On the ??? Days of Christmas 2023

Marvel Cinematic Universe The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
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On the ??? Days of Christmas 2023
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A Collection of Holiday themed Oneshots! Taken from my tumblr (questionableratatouille00)!12 Oneshots for the characters (in order): Sam Wilson, Thor, Clint Barton, Peter Parker, Kate Bishop, Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, Loki, Natasha Romanoff, Bucky Barnes (again), Wanda Maximoff, and TBD.Do not expect to see all of these within the year. Might only do half and pick it up next year. Who knows.
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Warnings: alcohol, Christmas, mention of fire, mistletoe. Let me know if thereโ€™s anything else!
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๐™ƒ๐™ค๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™…๐™ค๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐˜พ๐™๐™ง๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ข๐™–๐™จ

Every year on the 15th of December, Tony Stark had his Christmas party. And ever since you became an Avenger in 2012, your attendance to said party had become mandatory.

You genuinely had to die to get out of going. You hadnโ€™t ever really disliked this party until 2014. When everything in your life basically began to crash and burn.

You leaned against the railing, watching the party from above. You sipped on a whiskey, the burning sensation distracting you from your misery.

โ€œI knew heโ€™d be quick to move on, but I didnโ€™t know heโ€™d have a fuckinโ€™ marriage.โ€ You grumbled bitterly, as Kate Bishop walked up beside you. She had a black suit on, and she looked pretty damn good.

You werenโ€™t interested in her like that, she was twenty two and you were well into your thirties, soon to be forties. It wasnโ€™t the worst age gap, but it didnโ€™t feel right for you.

โ€œAt least heโ€™s happy?โ€ She tried to inspire some kind of enthusiasm in you.

You just huffed out a laugh.

It wasnโ€™t hard to identify the Avengers in the crowds; Bucky and Sam were obviously flirting with each other yet were somehow oblivious to it in the corner, Steve and Nat were having a drinking competition, Thor was entertaining a crowd of young women, and everyone else was off doing other time-wasting bullshit.

โ€œHe has kids, too.โ€ Kate said after a moment.

โ€œGee, thanks for reminding me. Canโ€™t believe I forgot.โ€ You looked down in your glass, swirling the liquid around before taking a drink.

โ€œSorry.โ€ She muttered.

โ€œWhy are you wasting time up here, with me? Donโ€™t you have Natโ€™s sister to flirt with?โ€

โ€œWhat? Noโ€”she doesnโ€™t look at me like that. I meanโ€”I donโ€™t think she doesโ€”do you think she does?โ€”I kinda hope she doesโ€”does she?โ€ She sputtered out.

โ€œโ€ฆRight. Anyway, youโ€™re too young to be hiding on a balcony at an infamous Stark Party. Go have fun.โ€ You glanced at her, proving your earnestness.

โ€œYouโ€™re sure?โ€ She blinked at you.

โ€œGo, Bishop. Have fun.โ€

She smiled, before walking to the staircase that lead down to the main party floor. You watched her go, before going back to your people-watching.

โ€œA wife.โ€ You muttered darkly, grumbling to yourself. โ€œI bet he doesnโ€™t even treat her right. I could do better, and I donโ€™t even have one wife.โ€

You glared daggers at the woman. Lauren. Lylah? Lorelei? Lafayette? Something like that.

She was laughing, sipping on a glass of champagne. You scowled at the sight. She was clearly a few years younger than the two of you.

Once your whiskey glass emptied, you realized you had to walk back down to the main floor to get another.

And so you did, attempting to avoid any type of social interaction. And you made it all the way to the bar before you made a terrible timing mistake.

Standing right beside you was your ex-boyfriend, dressed in a leather jacket and a shirt, paired with a belt and some jeans. They were nice clothes, so that he didnโ€™t look out of place at the fancy party.

โ€œL/n,โ€ he coughed awkwardly.

โ€œBarton.โ€ You replied, your tone short and clipped.

You stood together in awkward silence for a few moments as you waited for your own respective drinks.

โ€œItโ€™s good to see you,โ€ he said after a moment, โ€œyou look good.โ€

โ€œMm. You donโ€™t look so bad yourself.โ€ You said, just to be polite.

You got your drink first. โ€œBe a dear and do me a favor?โ€ You glanced at him.

โ€œYeah?โ€ He nodded his head, quite eagerly.

โ€œKiss her once for me. Make it passionate; prove you didnโ€™t use all your good ones on me.โ€ You walked away, the sound of your shoes hitting the floor being the only noise you could focus on.

He didnโ€™t call out for you, nor could you hear him say anything afterward.

Later that evening, you watched as he kissed her gently on the lips under the mistletoe. You laughed drily, taking another swig of whiskey. Maybe he had no more good ones left.

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