While normally Bucky’s whole world as a single cat dad that is. Alpine is a princess but the incidents just keep up coming. Here’s another list of reasons why Bucky’s furry little ninja tests his sanity.
Got into his art room and decided to recreate the scales and arpeggios scene from The Aristocats
Knocked the mug Nat got him off the coffee table
Chewed through the wiring on his fairy lights and got electrocuted
Un-alived his favorite house plant by knocking it pot and all off the shelf
An entire row of dark romance books got knocked off his shelf
Jumped from her cat tree into the window because she saw a bird
Jumped from the table flew across his pottery wheel and crash landed into his clay tub (Bucky wished he’d video tapped it for tiktok)
Tripped Bucky up who fell down the basement stairs to avoid landing on her because she couldn’t wait two seconds for him to feed her.
Nearly got put through the heat cycle because he didn’t see her climb into the dryer
Freaked out and trashed his bathroom because she fell into the bath while practicing her parkour
Knocked over his stack of work papers freaked out at the sound and shredded them in her fury
Knocked his hair dryer over and nearly under faucet stream
Scratched the shit out of Bucky’s back because she decided to park herself right where he’d been sitting. (He’d answered a work call and didn’t see where she was when he sat back down.)
Almost knocked over the k-cup machine
Singed her tail because she got up onto Bucky’s pagan/witch altar and he didn’t see her (he was too busy looking for his crystals.)
Thought his simmer pot was just another water bowl and drank from it on the stove (she burnt her tongue)
Broke her paw when she jumped from the shed attic and crash landed in the gardening tools.
Went twelve rounds with the angry raccoon that lives in his bushes and almost lost
Bucky is honestly surprised Alpine has lived this long