While normally the apple of Bucky’s eye Alpine is far from an angel. In fact she regularly makes Bucky question his sanity and here’s a list of why.
Ate a rat she found in the closet
The bat incident (turns out it was stunned than she ninja kicked it out of the air and rinse and repeat. Four hours later and Sam who’d gotten a panicked call at 2am. Finally managed to get the bat out the door.)
Decided to square up with a mastiff this time
Unalived and ate a garden snake on his couch
Ripped his favorite Henley
A close call with a goose that got Bucky bit by a mean feathery demon
Dared a massive hawk to fuck around and find out. Bucky was half tempted to let it happen to. (He wouldn’t really)
If it fits I sits too bad the instapot was on when she decided this.
Chasing her around the house because she got a hold of Nat’s nuvaring (it was sealed thankfully)
Chased a squirrel up a tree then kept meowing until Bucky called the fire department.
Bucky nuked his bank account buying Alpine the expensive food the vet suggested only for his insatiable furry food demon to apparently put herself on a diet
So bath time was exciting but after the bank account nuke he couldn’t afford a trip to the groomer (she not only scratched the shit out of him knocked over everything. But then she climbed up the shower curtain.Tore it up in the process then Indiana Jonsed her way to the counter.)
A turtle got in through the cat door Alpine decided to turn it into the red shell from Mario kart. (Bucky lost a toe nail thanks to that)
The frog she tried to un-alive but it instead tried to make its home under his sink
That’s four geckos now she’s brought inside to hunt for sport
Alpine is single handedly making sure Bucky keeps his therapist in venti iced coffees and urban outfitters.