Dirtiest Jokes
It started as something tender and sweet. One night, they were preparing dinner together when Bucky asked,
"Sam, are you a door? Because you're A-door-able."
Sam laughed and approached his boyfriend to give Bucky a short kiss on the lips.
"Then I guess we're two doors because you're A-door-able too."
Bucky smiled and kissed Sam. This time the kiss was sweeter and longer, although they had to separate sooner than they would have liked to avoid burning dinner.
Two days later, Sam and Bucky were on their couch in Delacroix. Sam's head was on Bucky's lap, who was playing with Sam's hair while reading a book aloud for both of them.
"Hey, Sam," Bucky said with a smile when he finished the chapter he was reading, "Do you want to play carpenters?"
Sam looked at him, frowning.
"You know, first, we’ll get hammered, and then you’ll nail me."
Sam burst out laughing.
"Oh my god, I'm going to ban you from using the internet," he joked before moving to kiss him.
"But Sam," Bucky protested playfully, "I'm a toaster and you're the bread, I'm hot and I need you inside me."
"Definitely, no more internet for you," Sam assured, biting back a smile before sitting on his boyfriend's lap, taking the book from his hands, and starting to kiss him slowly, ready to fulfill his desires.