Ever seen a 8 pound cat shit talk an Irish wolfhound? Bucky could’ve throttled her for that.
Got into the crawl space under the house while Steve the hot repairman was fixing the pipes.
For a solid week Bucky thought he was going to be the next Vallisca turns out it was just Alpine in the attic.
That time Alpine decided to pick a fight with a coyote. Decided better of it then led the damn thing back to the house. Thank God’s for animal control.
Bucky still isn’t sure how she didn’t get stunk by that skunk but he did
Of all the animals she’s stunned and dragged into the house the hawk was by far the worst
The dead fish in his bed because she got out and went down to the creek
When she batted his glasses off the counter and he stepped on them two seconds later
That time in her defense Bucky accidentally kicked her into the tub because she jumped onto the side. (He then proceeded to walk around his house in the buff. Laughing hysterically as he tried to find her to apologize. In revenge a dead frog made its way into his favorite sauce pan.)
Alpine got jealous and Steve’s ankles aren’t safe
The time Alpine fell out of the attic in the house and scared Bucky half to death at 1 am.
Guess who learned to open the window with her paw?