Alpine is usually the crown jewel of Bucky’s life his perfect furry child. But sometimes that’s not always the case as she meows incessantly from her belly harness. These are but a few of the things over a span of a month that led to this.
Got into her catnip and proceeded to get high enough that he took her to the vet. Four hundred dollars of fleecing later just to tell him she’s tripping the life fantastic
Stole his ribs, his waffles, the bagel from that expensive bakery and a whole four page list of stuff.
Scared the daylights out of him when he was watching Doctor Who in the dark (don’t ask why)
Tried to suffocate him in his sleep twice
Burnt her toe beans trying to steal some of his home made fish cake soup
Got stuck in the Walmart bag and knocked over an end table in her panic
It’s been zero days since she’s smacked Bucky in the face
Jumped from the cat shelf to the fan while it was on
Sneezed into a bowl of flour which would’ve been funny had she not freaked out and ninja kicked the bowl into the wall
Tried to square up with a belgian malinois then had the audacity to keep talking smack as Bucky carried her away
Bucky woke up to her on the ceiling fan directly above his head (she then jumped off and scratched his eyebrow)
Batted a mouse in Bucky’s direction (and yes he did scream but only out of surprise. The fact that Nat found him standing on his table later is irrelevant)
Batted a spider in Bucky’s direction (see previous explanation)
Squared up with a bee and lost but Bucky couldn’t stop laughing
The list is by no means exhaustive and will be updated now in anticipation of Alpine’s revenge Bucky is currently hiding the food that’s out.