My brother is a tree?

“Listen, there’s no quick or easy way to explain it. This is going to be one long series of one unbelievable, nonsensical thing after the other. I wouldn’t believe me and I’m not going to bother breaking your world and turning it upside down if you’re not going to see this through. So this is how it is, I’m going to tell you one thing and if that isn’t reason enough to look past all the crazy, we’re not going to get far.”-----------“That is a good reason,” Sif admitted. “But is it worth the risk? If that really was a friend of Loki’s, chances are he is just as slippery. If not, he’s already a liar.”“If there’s any chance to bring him home.” Thor inhaled. “If nothing else, I have to know what’s going on.”“Nothing I can say is going to stop you, so I’ll just have to have your back.”-----------Mobius himself did not feel qualified to physically separate the two, so he resorted to shouting, “Wrong Loki!”-----------“I just gotta ask, did thunderbrain try to walk right into the time radiation yet?”-----------Brunnhilde cracked open another beer. “Gotta love how this went from ‘we have to find him to help him’ to ‘we gotta hunt him down to beat his ass’ in no time.”

Long story short, this is my take on the concept of Mobius recruiting Thor to get his favourite idiot out of that damn tree