_Doom: Pathetic.

*Dr_Doom has disconnected*

*Octopus has disconnected*

*Scientist_Supreme has disconnected*

*@ has disconnected*

Red_Skull: …

Zola: ...Next time Mr. Red Skull.